NO RISK THREAD?! MADNESS
Europe, 1933. Lead your nation to domination.
- First come, first serve
- Select a capital, chose a colour and name your new empire.
- You can have a maximum of two alliances and one non-aggression pact.
- You can only attack by sea if you have a coastline terriroty.
- To conquer an enemy capital, you must first seize all its other territories.
- Always state your direction of aggression
1-3: 4T, 4-6: 6T
7-9: 8T, 0: 10T
Dubs: 15T, Trips: 23T
Quad: 35, Quint: 60T
Lisboa, Purple, New Portugese Empire
Must be at least 4 players before aggression can start.
bump
Well this is gonna die
Byzantine Empire
Constantinople
Colour?
i remember the old days when the risk community was very active and almost at all times there was at least one risk thread on with many different maps
now how often does a risk thread happen?
I hosted one two days ago which lasted 6 hours. Was 6 ppl playing and went over several threads.
yellow
Those were the days
CENTRAL LONDON
RED
NIGGERS
>NIGGERS
To dominate Europe!
do you have any small maps? I want to host again some day but not for so long time
Update so far. One more player now
I do have Europe 1933 with national borders only.
Orange as The North Arch
Capital?
post it pls
will try to find it
ALL RIGHT
will start the shitshow as soon as i get a capital
New Nookland
chose one of the capitals on the map, matey
if not I'm just gonna assign one to you
Sorry, college mad me away for sometime, Oslo
South Eastern most territory as the Ottoman Empire. I'll take Green
all right, you get Helsinki
IGNORE THIS
To clarify, I guess that means Cyprus is the new capital of the Ottoman Empire
gotcha
MAP COMING SOON
Let's way 2-3 more min and maybe we can get one-two more players.
OP Here
Ok, let's start! To make this civil, we will follow the list of the nations.
So Portuguese go first, then Byzantine etc. MAKE SURE TO MENTION YOUR NATION'S NAME IN THE POST and direction of aggression. If a nation does not roll within 2 minutes after its turn, the next nation shall roll.
Se rules above for more info.
Portugal rolls north east
and of crouse is people are constantly not following this; ANYTHING GOES.
Byzantium expands in turkey
Ottoman > Turkey pushing North West towards Istanbul
>Meme-het I, Ottoman Empire
I would like to get in, is the dark blue one in eastern europe claimed yet? doesn't look like it. call it mother russia lol
no problem, just make sure you follow
He can substitute North Arch, family problem popped up I am very sorry
make sure you dont skip turns. Niggers and North Arch has notplayed yet
btw, how can west of cyprus be towards istanbul?
no problem.
you good with this, ? if not I can just erase North Arch and you start in Moscow
NIGGERS you still here?
That's fine. Is anyone actually going to play though... I used to LOVE Sup Forums risk but whenever I see a thread it turns into this... no one sticks around lol
I can take that and the other user get Moscow
Into Turkey with using the fastest available route to attack Istanbul. Also I was just getting my attack in this turn, you can order the movements however you'd prefer.
If it's not too late I'd like to join, I'll have my capital be Shetland islands, be called the Scott's against wankers and our colour will be magenta
Arch goes north
no prob
NIGGERS MISS THEIR TURN
MOTHER RUSSIA IT IS YOUR TURN
there is a wonderful strategy game series called making history with exactly this scenario... a very good little game, very interesting features. played countless hours of that shit, worth a try!
ok roll south for mother russia
Choosing Ireland
Colour pink
Name: Redheads
Sorry I misread, you must chose a capital already marked on the map and which is not taken.
MAP UPDATE SOON
Alright then I'll take London and call it Scotland's revenge, will attack North to take Scotland
Room for one more OP?
London is already claimed by Niggers, sorry.
And chose another colour than magenta, please! See pic above for what is available
Yes, one more slot
SORRY FOR THE WAITING IN THE BEGINNING. As soon as everybody has a capital and colour we can finaly get this thing moving
REDHEADS please make your move
see
Redheads invade England towards London
Sorry for the wait captcha is kicking my arse
Is the dark green place in Ireland taken?
UPDATE SO FAR
- Portuguese Empire, Lisboa, PURPLE
- Byzantine Empire, Constantinople, YELLOW
- Niggers, London, RED
- The North Arch, Solo, ORANGE
- New Ottoman Empire, Nikosia, GREEN
- Mother Russia, Moscow, BLUE
- Redheads, Dublin, PINK
Did I miss the cuttoff after all that?
Ahhh sweet! I'll be Greece at it appears untaken (Scotland guy) and will call myself Greeks against Yobbos
If you're not on this list please restate your capital, colour and chosen name. I will ignore all previous messages to make it simple for myself.
Ref.
Then attack towards the ottomans
no, you did not miss yout turn
Sooo..he was behind of all that..
Greece, Athens, Greeks against Yobbos, aqua
Roll to surround Istanbul from all sides as much as is possible
>Meme-het I, Ottoman Empire
can we start rolling again?
Looks like we finaly made it. Am I missing someone?
please dont skip your turn in the future
Oh good. I got the buses thing and it can't tell the difference between those and trucks
ROUND 2
Portugal rolls east
BYZANTINE YOURE UP
Yeah that's my bad, I pretyped it and then hit post instinctively
>Meme-het I, Ottoman Empire
Round 2, Greeks against Yobbos continue marching towards Ottoman
Byzantine missed its turn.
NIGGERS, it's your turn.
in the future, please follow >To make this civil, we will follow the list of the nations.
So Portuguese go first, then Byzantine etc.
Sorry
>tfw in a 2 on 1 with no nearby players as prospective allies
>Meme-het I, Ottoman Empire
NIGGERS missed its turn. If you're not responding the 3rd time, you will get kicked.
NORTH ARCH turn
Byzantium attacks Ottomans
sorry im late, captcha didnt let me post for some reason
North Arch expands into all nordic territory
NEW OTTOMAN EMPIRE, your turn
Ottoman > Surround Istanbul as much as possible
Since this is a reroll I'll understand if you just use the lower value with >Meme-het I, Ottoman Empire
also, since you are so far apart of all the other (so get this moving abit faster)
MOTHER RUSSIA and REDHEADS,
please make your attack
You should have made an alliance prior to the start.
Redheads conquer London, spillover to fill up to the channel
It will only make my victory more glorious
see rules in >To conquer an enemy capital, you must first seize all its other territories.
But you got 4 new terriroties, tho
Venice, capital Venice
MOTHER RUSSIA please make an aggression or we will move to round 3 (I've taken your previous post in this round, Greeks).
I don't understand, what other territories does red have?
If you're gonna join and want to be Italy, you need to take Rome. Please select a colour that is not already taken, and name your nation. While you do that, please roll for your agression. You have to minutes, or else you ust wait until round 4.
My fault. You take it next time,unless Niggers comes back active