Alright Sup Forums, what are we cooking tonight? I'm in a good mood so if you roll dubs...

alright Sup Forums, what are we cooking tonight? I'm in a good mood so if you roll dubs, you get to decide what goes in the pan...

don't fuck this up you fucking donkeys

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Deep fried frozen butter.

don't test my patience user....I said i'm in a good mood tonight you FUCKING DONKEY

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Sorry Chef. Pressure cooked donkey testicles?

Cheap rainbow cereal with truffle and almond milk

unconventional, but i'll allow it...

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Cum popsicle

Your mom's pussy. Owned.

Reroll

Im going to eat four grams of cocaine and then rectally shove rice Krispies and hollandaise sauce in my ass and try to hear the snap crackle and pop

dont even SPEAK in my fucking kitchen without your FUCKING DUBS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!

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if you don't have dubs then SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH user!

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THISS?? THIS IS ALL Sup Forums HAS TO OFFER ME????

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Chef, I propose Donkey testicles lathered in flour, pepper and salt, mixed in with rancid shit to elevate the flavor.

Idiot sandwich?

well if you're such a culinary genius, where the FUCK ARE YOUR FUCKING DUBS YOUR FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you say this as if you had dubs which you DONT AND THEREFORE YOUR SUGGESTION GOES IN THE RUBBISH BIN WHERE IT BELONGS

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Donkey testicles lathered in a thin layer of smegma, and seasoned with hair dandruff.

chef shouldnt we add some sauce for flavor?

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Chocolate milk

now THAT'S inspiration user! Donkey testicles lathered in flour, pepper and salt, mixed in with rancid shit? in...

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cock shaped breakfast

I second this as well. Bring it to a low simmer in the pan so the testicles can marinate.

no NO NO NO NO NO !!!!!!!!!!!

OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cum on a burger and eat it

interesting....it's almost like....

ITS ALMOST LIKE YOU HAVENT GOT A CLUE HOW TO FUCKING READ YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITTCHEN IF YOU'VE GOT NO DUBS!!!!!!!!

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cum in a burger

this

Chocolate milk sounds lovely

where aRE THE FUCKING DUBS?????????????

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there are the dubs.
now cum on a fucking burger

They are right here Chef!

milk

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OH LET ME LOOK OKAY I LOOKED NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN
I ASK ONE THING AND THAT IS FOR YOU TO PRODUCE DUBS AND NOW OUR FUCKING CUSTOMERS HAVE GONE!!!!!!!!

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user STOP YOURE JUST MAKING HIM ANGRIER

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but Chef the dubs are right here

YOU FUCKING DONKEYS I-

....anons i can't do this anymore....i can't be angry like this anymore.... this isn't me...

i need to confess something...

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what if we roast an alien, chef?

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user's, can't you see?

it's been me this whole time...

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only if you cum on it

it's me... brendan fraser
from the mumny....

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oh shit oh fuck

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i see you've rolled dubs user, that reminds me of my life in the kitchen...
but that's just not me anymore...

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What do we even do here?

Sliced swiss wrapped with jamon serrano and a few sprigs of frisee

i will try one more time chef.
cum on a burger

you scream?

but why user...

can i- can i come closer?

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your penis

fuck was 1 away

ooh now i get dubs great

it's over user's...
you have been fooled...


i am glad i could come clean before i end you...

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Nice lump of moo!

STAY BACK

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it is done, i will let you breathe your last breathe alone

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ANONS HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i pardon your screams for i understand your confusion...

say howdy to the devil for me

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Soo...he was behind of all that...

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