Higuain hat trick this week

>Higuain hat trick this week
>Aguero hat trick this week
>Di Maria hat trick this week
>Lautaro Martinez hat trick this week
>Dybala and Messi top 2 CAM's by performance
We're going to rape everybody in Russia 2018

>why didn't you do it in 2014?
Because Sabella was a defensive-minded coach

Are you going to play 4-0-6 formation?

Look at all those players who disappears in crucial moments

>0 decent midfielders or fullbacks
>best CBs are Otamemedi who became shit again recently and old man Mascherano retired at China
It will be fun to see Argentina win each game by 5 goals and concede four.

Di Maria is clutch
Messi is 50/50
Lautaro Martinez is unproven

I wish they allowed more substitutions, we could start with Dybala / Martinez / Higuain, and then switch to Messi / Icardi / Aguero in the second half

>0 decent midfielders
>who is Di Maria, Lo Celso, Pastore
>who is Banega, Gago, Zuculini, Enzo Perez

>0 decent fullbacks
>who are Rojo, Tagliafico and Mercado

This team is the most likely to start against Iceland

Di Maria is a winger who often plays as a forward at times and all those players but Banega are not good enough. Lo Celso has promise but he needs to show it in the CL with PSG. Pastore is permacrocked so idk why you bring him up since it's likely he'll get injured again.

Di Maria tracks backs and is a perfect linker for any counter, that's all you need to know about him

>almost missed qualifying
says it all

>Bauza
the anti-football personified

Sampaoli is going to do great

>50% win rate with Argentina
lmao Argentina will probably lose to Nigeria and miss out

>Lautaro Martinez
lol who the fuck is this nigga

The next Batistuta, he's raping the Argentine league like nobody had raped it since Aguero

>50% chance of winning the world cup
I'll take it

>Mascherano
>Rojo
>Romero
lmao the state of this team

That was Bauza's non-ironic team

That's why I trust Sampaoli, he actually uses midfielders

That's not how statistics works.

>icardi
> more than a month since he last scored

Isnt he at like 20 goals in Serie a so far? That's still pretty good

>Higuain
>Di Maria
>Dybala
>Icardi
>hattricks against Crotone and Sochaux
>pretty good

>celebrating a hat trick against Sassuolo

>Dybala
>not fraud

>celebrating a goal against Milan

Argentina-kun I come from the future, don't bring Higuain to Russia, he will choke away your trophy!

>rating dybala
oh.......oh no no no.......

t. indafag
how is icardi doing?

? I don't support Indahh
dybala is the most overrated player in Serie A, the only thing worthy of note that he's done this season was a hattrick against >sasol, then he just missed a bunch of penalties

Is Romero really your best GK?

*chokes*

>play Nigeria
>lose
jej, but I like you're positivism, stay up there my friendo

IS Lautaro Martinez good enough to eventually play in Europe?

Nigeria is a very underrated team. They have a lot of talented players now

oh yeah, the mighty Nigeria, who didn't even qualify to the last African Cup of Nations
very '''''''talented''''''

Well they beat your team so I don't know why you're talking shit. You have Messi, Higuain, Di Maria, Aguero, Icardi and Dybala yet the only team that scored less than you in the qualifiers were Ecuador

the edgy contrarian kiwi strikes again

>your team
well then that means >my team is utter shit, it doesn't make Nigeria the best team ever