I'm a girl, and i like my beautyfull body and sex, any questions ?

I'm a girl, and i like my beautyfull body and sex, any questions ?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Z7cDC08FYio&feature=youtu.be
youtu.be/szV0fpnL7ow
instagram.com/lindsaycapuano/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Have you ever weighed just your ass?

No

Why not? You should I am curious.

35 kilograms

why do you think johnny sack didnt dump that fat fuck?

ITT:
>pic related

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Do you like green eggs and ham?

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70+ pounds?!? Timestamp or no fucking way! You sure that was Just the ass

I like hamburgers and hotdogs

No, i had to sit on it... right... ?

ellipses = fag roleplayer

Sorry, 15 year-old boy, but you have to be 18 to post here.

>inb4underageb&
>mods

You are a man and you’re looking for attention and you got some from me

No, i'm a 26 year old girl

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Of course

>doesn't even order blacked clothes to take picture in

fucking failure, learn to generate more yous

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rate my music, bro

youtube.com/watch?v=Z7cDC08FYio&feature=youtu.be

Why are you like this, have i done something to you ?

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do you hate men?

No, why should i

do you like my music?

also, how big is your dick?

If you don't hate men why isn't my cock in your mouth right now??

CHECK MATE ATHEISTS

Nice music, and i have no dick !?

Trust me, if you was here with me, i would suck you everyday !

thanks for the compliment, appreicate it!
can i see a pic of that dick?

youtu.be/szV0fpnL7ow

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more pics, and i will show my dick to u

Need tits and timestamp I'm afraid.

wouldn't even fit

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>no tits
>no timestamp
>???
>hide thread
GTFO LARPer
no bump

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Can you even see a dick on me !?

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Lindsey Capuano

Ok, here you go

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Yeah, that's my name

quit posting or sage, retards. dont give his living with his mom ass more attention than its worth.

nice dick man

You are hopeless : (

and here u GOT baby

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saging is when you type sage in the options field and it doesnt bump the thread. which you just did.

So... a girl can't visit Sup Forums without being yelled at ?

yall are fucking morons. I'm out

Hot, feel free to share more if you Want ! Do you want to see the cutest pic of me ?

We need proof.

ATTENTION YOU PATHETIC FEDORA TIPPING LOSERS:

instagram.com/lindsaycapuano/

you are all talking to a 400 lbs basement dweller

meh. do your research on the rules for girls for Sup Forums . you know them. youve been here quite a few times.

hell YES!!!

nah ever since the Sup Forums change, its all porn on Sup Forums nothing itneresting, just people jerking it to instagram pics. never been to reddit voluntarily, but im tempted.

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Here is proof, breasts, no dick bulge why are you SO interested in something i doesn't even have

Here you go my dear, i hope you like it

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>no timestamp or tits
>pic related

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There will always be newfags.

Your gayness, should be your problem, not my

> "... any questions ? " ;
how come you've got such an enormous fat arse ?
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I eating food with much fat

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For those who are interested her name is Lindsay Capuano.

>implying im gay because i doubt the validity of OP because no tits and timestamp.

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Oh my God, just kiss my ass... !

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I'm gonna indulge you to keep you here, op. you clearly have nothing else going on and love the attention and been keeping your thread alive. please talk to me :)

Tits with timestamp or get the fuck out faggot ass nigger.

she's an instagram model

>imagine trying this hard to be mentally ill

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Ok... what do you want to talk about

If you don't like this, why are you here then, just to show how pathetic you are

favorite food and why?

Yea and I'm a billionaire playboy. Blow me larper

Hamburgers, because they are so delicious

do you know what the 4 sets of numbers in the bottom right mean?

No

well, been here a bit. but from those numbers, it means youve been replying to yourself a lot. kinda how its easy to call out samefags.

That's not nice : (

>If you don't like this, why are you here then,
way to assume genius.
Don't forget you're on Sup Forums too you're just as pathetic as the rest of us but thankfully for me im not trying that hard to the point im wasting life points by pretending im a female on the interwebs.

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nah neither is real life

but if you admit you arent that girl, I'll find you and suck your dick.

fuck off. the men are talking.

Oh my god, can you stop it, what have i done to you... !???

Are you sure you hanlde my Massive ! Cock... ?

I highly doubt Lindsay Capuano would post on Sup Forums
OP is a larping faggot as usual

you sound like a woman mr irony.
>what have i done to you
it's what you haven't done and what you haven't done is not be a larping faggot

the women in the fountain to go bum bum

Look at me I can pull internet pictures too

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That comes from a retard that doesn't know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about faggots, 1. Faggot means, a boy that have sex or something close to a another boy, 2 as always, that's a SO pathetic thing to say, maybe you are a faggot but... i like girls

Tro go slio gabgof?

Sure! Tits or GTFO?
>op is a faggot man who gets off to straight guys thinking hes a girl btw
>grows in all fields btw
sage

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OK... OK... I'm a boy, that likes girls, is that so bad, we must have a little bit fun in our lives... Right... ?

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kobi dehuhusi mo kesujo! Fak gi Sayatun AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

No wait, sorry that was Seriously pretty mean, sorry i'm just tired, sorry 1000000000000 times, and i'm pretty you are a nice person, and sorry again, is everything fine... ?

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>I'm a girl

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Jar fulolo Fago AJAJAJAJAJJA

But... that's true, something on Sup Forums is true

Yeah i know but... i'm still sorry

>sorry i'm just tired
no excuses your behavior is of your own will take some responsibility.
>is everything fine
im not the one abusing everyone so check yourself before you riggity wreck yourself.

Yeah, but i'm still sorry... but can you please forgive... ?

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i dunno i couldnt forgive myself if i did.

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Why not... ? What's the matter my friend

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it's a secret unless you're hermaphrodite

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can i see your tits please?

I can be a hermaphrodite

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