Girlfriend just made me watch this with her.
God damn this is such a terrible movie, why do women have shit taste in film?
Girlfriend just made me watch this with her
Gavin King
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Owen Russell
Joel?
Jayden Anderson
It's a very good movie. Sorry if you're too pleb to get it.
Asher Nelson
She wanted to watch the bbc dp don't lie
Nathan Jenkins
It's kino. Stay in your lane and hope your bitch doesn't leave you for having such shit taste
Tyler Russell
Just showed the part with the two black guys. Tell here to drop the charade
Jacob Campbell
She wants to cuck u
Hudson Foster
>why do women have shit taste in film?
I don't think that's really made for women, considering it's pretty much porn but better directed.
Landon Baker
hedonistic slut and directionless numale have sex and question the meaning of life. how well did I some up the film based on the cover?
Nolan Rivera
It's not great. It's probably a little overly long and even though there are some great parts and a strong conclusion, I'm not sure it fully justifies the runtime.
But chances are you're just a turbopleb so why am I posting in your thread?
Zachary Ramirez
Hedonistic slut part is right. Not the rest.
And this is the greatest scene of cinema ever created. Prove me wrong.
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Anthony Johnson
The rear shot of them fucking looks like something from the Star Wars prequels.
Chase Clark
They question the meaning of sex i guess. The guy on the cover isn't the numale in question though
And you have severely downplayed just how slutty this slut is.
Oliver Myers
Because you hate yourself, just like me, which is why I popped in here.
Justin Young
Shia labeouf literally can't do an English accent how did he get cast
Eli Phillips
Obviously she hoped this would turn your pathetic numale acuckual ass to actually love her right for once but she is definitely breaking up with you now OP sorry.
Aaron Fisher
did she know there are 2 parts?
Asher Brooks
He can't do anything, he's literally useless.
Ryder Rodriguez
>question the meaning of sex
What's there to question?
Dylan Hill
He's still a breddy gud actor desu
Colton Ortiz
>anyone wanna be in a porno directed by Lars von Trier?
>anyone?
>okay Shia I guess you're in
Jackson Ward
I can't really remember the movie.
It was the sluttiest of all sluts and some old virgin telling stories to each other.
It's the two extremes talking about how their extreme is more fucked up or something.
Von Trier can't into subtlety.
Christian Bell
He literally isn't.
That's why he quit and became a meme man instead.
Thomas Anderson
She just wanna fuck bro.
Henry Howard
He didn't quit, he's still making movies.
Bentley Garcia
oh yeah
Andrew Mitchell
what other movies are like this one
Aaron Adams
My girlfriend makes me watch shows like Homeland, CSI, Law and Order all the time. I WISH she'd watch some Von Trier kino with me.
Luckily I have two monitors so while she watches that crap I can still play vidya.
Gabriel Anderson
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Colton Morgan
>Vod release
>Distributor forced to play in a single theater without advertizing for contract reasons before actual release
The fact that you don't know the most basic of movie facts means you're a fucking Sup Forums shit so fuck off back there, cucklord.
Ryan Hernandez
1.) you don't have a real girlfriend
2.) Why does Sup Forums hate women so much. Is it because of #1?
Carter Anderson
Yes to both of what you said. You'll also notice that OP can't admit he watched nymphomaniac on his own because the topic of sex (that is shown graphically in the movie) makes him feel uncomfortable, hence the need to shield it with a lie (>I have a girlfriend) so he has an excuse for watching it, so he feels less uncomfortable.
Henry Roberts
He was in American Honey last year, which I liked but hated him in it.
Mason Reed
Sounds like you're talking about yourself :^)
Isaiah Powell
>movie facts
>that capitalist spew
I know about film and art, which is enough.
Jaxson Gray
good guy shia, lets honor some of his great work
Isaiah Smith
she's trying to break up with you by forcing you to watch shit movies until you've had enough and call it quits. enjoy these final days.
Wyatt Edwards
They couldn't afford Rocco
Cameron Sullivan
>I know about film and art, which is enough.
Write an essay about French New Wave editing techniques
Jacob Campbell
I also watched this movie with a girlfriend
One of few times I didn't complained when she was on her phone while watching the film. Shit movie. I don't blame her.
Landon Sullivan
uma thurman was really good in it
Grayson Green
underrated
Aaron Jackson
>It's a very good movie
Hudson Young
>Girlfriend
what did she mean by this
Gavin Gray
Charlotte Gainsbourg is beautiful user!
Apologise
Jayden James
The BvS thread is around the corner.
Andrew Miller
I loved it, especially part 1. Fucking hilarious.
Samuel Kelly
OP WILL GET KEKED