You've got 5 seconds...

You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in your entire life thats even 1/10th of 1% as brave as Greta Thunberg on any given day.

>Protip: you indisputibly can't

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leff my wife of 20 years for the 18 yo girl of my dreams

I had 2 kids who could think for themselves.

(((Thunburg)))]

Tied my shoes in the hallway of school

I honestly just want to fuck Greta in the ass. She has a great message tho she's right.

YEE HAW MURICA? How Jack n Coke/Budweiser of you...did you also fuck your 1st cousin behind the Wawa dumpster?

Got offered lean by an african tribe in the school bathroom

When she turns 18 I want her to make me Swedish babies that look like night kings

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I once pissed in a urinal in a full bathroom

I shared a post on facebook once.

Checkmate.

Learned about climate change before getting in front of a big crowd of people.

totally not a felonious statement
I mean, one could argue the bravery of posting this

well not being an illuminati puppet I can't travel the world in my yacht supplied by elite bankers

A large, towering black man approached me. He then unzipped his fly, whipping out his massive cock and demanded an apology.

I said no and took an ass beating instead

Not be a faggot like OP

Nope. That was all 8 years ago. We are since married.

My new wife and I have started a biotech consultancy and are doing ~$400K a year.

I have never fucked any family member.

Also, fuck you monkey-boy.

I've shaved my privates and wear something other than sweat pants. Greta has done neither.

Shes not brave shes just angry and autistic so she doesn't want to go to school and has been given a hero complex by her bougie actor parents. She doesn't understand the full scope of what shes doing because shes a dumb kid being praised for yelling at the people shes angry at by the people shes angry at. As a mildly autistic person who used to think of rants to screech and crowds of people I can honestly say shes living the cringiest autistic dream, and when shes older no high will compare to it and at the same time she will look back at it and cringe with the intensity of a meteor impact. It's likely that in order to escape her existence she will turn to drugs/alcohol or suicide. Probably alcohol since she clearly has fetal alcohol syndrome. She'll inevitably OD after becoming a psychotic whore. All the time shell be playing the victim for her dwindled movement which she wont even believe in anymore for one reason or another.

didn't parent the crap my parents taught me for 5 seconds?

gg/U74FbVs

didn't say what my handlers told me to say for 5 seconds?

I didn't shove my retarded child in front of a camera.

>~$400K a year.
i can type words too

I fucking flashed my cock to her not long ago KEK spent a few days in jail but worth it

>Brave
Quoting libtard talking points with impunity in her safe space.
So courage, much brave!

We have not done our billing for November or December.

Go back to huffing glue, monkey-boy.

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>posts random image i found on the internet
larping this hard
lmao

I rode a recumbent tricycle solo 1000 km through the rocky mountains

Found the depressive realist. Bro.

She triggers the shit out of Trumptards on here which is worth it for me. Three separate front page threads on her the other day and I wasn't even trying to count them all.

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I fucked OPs mother without a condom

Once I captured a scammer that stole tousands from a whole community

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>I wasn't even trying to count them all.
Because you can't count that high?

Maybe you should try getting a life.

She doesn't strike me as particularly brave, but then again, I've fucked your mother, and that sucked about as bad as storming the beach on D-Day.

Over 300 confirmed kills faggot.

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Can someone tell me her actual accomplishments.

I once fucked my friends mother while he went to the store. I’d say that’s pretty damn brave - much braver than a retarded girl who is being used as a bullypulpit by the left.

Had cyber sex with more than 1000 girls on Omegle

I was constipated for about a week and I finally managed to squeeze out a giant log.

queen oft /b

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I saved a nigger from drowning once. No really I did. Sometimes in hindsight I regret it, but I couldn't watch someone drown subhuman or not.

queen

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This.

Bump

Sure thing, buddy...

I second this fact.

Kek

ASSHOLE!

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bumpooo

ive actually noticed that before. a large majority of tards seem to only wear sweatpants. whats with that?

