Evolution

>evolution

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>""""""""""intelligent"""""""""""""" design

>So smart
>So scientific

Are there any "normal" movies that feature intelligent design?

Evolution was a good movie though

Why hasn't humanity come up with a better religion for the modern era? Scientology is garbage.

What are some good invented religions from fiction that you would actually consider following?

>Why hasn't humanity come up with a better religion for the modern era?

You can't improve on perfection, and we already have seen every distinct flavor of religion for thousands of years.

Ecclesiastes 1:9
>The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

>What are some good invented religions from fiction that you would actually consider following?

In The Elder Scrolls series I quite like the Nine Divines. Fuck Daedra worship, that's for plebs hoping for magical trinkets instead of the blessings of divine grace.

The mall near my house had this poster up for like ever, at least until 2005. It might actually still be there.

>Talos
>a Divine
Get fucked Nord scum.

The pagans had the right idea.
If they brought back temple orgies NOBODY would miss church on sunday.

Until they all died of AIDS or God rained fire on them.

>God rained fire on them

When the fuck was the last time god rained fire on anybody?
Retards who didn't know anything about basic chemistry or biology blaming everything on god because they were retards.
Only a fraction as dumb as faggots who know better and still choose to believe in a book of fairy tales written by the very ones put them in the chains they pray to god to free them out of.

dubs

>God kills people for not being born into the right religion

>God kills people for not being born into the right religion

God kills people for being an abomination. And know one is "born into" a religion at least insofar as they're perfectly free to change when they become an adult. It doesn't matter if it's hard or inconvenient, the choice is fundamentally in your hands.

Read Romans 1.
>For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

Oh, its THIS argument.

>Only a fraction as dumb as faggots who know better and still choose to believe in a book of fairy tales written by the very ones put them in the chains they pray to god to free them out of.

You sound really enlightened.

This, unironically. Christianity is the refinement of thousands if not ten of thousands of years of human history. It is difficult to impossible to find a better set of beliefs and moral values.

Please just kill your self so there's one less of you filth in the world

Evolution is the only patrician Bio Sci. Chemfags pls go.

>Please just kill your self so there's one less of you filth in the world

Talos could wreck your shit. He's buddies with Akatosh.

Discordianism

>The video atheists don't want you to see
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Christians that aren't afraid of science are unironically some of the best people I've met in my life.

God is actually an infinitely more amazing being if you give it credit for how life (scientifically) came about rather than just wizardry. Stars had to explode to create the elements we are composed of. Billions of years of evolution had to go just right for a being to evolve that could even acknowledge its creator.

In my mind, science and religion should be great allies. Because the universe is even more amazing than anyone imagined and it gets more amazing with every new discovery.

If you believe in god, but accept that the origin story is flawed, you end up with an even more based creator

Science and religion are great allies.

You can believe in Genesis just fine without it being "flawed". It says that in the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, and that it took 7 days. Well what precisely is a "day" to God? He could have stretched it out from our perspective so that it appears very "old" from our linear, consistent perspective of time. You can take it literally insomuch as it's true without having to believe it specifically means an absolute, worldly timeframe as we understand it.

>Evolution

Why would you make fun of someone trying to lose weight?

do you want them to stay fat?

At least they're trying.

>mfw on the way home from the gym, they stop by McDick's to reward themselves

He's a Yuropoor. He has nothing else going for him other than calling Americans fat.

Checked!

>tfw a movie tries to trick you into believing evolution is real and the universe isn't actually 6000 years old

>new religious for the modern era
It's called being an edgyfag denying everything established, but also denouncing science. Trump is the new god.

fuck you