alright Sup Forums, what are we cooking tonight? I'm in a good mood so if you roll dubs, you get to decide what goes in the pan...
don't fuck this up you fucking donkeys
alright Sup Forums, what are we cooking tonight? I'm in a good mood so if you roll dubs, you get to decide what goes in the pan...
don't fuck this up you fucking donkeys
Deep fried frozen butter.
don't test my patience user....I said i'm in a good mood tonight you FUCKING DONKEY
Sorry Chef. Pressure cooked donkey testicles?
Cheap rainbow cereal with truffle and almond milk
unconventional, but i'll allow it...
Cum popsicle
Your mom's pussy. Owned.
Reroll
Im going to eat four grams of cocaine and then rectally shove rice Krispies and hollandaise sauce in my ass and try to hear the snap crackle and pop
dont even SPEAK in my fucking kitchen without your FUCKING DUBS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!
if you don't have dubs then SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH user!
THISS?? THIS IS ALL Sup Forums HAS TO OFFER ME????
Chef, I propose Donkey testicles lathered in flour, pepper and salt, mixed in with rancid shit to elevate the flavor.
Idiot sandwich?
well if you're such a culinary genius, where the FUCK ARE YOUR FUCKING DUBS YOUR FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you say this as if you had dubs which you DONT AND THEREFORE YOUR SUGGESTION GOES IN THE RUBBISH BIN WHERE IT BELONGS
Donkey testicles lathered in a thin layer of smegma, and seasoned with hair dandruff.
chef shouldnt we add some sauce for flavor?
Chocolate milk
now THAT'S inspiration user! Donkey testicles lathered in flour, pepper and salt, mixed in with rancid shit? in...
cock shaped breakfast
I second this as well. Bring it to a low simmer in the pan so the testicles can marinate.
no NO NO NO NO NO !!!!!!!!!!!
OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cum on a burger and eat it
interesting....it's almost like....
ITS ALMOST LIKE YOU HAVENT GOT A CLUE HOW TO FUCKING READ YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITTCHEN IF YOU'VE GOT NO DUBS!!!!!!!!
cum in a burger
this
Chocolate milk sounds lovely
where aRE THE FUCKING DUBS?????????????
there are the dubs.
now cum on a fucking burger
They are right here Chef!
milk
OH LET ME LOOK OKAY I LOOKED NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN
I ASK ONE THING AND THAT IS FOR YOU TO PRODUCE DUBS AND NOW OUR FUCKING CUSTOMERS HAVE GONE!!!!!!!!
user STOP YOURE JUST MAKING HIM ANGRIER
but Chef the dubs are right here
YOU FUCKING DONKEYS I-
....anons i can't do this anymore....i can't be angry like this anymore.... this isn't me...
i need to confess something...
what if we roast an alien, chef?
user's, can't you see?
it's been me this whole time...
only if you cum on it
it's me... brendan fraser
from the mumny....
oh shit oh fuck
i see you've rolled dubs user, that reminds me of my life in the kitchen...
but that's just not me anymore...
What do we even do here?
Sliced swiss wrapped with jamon serrano and a few sprigs of frisee
i will try one more time chef.
cum on a burger
you scream?
but why user...
can i- can i come closer?
your penis
fuck was 1 away
ooh now i get dubs great
it's over user's...
you have been fooled...
i am glad i could come clean before i end you...
Nice lump of moo!
STAY BACK
it is done, i will let you breathe your last breathe alone
ANONS HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i pardon your screams for i understand your confusion...
say howdy to the devil for me
Soo...he was behind of all that...