SECRETS WE WOULD NEVER SHARE OUT OF THE SHROUD OF ANONYMOUS

SECRETS WE WOULD NEVER SHARE OUT OF THE SHROUD OF ANONYMOUS.

I had a frequently sexual childhood and may have killed a homeless man 15 or so years ago.

Attached: 1574093530423.jpg (250x250, 8K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

When I was 13 my friends dad strted molesting me, I enjoyed every bit of it and was an active and willing partner. I still get hard and wank off to the memories. I've tried to find older men to recreate the feeling but it just doesn't cut it

>I had a frequently sexual childhood and may have killed a homeless man 15 or so years ago
Are these connected?

I fucked my son's ex gf

Story?

I mix xans with booze, slip it to girls I know. Pump them full of cum then film their am shower and watch them react to the realization they have been creampied

This larp again

Son dated a girl in high school, they broke up, he went off to college but she stayed in town. A few years later, I ran into her and we chatted. Later that day she knocked on my door and came onto me a bit. I'm divorced, and she knew that and basically asked if I wanted to hookup. I said sure. I had hear my son and her have sex a few times in the house, so it was hot being the one to make her scream

Hahaha! Wish I could say yes. But 15 years ago I was long out of my childhood

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK STOP MAKING THIS THREAD

Why are you upset about it and not the countless stupid FB/IG threads?

How else is this dude going to jerk off while larping his sick pedo fantasies

Ok boomer

My ex gf had an abortion fetish

Wtf is an abortion fetish

I am too depressed to kill myself.

She liked to get knocked up so she can abort it

An ex of mine was forced to shower with 2 of her male cousins by her shitty family. They were all pretty young, and I don't have specifics as to what happened, just know it messes with her. It's fucked but I somehow find it hot

For the last time. I've watched my step son fuck his girlfriend a bunch of times with a hidden camera. Now stop making this post.

Still a larp

Although I know most of these posts are sad fat spunk stained virgins LARPing, I just cant stay away

My secret is I get off on showing my gfs nudes on chrome remote desktop. 154340874437

code expires in 3 minutes.

I love to share my girls slutty stories from college online

I work in movies. One time it was my job to sit in the green room with the actors (the room actors go between shots to chill) just to watch the apartment because we were using all these peoples apartments for different things (gear stash, video village, sound, etc). The room I was watching would often be empty, and I helped set it up so I knew that the owner was a new single mother with a baby. She was a solid 7/10, and when looking through the apartment I found her breast pump and a couple bottles of her breast milk.

I opened one of them very quickly and took a drink. Never tried it before, and was extremely turned on by the taste.

That was a year ago and I will never share that with anyone.

I still crush hard over this chick. I'm married and creep on her stuff once a month. I wish I would have manned up and asked her out years ago.

Attached: Screenshot_20191118-191129_Facebook.jpg (858x1296, 478K)

NOT COOL. I was supposed to be born December 31st 1979 but due to a rare medical condition, my mother didn't have me till 1980, making me a Millenial. You should be more sensitive to what I had no control over fellow 'ial. Aren't we all entitled?

Unless you're a zoomer then fuck you.

Same. Something about watching them scramble to toss together pedo-esque stories is so funny/sad

I know the feeling.

Still have a thing for my highschool sweetheart deep-down.

It resurfaces often, and always has, but more so these days.
I denied it for years out of fear, but I wish I had reconnected with her a few years ago because she’s been with someone for a couple years now, and they seem happy.

I massacred 27 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '93.

Attached: whitecastle.jpg (550x698, 86K)

Lmao. It’s funny to see the slight alterations to their stories to try to make it seem like something new, as if it was a completely different person, and not the same fat 30 year old incel larping

When my wife used to go to the gym I used to blow huge loads of cum into her shakes before she would get home. She always said she hated cum in any form and hates giving bjs. Literally didn't know she was drinking it every other day.

Lmao. It’s funny to see the slight alterations to their stories to try to make it seem like something new, as if it was a completely different person, and not the same fat 30 year old incel larping

I know your pain fren. Still madly crush on a girl I dated when I was 17 even though I'm in a happy relationship with a great woman. I was too aspergic and fucked up the one chance I may have had to win her back about 7 years ago. Still can't get over that. I stalk her Facebook regularly

Doesn't a stable genius like you have something better to do?

this entire thread
youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo

>I love to share my girls slutty stories from college online
share one

My secret is I love wearing cum covered panties to work.

