I'm drunk and alone in a small room with a ceiling light. It's midnight.
What ever shall I do?
Counting on you Sup Forums
I'm drunk and alone in a small room with a ceiling light. It's midnight
Luke Lee
Ryan Walker
go to sleep.
Christopher Howard
fap
Nathan Ward
already did that.
Jayden Scott
not midnight yet
Jacob Sullivan
Stab me ffs.
Alexander Gutierrez
Do a hero
Michael Butler
Sounds like a great idea mate.
Samuel Wood
>go east
>go east
>look around
Jason James
Do that peruvian kid kaioken gif.
You tense your entire body trying to show off muscles (on your whole body) until you pass out.
I tried it on the bathroom and it was kinda cool.
Alexander Myers
Drink more
Juan Murphy
Checked
Ryder Hill
alllll out of vodka, and nothing else I have to drink.
Liam Hill
Hah, that stuff's actually kind of therapeutic.
Feels good.
Gavin Richardson
Checked
Caleb Davis
Looks scary as shit
Angel Walker
send me a dickpic
Dominic Nelson
I'm going to do it rn
Luke Stewart
You find a floppy disk, the label reads "Hardcore Sex for IBM PS/2"
Daniel Mitchell
But that would be gay, user.
Angel Anderson
coolio
Julian Powell
Don't die :)
Oliver Carter
Checked
Christopher Garcia
I like guys and gals, just fapped to a whole bunch of chicks.. I want to imagine a guy's cock in my mouth.
Michael Parker
Fuck my face hurts now.
Matthew Myers
put on some music and vibe, dog
Grayson Gonzalez
This may be the funniest neckbeard-related m'lady image I've ever seen. Thank you OP.
Cameron Garcia
Not dead pog
William Johnson
The huge ammount of fat in my body didn't allowed me to tense as much as i wanted so i guess being a fat loser saved me.
Zachary Ramirez
yeah I thought it was a good one.
I look nothing like him IRL though
I'm a skeleton
I have a friend who literally makes swords though, he owns 3 katana swords.
Jeremiah Howard
Guess I'm just the best.
Snakeeyes always fucked into prison me in monopoly.
Ryder Hernandez
gaeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Christopher Adams
Being fat prolly would've saved jesus too :(
also Quads or bust
Isaiah Bell
aaand? Gimme cock. Now.
Zachary Johnson
I AM THE CRUST DOCTOR
SUUUCK MY PENIS
David Sullivan
sure crustman np
James Torres
Seriously I'll coom if you do.
Angel Evans
go outside for a walk till sunlight
Jason Reed
Hideo Kojima created me, gave me the name crust doctor becuse I'm that fucking good at making toast.
Jose Torres
I refuse. The bed is warm.
The desert air is not.
Jayden Jackson
roll quads and i'll succ coc no kapp
Jack Lee
Rooooooollll pleooooxx
Carson Martinez
god damn.
Christian James
Quads or Bust
Check them NOW
Xavier Price
:)
Chase Stewart
:(
Levi Morales
happy + sad = happad.
Zachary Wilson
Heyy...nice Elon Musky..!
Asher Brooks
By the waY the drunk was an accident. I was just going to get buZZED butTt I didn't reaAlised how much vodka I poured intotto mu drink.
Joshua Lewis
Fuckingg faggot
Levi Campbell
EXACTLY.
You know I once had a crush on a schoolmate back in highschool. He was asian, fucking adorable. I wanted to sex him. He said no tho
Mason Scott
this is what happens when you get addicted to gateway drugs
Henry Reed
I don't find most guys attractive.
He was just really really cute.
Oliver Baker
idc faggot, I just want whatever you're snorting
Anthony Flores
not very good vodka bought from coles.
Benjamin Wilson
Enjoy life, go out walk around, talk to someone, do whatever you would like to do, its your world