Yuropoors

Yuropoors

What's it like knowing you'll never life the life of a White middle class American male?

it makes me sleep better at night

Knowing you have less money, freedom, things to do, and varied chicks to bang?

Looking like that boy in OPs pic will get you fucked alright, not by women though.

that i dont live in a boring identical box in a boring identical row of a boring identical suburb next to a boring identical city and instead live somewhere with history and culture dating back further a couple of hundred years?

love it desu

Instead you live in some small loft next to other turban wearing terrorist.

i'm doing good

The suburb that I live in isn't like that

For history, who gives a fuck lol. Get laid anf smoke weed brah

> Less money
> Less freedom
> Less things to do
> Less varied chicks to bang
Kek

I live that lifestyle except I have a shirt on.

>British talking about identical housing

nigga if you ever fly over your country you'll see that's its suburbs and suburbs of identical townhouses.

Here in America land is cheap and we can build whatever we fucking want.

Not compared to White American men, not at all lol.

BLAAARRHGH FREEDUM

In America we can bang chicks from all the world, while you're primarily stuck either your germanic square jawed horrors, outside of university

>UK
>suburbs
you don't know what you're talking about

I can call up my friends and ride dirt bikes and ATVs

You call up your friends and throw on scarves and go to the local café

Tell me who is more likely to get laid bro

Yuropoors are far more nu-male tier than white American men

they exist? haha no

>I can call up my friends and ride dirt bikes and ATVs
such a truly unique experience, us europeans will never enjoy such rich activities

>What's it like knowing you'll never life the life of a White middle class American male?
>White
lol neither will you, kyle
xx

I wish I had this life. My friends are no fun and I'm too poor to afford recreational vehicles :(

At least I bike and ski

Every country has rednecks

>American
>White
lol

You look like a gay russian jew with bleached hair

>this yank who actually thinks only americans can go quad biking
hilarious

you haven't fucked anyone with that shriveled snipped grub of yours

You would know frits.

>being a man is redneck

This is why white American men get laid more than effiminate yuropoor "men"

if that's you in the op, you'd never get any laid here. makes me wonder how low the standards in america are

No wonder your birthrate is so low.

GRREARRRTTHH RIEDD ATVS URHHG GIT LAYD RRRRAUGH ME MANN HUGR YRO POOOOOOOOOO

Adult toys are far more expensive in Yurop

You also have less trucks to haul them

And less land to ride them

Who do you take me for lol?

You also have less varied sports to play

Here we play:
Tennis
Rugby
Soccer
Football
Basketball
Hockey
LaCrosse
Golf
Disc golf

You name it. Unlike you guys that primarily concentrate on perhaps 3 different sports.

mate literally everyone goes quad biking as a kid shut the fuck up you mong

Who's this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy

any fit blond guy in a multicultural country is swimming in pussy unirocally thanks to fascism making them seem more masculine, that'll wear off soon tho.

Pretty much every sport on that list is gay af just like OPs picture

>What's it like knowing you'll never life the life of a White middle class American male?


Actually makes me feel better. It is like when you think you live in a shitty corrupted shithole but at least you are not africa, The same with USA, at least I am not american.

Instead you're an unemployed mama's boy living in a country with limited industry and opportunity

But hey, at least you can visit your overpriced museums right

I am not the one who is being literally conquered by mexicans. That is some pathetic shit.

>middle class
It's quite the relief

>American twink obsessed with masculinity
lmao

lol no every american white girl wants to get dicked by tyrone. and white american nu-males like the op accept it, pic related

Less free time. I get like three weeks paid vacation at summer, plus bank holidays and Christmas how much do you get?

And I don't care about shooting guns too much so you can keep your freedoms.

Lol Yank chicks love Europeans.