In Star Trek, every race is a token character. There can't be more than 1 Asian in any given scene

In Star Trek, every race is a token character. There can't be more than 1 Asian in any given scene.

/liberalism

Dubs and OP suffers potentially life threatening injury today

Really? I'm just happy there are no Muslims.

I bet Star Trek Discovery will be full of muzzies

Declining birthrates, user. There are only 20 asians left and 5 of them were on the show.

Voyager was run by Rick Berman, who isn't a liberal.

/conservatism

religion is something only the primitive natives do in ST, and then 99% of the time it turns out to actually be true with some sci-fi gobbledygook explanation

>Tom gets promoted twice
>7 seasons of Harry as an ensign
Being Harry is suffering.

>Chakotay gets to bang Seven of Nine
>Paris gets to bone B'elanna and Lizard Janeway
>Neelix gets to bapow with Kes
>Harry ?????

holodeck masterrace

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Didn't Harry fuck some alien chick and get space herpes?

Paris married Kes in an alternate timeline... and Kim married their daughter.

Every time he got lucky he got fucked.

Do you think Tom and Janeway remember having freaky frog lizard sex? Does she ever miss their spawn? What would have happened if they brought the spawn back to Voyager and de-lizarded them?

>What would have happened if they brought the spawn back to Voyager and de-lizarded them?
Continuity, and we can't have that. It might confuse the audience if a station plays episodes out of order.

Never mind that going from being a mammal to an amphibian is evolving backwards.

That chink should've been killed off early. He served no purpose at all in the show.

This is fiction,
In 2400, there will be no more whites and humanity will return to the mud hut.

Harry was always getting involved with girls. Though it was more like a series of puppy dog love crush type things. Harry's a bitch.

this series is insufferable coming from TNG

the episode where they murder the neelix/voyager-spock hybrid was especially a lowpoint

picard would have that bitch janeway - and the entire voyager crew for that matter - scrub the latrines for the rest of their miserable lives for unanimously having allowed that to happen

>evolving backwards
I don't have time to explain this to you but just be aware you're a fucking dolt

Picard would have done the same if Data and Wesley got fused together

Literally every captain would have saved their friends/colleagues over the transporter accident

Kirk kills Tuvix because Tuvix is evil.

Picard agrees to let Tuvix live, but Tuvix is dying so Picard has to undo him.

Sisko murders Tuvix and feels guilty about it.

Janeway murders Tuvix and doesn't feel guilty about it.

Archer feeds Porthos some cheese and Porthos farts on Tuvix. T'Pol and Hoshi get naked in their transporter accident.

Picard got an extra Riker out of a transporter accident and let him go free to pursue a promising career in terrorism

Picard would have made a speech about Starfleet duty and his role as a captain and being morally obliged to help and protect the people that serve under him. Just like how he refused to give half of his crew away to save another half because all of them were under his care.

but that's a totally different scenario

Show me how shit your taste is, /trek/

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jesus

star trek threads on Sup Forums used to be some of the funniest shit

now it's basically /jojo/ and /who/

holy fuck you assholes fucking suck

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hoshi muh dick

Will do this later! LCARS 4x4, very exciting!

dem lips

>worf
enjoy getting assraped all the time in your spaceship

Please don't objectify Hoshi. She was a highly talented and cunning linguist who was undeniably a firm asset to Starfleet.

>firm asset
tell me about it.

what happened?

Hoshi Sato was a noted Human linguist stationed aboard the United Earth starship Enterprise NX-01 during its historic mission of exploration. Beginning service as the ship's communications officer in 2151, Sato was eventually responsible for the creation of the linguacode universal linguistics matrix in the following decade.

that was more fun than I thought it would be

Who hurt her?

Yeah. How can they simultaneously shit on religion and have all these omnipotent beings and advanced civilizations fucking with primitive ones.

What are the Q if not Gods?

Posthumans

>Gene was a Korea Vet and for all his hippy shit he hated gooks

Finally an accurate depiction of the future.

bad star trek threads:

> /trek/ generals
> also, trek thread
> "favourites" image matrices
> the lazy, unfunny OP
> absolute worst: has link to "previous thread"

good star trek threads
> OP states a funny and/or interesting and original observation about the series. shitstorm ensues
> not posted because "there's no star trek thread on Sup Forums!"

>"favourites" image matrices
Hm. This only started on Friday.

