What's the worst thing you've done for money?

what's the worst thing you've done for money?

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Gf fucked a fat old guy when she needed the money before we dated. He was like 75, 260

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Nothing. I do horrible things for free

That's awesome.

lmao

Why is he drinking a can of beans?

kek

working

^

worked for Bill Maher

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Woke up at 4 am to clean chicken crates.

I became a wage cuck

NEEEEEEEEWWWWWW FAAAAAAGGGGGGGG

you know that's probably not the first time she sold her ass, right?

Ya she’s not proud of it. But apparently he was just some rich guy that offered it at a bar

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Nothing too bad. My first job was pretty shit. Had to be in at 6 in the morning to take stock and ended up working with a broken thumb for a few weeks.
Other than that I once pretended to be an autistic fatso's boyfriend for a christmas party.

sucking my brother's dick while getting rammed by my sister's strap-on

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i bet thanksgivings are fun.

more corn guy

She assured me it was

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I ate bugs as a kid for transformers.

because whores are known to be truthfull.
get a grib idiot

I signed up for the army a long time ago and stayed in for 12 fucking years. Regret it everyday.

became a wage slave

So, just putting this out there.
How much for a round the world with her?

why didn't you stay until retirement?

I believe her, she’s not a whore

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What do you mean by a round the world?

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>literally known to have rented out her fuck holes
>not a whore
Lmao fam make sure to come back and tell us about the alimony

>what's the worst thing you've done for money?

>drunk as fuck with random dudes after eating pizza
>going down the streets, nothing special
>one dude ask me to force vomit onto someone's front door
>"hell nah"
>dude hands me 10 bucks
>puke.gif
>so drunk i don't even have to force it too much
>i ate like 20 minutes ago, some of the stuff isn't even digested
>lots of wurstel roundels from the pizza topping are perfectly intact
>"eat one of those wurstels user"
>hands me another 10 bucks
>fuks sake how bad can it be??
>eat the wurstel
>puke again

>she’s not a whore
No, you've already established she is a whore. At this point you're just negotiating the price.

I think I know this chick, is that your gf?

I couldn't get alimony

sold some nudes I stole from a friend in university who went on to become a fairly well known environmental lawyer.

she‘s hot as fuck azn with big tits and does good for the world, I wish I kept my mouth shut.

I'm medically retired actually. Got fucked up during my last tour of Iraq. Took a chunk of shrapnel that went in below my knee and come out above it. I can't run anymore. I can still walk and slightly jog. The 1900 or so I get every month from the VA doesn't really make up for what my retirement pay would have been, but fuck it what can you do.

Disregard that accidental quote. My phone is a fucking asshole right now.

>Being this young.
Round the world means I do every hole any way I want.

drunk at some frat party, friends bet me $20 me to pull my dick out and walk up to a group of girls while stroking it. Got $20, a beer bath, and kicked out.

Snowflake warning

Your mom

She charge for oral and anal sex, And leave your cell phone unlocked to realize that.

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Nudess

Had my gf fuck my old fat married landlord for about 4 months when we had no money for rent

She’s only done anal once, with me. Not sure she’d be up for it again, but I can check, depending on what you’re willing to pay

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Meh, it was a lot of money, I think most girls would if that was offered at a bar

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Nude

gf made me to wear lingerie

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Only cheap whores

Does she remember what he looked like?

It wasn’t cheap, a lot of money was exchanged

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Whores of any kind then

What you consider a lot of money and what I consider a lot of money are two different things

Yes, he was around 75, grey hair, chubby

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Your dating someone who fucked an O.A.P for money "a lot" in your world is most likely very different to a lot in most other peoples worlds

Strip searched adolescent boys in juvenile detention.

Yes, you're a poor piece of shit,
where as everyone here has slightly higher standards.

It's corn

Aslong as you didn't get a kick out of it, that's not that bad.

Lmfao I have the strangest boner now

You’re on the fucking ball my guy good investigation work
Sup Forums

It was $1000

I tried to be polite. Some other workers definitely didn't though

For how much?

As someone who got sent to gladiator school at 17 for selling mdma in my high school i can assure u they were very grateful for u not being a cunt

Gladiator school? What's that? Did they strip you there too?

She took $1000 from him but that’s just because that’s what he offered and was old as fuck

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Gf. Nah stop telling yourself that, that the plushie youve been fucking tho likes it.

HMYOI, like juvey but in the uk, there were fights atleast 3 times a day so got the nickname gladiator school, shit was rough

theres someone in another thread also pretending this is their gf. fucking loser get a life

I suspect you're right to trust her. People do one-off things sometimes.

How much?

Well that's where you get sent for being a fuckup. I went to Killman High in USA. U.S.A! U.S.A!

I've heard the UK isn't quite as degrading to inmates but that's pretty crazy.

legend

Look I'm sure she has done worse things for free with other boyfriends. If all the old man did was fuck her for money its not that bad. Other guys have degraded her to no end and she did that shit for free. Really just shows you what her morals are.

Was that enough that she didn't regret it?

He may have been very experienced. Was the sex good?

It was $1000, but he was very old and grey

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You think a $1000 is a lot of money??

1k is not a lot of money... fuck thats chump change

Did you ever make $1000 an hour?

Fucking hypocrites here would sell their ass left and right if they were hot staceys instead of obese cave dwellers.

1k isn't a lot to pay to fuck a girl, especially one who isn't a hooker.

1k is a lot to pay to fuck THAT girl, though. But if she were my type I'd gladly pay that much,

She did regret it, apparently it was terrible. He took viagra and then she had to wait around naked for him to get erect

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My friends formerly hot sister (big time addict now, in jail) was just falling into the dope trap and made the comment, "there's nothing I wouldn't do for money," so guess who messaged her when I found out she was about to be homeless and on the needle.

Yeaaaahhhh she was at one time way out of my league. But I had her sucking, spreading, fucking or basically chump change.

Now she's on meth and too fucking to fuck for free.

No not a $1000 an hour, but a $1000 to sell your pussy and dignity is not much money and no I would not do it.

I hope This makes you happy, i wouldent pay for her

It was a lot of money to her at the time. She was in student debt and he offered it out of the blue at a bar

I robbed my friend who sells drug for a living, i took about 200g of coke and 500g of weeb and about 2k LSD tabs and about 20k in cash after he fucked my gf and i knew it, didnt say anything, waited for him to get in a new batch, ( he always says when) and i took everything i could carry, and left enough for him to do time in jail, called the police told him what i saw, he got raided they found guns drugs money and hes doing 8 years now

I broke into a house yesterday but it wasn't for money. I just needed a place to jerk off

wow! that's a lot of money for sex. that's nevada brothel prices.

And he's gonna kill you when he gets out. No loss though.

Apparently he was some rich guy where money wasn’t an issue

He dosent know who did it, i was at his court hearing, i took everything at night when he was sleeping, i planned everything out

"GARMONBOZIA"

Back when I could pass for a cute girl I blew four guys dry at a frat party. They paid me $200 and got me drunk for my trouble. It took multiple sessions per guy...I must have taken ten loads, but they got smaller after the first four.

Gotta love hearing idiots meeting idiots

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>thinks every pic posted is related
>newfag, loser get a life

A. ?

>theres someone in another thread also pretending this is their gf
Ya think?

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