Brits will never understand edition
/brit/
Christian Watson
Anthony Parker
>called house of cards
>Collapses, much like a house of cards
Fucking hell. Has anyone picked up on the delicious irony or is it just me that's figured this out?
Alexander Ross
cara
David Lopez
Who wants to hear a good joke?
Parker Richardson
Had the American high school experience
AMA
John Fisher
ye
Ian Cooper
yes lad
Samuel Bell
ME
Leo Martinez
TELL ME HOW TO GET A BRITISH GF RIGHT NOW
Nathan Evans
isis on our shores
Ian Price
Need a paki weathergirl on BBC Wales gf
Angel Rogers
how do planes work?
Elijah Martin
why don't you jaywalk over here lad and let me put a pint glass through your eye
Gavin Miller
Remember that guy that gave up? Neither do I.
Easton Lee
You're ma'
Luke Nelson
go on then
Nathan Brown
Growing up we were Anglo-Saxon.
We danced in an Anglo-Saxon dance group, we wore tunics...
When I first got on Ancestry I was really surprised that I wasn't finding all these Mercian kangz in my tree.
I decided to have my DNA tested through Ancestry DNA.
The big surprise was... we're not Anglo-Saxon at all. 52% of my DNA comes from Cornwall and Wales.
So... I traded in my tunic for some braccae.
Xavier Rivera
Sup Forums is one of the most tragic boards
full of insecure limpwristed spastics projecting their anxieties about not having a place in society onto others and fobbing the blame off on feminists/liberals/minorities when in reality it's because they're pathetic specimens with no self respect who no one wants to talk to because of their acne and halitosis
absolute bedwetters, the lot of them
Evan Reed
was watching a yank stream earlier and half the adverts were shite like this
Jack Davis
...
Caleb Price
Who was in the wrong here???
Jaxon Hill
very much so
Gabriel Rodriguez
the fireworks are getting on my tits
FUCK OFF you normie cunts. You know they're shit, you sarcastically cheer the fireworks knowing they're shit, yet you still buy them like the SHEEP you are
Caleb White
...
Tyler Ramirez
Stfu
Jason Gutierrez
firework wankers love their fucking fireworks
Connor Ross
good lad
wear this daily myself, very comfortable if i'm honest
Wyatt Gutierrez
pound for pound the best boozer that has ever posted in /brit/
Eli Williams
A patient bursts into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!"
The doctor replies: "Go sit in the waiting room please, I'll be dealing with you later!"
Blake Hernandez
not bad
Oliver Flores
I swapped my gf's bed for a trampoline last night, she went through the roof
Parker Robinson
Glad the shite Yank remake of House of Cards has been cancelled
Lucas Morgan
does the swallow fly south with the sun ??? or the house martin or the plover seek warmer climates in winter?? FUCK YA!
Josiah Richardson
puttering at this
Cooper Butler
good joke
Adrian Mitchell
...
Juan Sullivan
While the latter is definitely a big part of it, I don't think you can pin all the blame on them.
Life nowadays is somewhat sodomized and culturally sterile. People have a reason to be upset about the death of the family unit and marriage, monogamy, and countless other traditions that have been thrown by the wayside in pursuit of the lofty goal of "social justice". They can recognize the symptoms, but they've pinned them on the wrong causes.
Connor Thomas
I'm going to pre-order Sonic Forces again, I don't care if it sucks
Jose Cruz
>jumps on his back
>still manages to get weightsd
the state
Bentley Hernandez
...
Mason Nguyen
>Life nowadays is somewhat sodomized
Speak for yourself.
Camden Bailey
want a gf one day with tits big enough that they squish together like that in a top
Jose Reed
scottish women phwoar
Nolan Jenkins
took me a minute...but fucking OUTSTANDING!!! outdone yourself yet again, smla
Julian Wilson
>the innocent woman you sit next to on the train gets shagged every week and fingers herself every day
thoughts?
William Rivera
wish i had a job, sounds mental, but i do.