Someone has been complaining about them in every Trekthread, for some reason. Maybe it's because they don't have the advanced technical know-how to fill one out? idk, but it's very strange that this brand new phenomenon would make it on to your list.

Feel free to link to your LCARS 4x4 if I happen to be wrong.

Tea earl grey hot and check em

>tea, hot
what did he get?

also this is a big thread

Daily reminder that Harry Kim could never defeat Rand al'Thor in a 1v1 fight.

Berman hated him & he's the only cast member ever denied permission to direct an ep. He even planned to fire him until he was on people Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People so he fired Kes instead & her life went swimmingly lol

Based on the timing, he was a Big Guy.

4 U

I hated her

Looks like Doctor Evil with faggotlips!!!FACT!!!

If akootchie moya kept on making demands to try and get fired, why didn't he ask for Harry to be promoted?

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Because being religious makes sense when there actually are omnipotent beings helping your planet. It becomes fucking stupid when your people don't have alien space bros yet you're still religious.

>but Tuvix is dying so Picard has to undo him

Tbh that's totally how it would have been written

this gossip again?

inb4 slander of j. highwater and le jeri ryan obama deduction

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Janeway is an admiral, Picard is subservient to her.

remember that voyager arch where they fought against literal space garbagemen? what was the species name again?

>It's a Bajoran episode

We still miss you real Harry kim

lol

Oh my child. My episodes are the will of the Prophets.

trekthreaders

Science is also a relgion fag

Malon, I think.

Very exciting. Further comment withheld.

Token ass burger.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Shaka when the walls fell..

>he doesn't remember the time he got friendzoned by a holo slut

Faker. Faker! The filename should be "image.jpg". Faker!

How about this one?

>T'Pol and Hoshi get naked in their transporter accident.
Based enterprise.

They got turned into generals and metastasized.

Leeta was only with that Frankensteins monster because of his latinum.

In all honesty, and I don't know who started them but kudos to that poster, but the LCARS 4x4 posts are the funniest things I've ever read in the /trek/ sub4chan.

Bajoran episodes were usually based as fuck with all kinds of intrigue and fuckery.
The one where Kira investigates Berial for treason at the orders of Wynn is onne of my favorite DS9 episodes. Its got good drama and a story with a lot of great twists. Its good tv.

Reminder that Picard had no problems with having Lore disassembled and shipped to Starfleet despite being the one who fought to have Data and creatures like him being recognized as living sentient beings with rights

Quads of quality
Double dubs of disassembly

>finally gets to disassemble "Data"
>fails completely
>never to be heard from again

this fucker

Lore was guilty of multiple galactic felonies, Picard believed in incarceration, and this is equivalent. He's obviously a threat, he was trying to build a borg army that followed him.

I always thought it was a missed opportunity to not bring Lore back for one of the TNG movies. I always thought you could make a really great wrath of khan type movie with Lore breaking out of his confinement or whatever and swearing revenge. Have him go to the wreckage of the enterprise D and retrieve Moriarty's from the debris. He could be all fucked up and partially corrupted. The both of them would set out to get revenge on Data and Picard.
Could do a really great story where the bad guys are under dogs but always a move ahead of the Enterprise crew. Some real chess master shit between them.
Instead we just got 4 movies I fucking hate that don't feel like Star Trek.

He's referenced in Data's Day and Contagion.

>I always thought you could make a really great wrath of khan type movie with Lore breaking out of his confinement or whatever and swearing revenge. Have him go to the wreckage of the enterprise D and retrieve Moriarty's from the debris. He could be all fucked up and partially corrupted. The both of them would set out to get revenge on Data and Picard. Could do a really great story where the bad guys are under dogs but always a move ahead of the Enterprise crew. Some real chess master shit between them.
Damb, that would have been awesome.

You guys have had more than enough time to fill out this template Please explain why you have not filled out this template

I don't want to search the various images, save them, open paint etc.

So has anyone noticed the fact that Discovery has a massive plot hole yet?

There is a fucking female ship captain in it. This takes place before TOS. In TOS, it is stated pretty clearly that women were not allowed to be star fleet captains, aka why Janice Lester fucking took over Kirk's body.

>show hasn't even started
>already fucked up

Catfished

Great idea. The movies were kind of disappointing. But what I disliked the most was how they dealt with Data's emotion chip. I waited the whole fucking series for this, and then when it happened on Generations it was so fucking anticlimatic and rushed. It was used for laughs like 80% of the time. And the reasoning behind the decision to finally use the chip was so stupid. Pretty bad stuff tbqh