TL;DR I need some suggestions for the most devious shit I can do to my roommates. WITHOUT KILLING THEM.
>be in apartment in college >2 hamplanets and a fucking ugly white thot are my roommates >she has a cat and one of the retarded hamplanets is in love with her >he's an artist says shit like "this is me when you don't date me" and its a picture of a noose >constantly shuts him down over and over >still best friends with each other >they stink as if they haven't washed for weeks >apartment looked like a fucking crackhouse when we (my friend and i) first moved in >they eat our shit >get upset over the littlest things >2 frozen pizzas in freezer, blocked their freezer burned peas >receive note "how dare you fuckers blah blah blah"
Just loosen the bearings on the longboard enough and challenge the fucker to a massive hill and watch them eat crazy shit
Jordan Reed
>most devious shit I can do to my roommates. WITHOUT KILLING THEM
Gain their trust, start paying the whole rent for some months, than stop let the rent build up; than move out and forget to pay the electric bill as well
They ll starve
Eli Fisher
Replace their shampoo with hair removal cream that looks/smells the same as their shampoo.
A friend of mine told me how he was sure his younger brother was using his shampoo all the time and when asked he denied it so to test to see if it was him he replaced his shampoo with hair removal guff and then left the bait out.
>Or you could install some short of noise device that makes quiet noises during the night so they wake up, but don't know what it is (if you are thinking about the loong run) Than gradually by the weeks turn the temprature (up or down) 1 degree and kontinue till hm yhea you feel like it..
But you have yo be patient
>Than move little things that is not noticeable at first to random places, move the furniture like a inch every second day away from the wall.
Juan Stewart
beta faggot just beat them
Charles Walker
who the fuck puts grapes in the fridge?
Adrian Campbell
Than you mess with the flow of the water pressure, but leave no prints and be stealthy cause if you are going to fuck with them make yourself the least suspected person.
But first of all i recommend cleaning up all the garbage there, than make a list of who is going to clean; if they don't listen.
Than I'm sure you could do the things, bit I'm pretty sure OP is over reacting and isn't very much sosial and need to be man enough to start locking the fringde where your stuff is, and tell thrm calmly and professionally to not eat your stuff.
Logan Harris
Looks like the sort of shit my old stoner flatmate used to do before i got my own place.
we've tried talking it out, it never works. The tards just go back to doing the same old shit. I just want to piss them off, or maybe even fuck witb them to the point of fighting
And if you read it yhe garbage has already been cleaned, shit looks nothing like how we first moved in
Aaron Taylor
pipe bomb
Anthony Williams
This
Ryder Carter
Also this
Leo Jackson
Beer in the freezer ok
John Collins
Change all the labels on the canned goods, that'll teach em
Juan Reed
just be like them but worse. stop showering. stop throwing your trash in the bin, throw it on the ground. start eating their food, deny when they accuse you. Hit on that ugly whore like an autist so she gets uncomfortable af. shit in their bed.
Dylan Gomez
white people, we do it all the time
Colton Walker
thats the fridge
Jordan Rodriguez
put crack in their coffee.
Aiden Howard
not just you, african immigrants too. if you want it to last and it's a soft ass fruit like a grape, put it in the fridge