Evan Evans
How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A ladder
Charles Stewart
HE'LL BE DEALING WITH HIM LATER
Connor Powell
really makes you think
Carson Carter
Thanks, lads.
Juan Adams
little to no thoughts because my formative years were not spent in such a way as to cause me to view females as a bizarre alien race
Carter Murphy
>drinking pee pee
Gavin Nguyen
so homosexuals actually stick their penises into a cavity filled with human waste?
Hunter Williams
I wonder if there will ever be a person born who can swim faster than a shark
Christopher Sullivan
howling
Gavin Flores
Just mean it as in the religiosity and traditionalism that we've kept in place for countless years now is starting to corrode as the full consequences of utilitarianism roll out and we focus on immediate and baser gratification.
Joshua Diaz
how does a ship even float how does that work
Wyatt Morris
want to print that URL off and frame it as the No. 1 example of things I don't care about
and I would
if I fucking gave a SHITE
*punches your pint over*
Jack Miller
£120,000 please
Jace Harris
How do I get whites to see me as white?
Daniel Green
Reckon this question is why you lot don't learn to fish
Xavier Cox
always knew it was a vile paki
Elijah Garcia
that's a bargain!
Josiah Clark
blizzard trying to stuff me into the pit of manchildren with wow classic
Eli Gonzalez
Ryder Gutierrez
*buys it and converts it into 4 flats, rented out to young professionals for £950pcm (bills, internet, council tax NOT included)*
Michael Morgan
gets a 40 year mortgage at 4% mcgrath revolucion
Brody Williams
me on the right
William Morales
The one thing that irritates me about /brit/ is taking on Americanisms. Racism for instance. Britain isn't a racist country, it's just the Americans in Sup Forums who are but people come here and try to copy them. It's sad really.
James Peterson
...
Matthew Bell
I don't believe in racism because I'm not American
Owen Myers
two textbook virgins
Adrian Allen
not a racist but i fucking hate pakis
Julian Davis
FUCK OFF DAD
Ian Hall
That (pint) glass of water really sorted me out. Strongly recommend you try it yourself if you're not feeling great on the inside.
Tyler Peterson
got an urge to dig a blade into a yank
Eli Turner
>that acne
>that hairline
>that gyno
gymcel
Jose Nelson
wanted to reply to the potato but i forgot how to spell boyency
how do you properly spell it
Colton Thompson
bbc.co.uk
Twitter is being criticised for failing to show any photos under the bisexual hashtag.
Some are calling it bi-erasure, as photo results for "lesbian" and "gay" still exist.
Users are pointing out that when you search #bisexual, a message appears on the photos tab stating: "The term you entered did not bring up any results."
Adam Wilson
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Easton Moore
>meet fit bird
>get along well despite being a league or two above me in terms of looks
>tells me she is a single mother
ahh yes, lucky me.
rather have a wank tbf
William Jenkins
you joke... but some cunt might just do that.
Landon Thompson
...
Henry Powell
why the hell is everyone setting off fireworks?
Ryan Bell
I assume you're asking that here because Altervista is down?
Ian Thomas
Are all brits this cute?
David Smith
TOIL
ON
THE
MORROW
James Young
boyancy you moron
Aaron Lewis
why are you in the BRITISH thread?
it's like breaking into someone's house and calling them obsessed when they call the police
William Lopez
guy fawkes innit
Gavin Miller
he's got a decent hairline, good face shape. Once this lad clears his acne he'll be good to go.
David Baker
why are youtube and facebook such bloated piece of shit websites?
Nicholas Morris
what did he mean by this
Easton Anderson
no we're all hideously vile
Tyler Stewart
You might have to drink a 'cide mate
Gabriel Roberts
Watch all of Pewdiepies videos but I still haven't subscribed to him lol
Luis Wright
who?
Samuel Ross
DumbBuoy
Camden Clark
buoyancy you utter mong
>gymcel
he barely even looks like he lifts