Hey Sup Forums need advice I have a real piece of shit neighbor who has threatened me and my g/f over nothing he's always angry and yells at everyone. He also has a dog and doesn't pick up after it takes a shit on peoples yards. We have all called him out for it and his response every single time is he will just sue us. How can I get back at this piece of shit? I am getting sick of putting up with his bullshit.
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Insult him, to his face
tried that he just got more angry
that's how you do it. Keep going
Push the issue. Make him actually Sue you. He'll have to fill out the paperwork, pay the fees and pay someone to serve you. When you show up and he has no evidence, you counter sue him with a restraining order. Video his dumbass violating it then blackmail him. Also,ground up lightbulb in a 1/2 pound of raw hamburger will take out his dog slowly and painfully, leave notes on his lawn implying he's next. Or don't, who fucking cares?
>1/2 pound of raw hamburger will take out his dog slowly and painfully,
don't do that
Toothpick in the cardoor lock with some Krazy glue for lube. Locksmiths love this trick and it works on any lock.
Sign him up for junk mail. All the junk mail. And a nambla newsletter.
Shit on his lawn. Tell him the dog has so much fun doing it that you had to join him and dammit, it's your new thing
Pussy shut up. Infiltrate. Destroy. Rebuild.
I was thinking of the junk mail route a friend suggested signing him up to a bunch of lgbt magazines or some shit. I have his email address too I could sign him up for some shit websites too?
If he hits you, you win.
You have to add a crushed up lightbulb stupid. Raw hamburger alone will only nourish the piece of shit and OP wants to instill fear and awareness that his piece of shit neighbor is not the only person on the block
>Pussy
Ha, you're a soy nigger. Your behaviour is telling.
Faggot- A comic-loving bugman. A jew beaner.
do it, take the only source of joy in his life. the dog is a casualty.
He should fuck the dog in the ass in front of the owner then. Much less hassle.
your face is a casualty
Websites do not inform the postman that he likes to diddle children, nor do they comprise of mass. Also, delete is painless
With no barking dogs in my neighborhood shitting up the place ha ha. Your mom thinks I'm cute get mad nigley
Only if he kills it after. Someone in this mess needs to die.
ur mum's gf gay
Lol your eurocuck is showing
>Your mom thinks I'm cute
bullshit. She doesn't talk to niggers.
Caught up in your beaner lies?
ur dad doesn't love you. told me you's gay
your dad would know
Wouldn't you like to know, mamzer?
Your mom's gf is your dad.
>lol, crossdressing parents, BDSM, gender issues. You have bigger issues irl imo, get off the internet and handle yo shit whiny bitch
Sure, as he keeps writing regular columns in the local paper about your fam's gypsy behaviour.
Have the youngest member of your group rtry and seduce him with a box of kfc.
She texts the shit out of me though. "J'Maruise, I need that black mamba in my gutty wuts. HMU with 11" of being goodness."
This is what your whore mother says. This is what you live with. Get mad and call me another name to confirm your frustration lol
Write a letter including all your complaints. Ask him to correct his behavior. Get at least ten other neighbors sign it with their names and house numbers.
>behaviour
>b-b-but I'm not european
>J'Maruise
what is that moon language?
Also she doesn't live with me. You must think of someone else.
>Get mad and call me another name
Okay, your mother sucks dicks in hell.
Lame and gay advice. None of the other neighbors want to get involved and you risk being branded an asshole in the court of public opinion judge judy
>Using british spelling
>AH HA! I FOUND YOU OUT! LET MY TELL YOU ABOUT MY THEORY!
Are you a scientist, Sherlock?
Lol mad getting madder. Nice projection little girl, what else do you have?
Another European reference? You're fooling them all keep going.
>Lol mad
unbelievably so. so mad
>girl, what else do you have?
Your father isn't your biological father.
Still can't guess this one right?
How about you refill on that matzah and try again?
Land mine for the dog. Might leave a small mess
Sneak into his house, if he has a propane stove, open up the valve and turn on the microwave.
Duhh
If you live in the states get a burner phone and swat his ass
Nah. Dogs just doing its thing, the owner is the issue not the dig.
Take a shit on his lawn.
Start shitting in his yard
Damn, seconds before me
Exactly other neighbors have talked about and and how fed up with him they are but they are too afraid to say anything to him cause they think he will sue them. He sent an email to a few people saying he was going to sue us all and he has lawyer friends who will work for him for free so they are all spooked now when in reality he's talking out of his ass
Eat a dinner of gravy followed by blueberry pie for desert. You will shit the most foul smelling shit EVER.
This
Return his dog shit to his lawn.
If none of the other neighbors want to get involved, you’ve just learned that maybe you’re making a bigger deal about this than it really is. Take that as an object lesson and move on. My point is a. don’t torture a dog because his owner is an asshole, b. none of these other idea will actually work. and be shaming doesn’t work one on one. I’d love to here how insightful and effective your solution is!
Why would anyone be too scared to sign a letter? Especially when 9 or more other neighbors have signed it? So they’re scared to confront their neighbor, but involving the courts and murdering a pet is okay? What are you, democrats? If you believe that, you’re what’s wrong with society today!
kidnap his dog and sell it to a chinese restaurant
Just grow some balls and tell him to stop?
Kiddo
You could always just put up a fence and remind your neighbor that you have a carton of eggs in the fridge and that you just want to go home. ;~;