I seriously don’t understand how the sheeple don’t get it. It really is like how some comedy makes fun of the dumb audience clapping away like mindless idiots. “Yay! She’s our heroooo! Yay!” I’m not some high IQ guy but this shit is scary. Like the “Jesus brought us Trump” people. They really need to be culled.

Everything I've done in my life is hugely better than just blathering on about the weather.

> " Hurr durr, it's warm again today"
big fucking deal Greta.

based burn

Cut a man down, saving his life, who was hanging himself in a county jail cell.

He cussed me out after regaining conscious.

Then later, he apologized. Other stuff like this along the way. Working a jail gives me plenty of stories to tell. Maybe another time

Faggot

Refreshing this thread until it ceases to exist. Pretty brave of my part to waste my time on this as much as leftist faggots and incels like yourself obsess over this aspie

Greta "Bigbush Sweatpants" Thunberg.

i legalized weed and created the entire pseudoscience of environmentally correct fascism

remembered to flush the toilet this morning

Obama is that you?

I carry a gun every day despite living in commiefornia

She came here on a sailboat.
The sailors flew back home on an airliner.
A second crew flew on another airliner to sail the boat back.
She is now taking a catamaran made from fossil fuel (fiberglass) with a sail and 2 diesels back to Europe.
That's a hell of a carbon footprint. She could've just flown out here and back.

I'm proud of you. You could get 25 to life just for that. Or even worse shot by an anti-gun liberal.

I shaved my asshole today without hurting it.

Wasting trips on a lie.
Shame!

I think how you think

>She could've just flown out here and back.
would that shut you up? no? then I guess she can do what she wants to do because nothing she does will prevent you from criticising her.

cope harder larpboi
trips of truth

posted the link to this server gg/Bh24Xe

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It's a legally purchased fire arm. If I did my research right it's a misdemeanor

i went to school for 10 fucking years, each day every day

Geez

She could shut the fuck up. That would go a long way. Or have the nerve to go land in China and talk down to them.

Fact: she is wrong, has been indoctrinated, is a useful idiot (just ask Putin).
Also, she should be ignored, since she has not yet lived long enough to be able to offer an opinion - nor has she submitted any work that has been reviewed, so she is not qualified.

she should shut up but people you approve should keep on talking I guess. get a grip. there are a range of opinions in the world and most will not align with yours.

I adore her

Queen of b is not really a compliment (see boxxy), she deseeves much more

I think they should have picked a non-down syndrome kid to be their spokesman. It would have made more sense.

Me too. I think whoever the next president will be (obviously not Trump) they should offer her an internship at the EPA, and a job when she graduates

Nigger, you asked what she could do that people wouldn't criticize. Don't get all fucking butt hurt over an answer.

I took a dump today and don't have autism. That about does it.

I flushed before standing today.
That was braver than anything Greta has done.

this thread is going to get 300 replies.. no doubt
i fucking hate this board

There isn't a single aspect to any of your post that displays you have an understanding of how anything you mentioned works.

Were you kill?

>She triggers the shit out of Trumptards on here which is worth it for me. Three separate front page threads on her the other day and I wasn't even trying to count them all.

Nah, she's just mild entertainment at best. Pedos seem to like her though. A 16 year old with the body of a 9 year old, pedo's dream girl.

You made a claim.
Elaborate

>I carry a gun every day despite living in commiefornia

How dare you carry a Baby Killer 9000 with a 6 gorillion bullet clip and barrel shroud. Are you mad it might kill kabillions.

Retards can do that.

I retweeted her tweets.

It was a close thing but I made it through this time.
Perhaps next time I will not be so lucky... but I like to live life on the edge like that.

So pretty much what any window licker can do.

Nigger soccer mom

On Facebook?

So brave. Be safe
o7

Cool lies lol

Nobody is saying she isn’t brave, just incredibly stupid. Lots of stupid people do brave things. That doesn’t make them right.