Bird thread

Bird thread

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Aww yes! Finally a thread I can get behind!

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fuck yeah
birb bread

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Thicc birb

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mess with birb
you bite the curb

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probably photoshopped

check'd

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youtube.com/watch?v=NeOKHSUB6ls

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best thread atm
thanks OP

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howdy

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Ayyy

lmao

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Jon is a liar. The footage was in shot in his old apartment in 2018. It just some outtakes from a cancelled video. Notice how the video has been slowed down to match the voice over.

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erm no

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5'11" vs 6'0"

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>I'm a girl now

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get this filth off my wholesome birb thread

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Howdy

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ca-caw nygguh

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We should have domesticated more birds instead of dogs or cats

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>probably photoshopped
It's legit.
The photo is from London, there's a sea gull that likes hanging out at that specific camera occasionally. It's probably curious about its reflection in the lens or camera housing, no sea gulls have passed the mirror test so it probably thinks its another sea gull inside the camera or is just confused by it.
It became a meme when the traffic authority tweeted about it one day.

>We should have domesticated more birds
There are a bunch of birds that have been domesticated.
Mongolians more or less domesticated eagles for fuck's sake.

There are several traits that you need in order to domesticate, it helps if they're fast breeding and the useful birds are actually kind of slow (except for the ones we eat). They also need to be smart but not too smart, most birds are either too stupid or too easily bored. They don't make so good workers.

Lots of cultures use trained birds for hunting and fishing though and that's domestication.

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>There are a bunch of birds that have been domesticated.
Not enough, and most of so called domesticated birds aren't treated by law as domesticated.

migration also interferes with domestication.
Several bird species are trainable but domestication is more complicated. I think crows are potentially domestic-able but to do what?

Transport cigarettes over the boarder.

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Control nigger population with harpy eagles, idk, or giant ass crown eagles

fuck off nigger

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Animals is the ONLY good episode of Off The Air

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nani?!

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instantly thought of the lost soul from doom

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I want to ____ a bird

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to ____ a mockingbird

BIRDS THE TURD

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fuck?

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>tfw no big bird gf

eet benis

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This birb could be a good anal fuck machine

debeaked, perhaps.

Checked and nah, beak and all. It needs to ravage the anus.

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I'll give it a shot w my gf. where's the bird

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fuck off seagull

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I have the weirdest boner now.

This is normal

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I want to ____ a birb

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cook?

Yus

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feed?

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goddamnit man

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