My country is very comfy when there are no forest fires, please visit

my country is very comfy when there are no forest fires, please visit

ok

thank you pls visit

I don't really like traveling

What happens in Portugal?

A lot of italian retirees go to portugal to avoid taxes.

ultimate comfyness

Are there cute girls there?

Sorry, I don't speak Spanish

Are you people white? I'm scared of brown people

I am Suebi

I'm just kidding Portubro, I'll visit your country any day.

But seriously, I dont speak the language. How fucked will I be?

What about others around you?

people outside of Lisbon are white

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>luring foreigners in to be roasted in forrest fires

very clever

where would I even go? I don't like large cities

Are portuguese guys hot?

Okay, i hope you are right, wish me luck

Do portuguese guys have big cocks?

yes
also yes

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where would I even go? I don't like large cities

Go here

Too hot, sorry.

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Portugal has resisted ALL moorish invasions!
Not one drop of Celto.Germanic blood has been tainted

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I would visit your soft pink squishy vanilla smelling arsehole any time.

Most young people speak English (enough to give you directions at least), if you're in a big city like Lisbon or Porto the people working in restaurants, museums and stations can speak decent English.

Where my good man?
I know that's a geodesic marker so this must be the top of some hill or mountain.

get the fuck off this board

Cocks...

What city should i visit?

Try looking at the picture sideways

The very center of Lisboa. The castle. The highest point on it.

O’Porto

Far better than shitboa.

Hope you guys don't have more fires. Portugal and Galicia don't deserve them.

We have 36°C body temperature, so yes.

want to see mine?