/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Fuck the poor edition

>Car launch dates:
Williams FW41 - 15 February (London)
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)
Haas VF18- TBC
Red Bull RB14- TBC

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Active status monitoring:
Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
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>Michael Schumacher's status:
Senna

>News:
Grid kids in
WER back to DTM
Fernando thinks McLaren can be on the podium next year

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feels bad man

>1 post early

>grid kids
unless they are hot little girls count me out of this "sport"

this

If they arent 12 year old girls im calling liberty and asking "is an car an sport?"

At least I'm not 6 seconds late like the Britalian

They pick kart drivers.
This is a kart driver

In all honesty the only time I noticed the grid girls was during the anthem and on the way to the podium from the cool down room.
I don't think I'll miss them at all.

>ywn spank that ass then shove your middle finger down her butthole

huh

so pedo spaniard is an F1 fan

>Make a bad post
>Everyone thinks it was Simon

Another crime went unnoticed

>grid kids
So adult women holding umbrellas is a no no but child labour is ok?

roasties out
lolis in

What else is there to watch on sunday morning? I won't be following it from now on cause it's no longer free and if there are no girls my dad won't pay for it

I'd drive her ass if you catch my drift

>tfw you watch Japanese motorsport and some race queens are more famous than the drivers they are standing in front of

Hope more people watch Super GT and SuperFormula because of it.

Nice try Mr Brown

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>Saving the old seal

Germany pls

>the only one that looks remotely legal isn't hot

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holy shit, if makeup was banned 80% of the world girls would literally kill themselves

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>tfw you don't have qt race queens so don't get photographed

they all look legal to me

What am I looking at here?

Split races for le nepotism driver and a leaf in Indy this year

They are all very much legal and have all done gravure photoshoots

have their names user?

We should ban makeup.

this I like grills more without it

I'd be a pretty shit WAGlad if I didn't have them.

Here is their page from GALS Paradise

Lewis is the first female driver in F1 but nobody noticed yet. She also looks quite hot without makeup. Ignore the red circle.

thank you again waglad

>Suzuna

Does she thinks that using her last name too would bring shame to the family?

Speaking of Gals Paradise (A magazine dedicated to race queens if you were wondering) a certain someone made their debut last year and therefore manage to get onto the website I use to look at official photo shoots idols, race queens and JAV stars.

wew

nice halo

dat turbo

Probably but she'd bring shame anyway. Her mum is Chinese and her dad is Jap-Chinese.
Probably got bullied at school.

how about both you fucking cucks

FIA should take a page from the IDF's playbook. Have radar detectors that detect incoming tires and debris then automatically shoots them out of the air with a giant shotgun blast. Like the Merkava's trophy system.

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So many posts and not a Gimi until now, that's disappointing

The israelis are the undisputed champions of getting their tanks stuck in weird situations. I'm not sure F1 should learn from them.

>He doesn't know how much Arabs like building tunnels

It is merely destabilising the tunnels causing them to cave in.

Also holy fuck we need some racing this general is scraping the barrel

Daytona this weekend

Test

For me, it's Alex von Falkenhausen Motorenbau

To the american who wanted WAGlad's story.
I send you this.

can't wait for first race desu

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Winter Stream: Mexico 1992

>Our Nige On Pole
>Last Race At Old Mexico Circuit
>Williams Run Away With It, Dangerous Levels Of Smog

Based spaniard

who will sace williams, and when?
Im not really into this paddy will elevate us from this shithole meme, as the mercedes success was more of a brawn product than paddy's

There was kino last weekend and at the end I was the only one here and posted like 10 times in a row.
Y'all need to stop being casualracing fans 2bh.

SVG's fault.

THIS

the return of maldonado

>Fuck the poor edition

Worst thread since the Bahamian's random Asian girl thread, desu.

Don't bulli france

I like France, but he done goofed.

Yea this is a really shit thread

Get help

Reminder that the flag marshal wasn't standing at his post, and took ~10 seconds to walk over and start waving the yellow flag.

I wish this race was in America so the teams would sue him in to bankruptcy for their damages.

he's a sith lord

i fell asleep at 5am :/

wow I remember those awful comics, really disgusting
source though

Responding on behalf of the Singaporean who seems to have gone quiet

nhentai.net/g/63257/11/

Thank you so much user

What ever happened to the emilia horse hentai?

It got a cease and desist from a Nastola court.

This makes me feel ill

>this single bolt is meant to withstand a Tractorcunt attack

Forgot pic

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good lord that's what evil looks like, how deranged do you have to be to draw that?

Some are just fucked that way others too many drugs plus being that way.

Non-shit pic

>got the original from Scarbs on twitter
>though it was some kind of blurry "spy" pic
>posted it
>quickly found out it's from an officially released HD YouTube video
>Scarbs is just too fucking stupid to take a screenshot without it being a blurry piece of shit
I only blame myself desu for thinking he wasn't retarded. I should have know better.

>getting shocked by nhentai

Soft cunt

its not that, I've seen terrible real images, what I'm shoked is that someone would find pleasure in destroying cute lolis

I got bored.
Every time I tried to start again I would just fizzle out of desire to do it.
That or get turned on and read hentai instead.
Maybe I'll finish it but currently it is in the "I have better things to do with my time when I get home from work" category.

Lightweight.

I still find the opening chapters of this worse as it is based on reality

e-hentai.org/g/13943/5bb7a41771/

WHAT THE FUCK. Not only are the cars going to be fucking uglier, they're also going to be significantly HEAVIER.
>Just slap a carbon fiber thong on the cockpit
OWAIT you need to reinforce the whole fucking chassis so an impact doesn't rip the car apart. Yeah, that means you need to have extra struts in the super structure.
>Carbon fiber is light though
NOT SO FAST FUCKER (I want to fucking die), because Carbon Fiber Composite just isn't strong enough (unless you want the halo to be 80% wider) so they have to use TITANIUM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I'm starting to think this semen slurping safety parade isn't for me.

Looks like they could be using some form of mould for do tests and a bolt let's you quick change it.
But then it could also just not be much force it's tested vs

>500
That fucking does it I'm moving to Indycar F1 was nice while it lasted but I guess.

>titanium
>not cast iron
hahahah get a load of this pleb

>Looks like they could be using some form of mould

Nah, it's welded in a few places.

My fucking sides

If F1 keeps heading this direction what general do we discuss horse genitalia in?

So cruel

So brilliantly cruel

are you lads watching the olympics?

are there asian qts?

excellent post

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>posting about me while I'm not even present
wtf I hate australia now ?

Lmao if this race was in America it'd be under permanent yellow flags because someone's vagina would be showing!

>tfw almost time for me to watch curling again

No better Winter Olympic sport

I'm waiting for my waifu

Allen bolts could be undone for it to pop up?
IDK I'm just trying to think of a reason it isn't welded to the monocoque

>IDK I'm just trying to think of a reason it isn't welded to the monocoque

Can't weld metal to carbon fibre, m8 ;)

And they can't weld to a metal mount moulded in to the carbon fibre because of the heat, so it has to be bolted at some point.

Will watch the hockey and all deathslide events. I'm disappointed my russian skatefu won't be there though