Go to mcdonalds

>Go to mcdonalds
>They are selling Szechuan Sauce again
>Whole place is filled with redditors screaming R&M references

Anyone who watches R&M should be tortured to death desu

Anyone who complains this much about something that has no effect on their lives should be tortured to death

Yes, I'm a redditor. Deal with neckbeard

I has an effect on my life, I've been waiting for mcdolans to crash and burn after long streak of failures and that great mc-bashing film, The Founder.

Now I see this global cartoon that poses to be "anarchistic" to make a direct marketing deal with mcdonalds and it will boom their shares and that in turn would make me unhappy because i've waited their destruction for long time

SHIT ON THE FLOOR

>Go to mcdonalds
>order a mcdouble
>receive your order number
>000

What did they mean by this? I happened 15 minutes ago.

*tips fedora*

Pretty obvious isn't it? They cycle back around eventually, otherwise you'd be number whatever million.

>Go to mcdonalds

There's your problem buddy.

Redditors are putrid scum and need to be purged.

>Muh cartoon show sold out it's "morals".

>be american
>make reservations at McDonalds
>order chicken tendies and baked apple pie
>apple pie is too hot and burns roof of mouth so you call your lawyer to sue for bodily injury and to be safe, sue because the restrooms were not non-binary
>about to dine and dash but waitress in hover round blocks your path
>pay for meal in food stamps plus tip
>head to monster truck with "i'm with her/make america great again" bumper sticks covered all over back
>get shot

>tfw I haven't tried the Shlomo sauce yet

Fake not enough clapping

yeah but zero? come on. I felt offended.

He forgot the part about going to the hospital after getting shot and receiving a $1 million dollar bill where he has to put his house up for sale to pay back.

McDonalds gives you a number based on how many girls they think you have had sex with. I think they were justified.

But you're not gonna do anything because you're a faggot.

oh no i dont even get numbers
FUCK

>go to Memedonalds
>pick up my meme sauce
>talk to my meme friends
>scratch my meme beard
>spill meme sauce on meme shirt
>talk about our meme shows

HAHA MEMES!

this life is true i 2017 desu

>Go to mcdonalds

there is your problem

then you'll die

did they actually bringt that back?

>implying anyone remembers what a sauce at mcd 19 years ago tasted like
they probably just used some random sauce from walmart and put on a new label

are you one of those fags that travel to mcdonalds around the country just to eat a mcrib?