She blew 7 guys at a dorm room party

details? Or another story?

I want to believe!

There have been at least two log-eating threads at a time on /b for over three years now. You focus on the only reoccurring thread in this cesspool which consistently displays creativity as the target of your temper tantrums. Can you see the problem here?

Attached: 4173.jpg (1200x630, 221K)

then believe it

I have cheated on my girlfriend with a petite blond little piece of perfection who is my friend from college. Problem is girlfriend found out before i could feed her my men meat, told girlfriend we just kissed but girlfriend told me it didnt matter because it was as bad as if i had fucked her.
Soooo... should i just ignore my girlfriend and fuck her since she say its the same? Friend is down.
What should i do b?
Pic not related but friend is close.

Attached: A5F3B788-1EF1-42F2-B456-E6B3D00A723A.jpg (724x1024, 56K)

visiting my ex in a few months under the pretense of seeing how she's doing when in reality im visiting so i can try to restart our relationship

>I'm in college and still live with mom.
>Dad passed away 4 years ago.
>Mom is still a fox and relatively young.
>Loss of my dad hit us both hard, though.
>Recently, at a neighborhood meeting, my mother met a man I know who lives 2 streets behind us.
> When I was younger, I used to look up to this man because he was good with women. Always had a hot gf, driving a Mercedes, and came off as an alpha male.
>He might have known my dad.
>I noticed them both looking at each other during the meeting, and i "innocently" remarked his story to her.
>"We all have our past, user. Maybe age has changed him, maybe it has not"
>Time passes since that convo.
>Mom is always sad.
>One day she starts dressing up.
>Has a new life to her.
>Haven't seen her this happy since dad passed.
>I had an event one Friday night (for school) but decided to come home early because it blowed.
>When I got home around 10:15 PM, 80s music was playing in her bedroom followed by strange noises.
>I yelled out, "You okay?"
>Seconds of silence pass and she yells out, "Yes" to me in a faux sleepy tone.
> I go to my room.
> Is my mom getting railed by the neighbor?
>Am I imagining things?
>I feel alone because I feel like i'm the only one clinging on to the memory of dad.

>Date for a while.
>She's a marketing major, I am an engineering major.
>Life is good at uni.
>I get an internship opp with a certain big petroleum firm.
>We have a fight associated with me leaving.
>Break up.
> I leave for Oklahoma for training, shortly after I will be on a rig for 3 months.
>Cue 3 months after.
>My now ex's family and mine are now close because of our relationship and they do a BBQ.
>We see each other there, she's still beautiful, and we reconcile shortly afterwards.
> Start seeing each other again.
>One day her and I are talking, big mistake.
>I find out that she was urged by friends to open up a Tinder a week after we broke up.
> She only met up with a 32 year old tall (6'4) white investment banker.
>I'm only 5'8, welp.
>I snoop and saw screenshots of the convo.
>Conversation started flirty from him, and dude comes off as a hotshot.
>Quickly gets sexual by asking her, "When was the last time that tight sexy body of yours got pleasured>"
>GF answers.
>More smooth talk from him saying that she was young and independent, and deserved to be pleasured.
>Gf stated that she was not that kind of girl, and that she was a relationship girl.
>They met up and he apparently got her in bed on the second date.
>She claims that the sex was different, but that it meant nothing.
>I check her texts one day, and apparently he's 7 inches and she texted him, "go easier on me next time ;)".
>it was a purely sexual relationship.
>lasted until a day after she saw me, allegedly.
>yeah….

>Be in HS.
>Meet an amazing girl, but she's not allowed to date till she graduates college.
"She's in shape but not overly thin, confident, bubbly, and kind.
>We are super compatible, and even though she's beautiful, nothing ever happens.
> She's not the hottest woman ever, but she's the only one for me.
>She moves to another HS.
>Years pass and we both graduate college.
>During college, I often think of her and use her as a litmus test of what I want in a woman.
>Rarely drink (I hate the taste of beer) and don’t go to many parties/date as a result.
>We later reconnect and get married shortly after grad.
>She's great, entrepreneurial and self-motivated.
>Our feelings are intense. Sex is great.
>"I thought marriage sucked?"
>I start asking her questions and digging one day that we were both bored.
>Find out that she had slept with two men before me during her college years.
>Part of me finds it arousing, and part of me is livid.
>I was a college virgin.
>It is poisoning me on the inside to know this information.
>I am mentally ruining our marriage.
>Help?

>Be out of shape with a love tire.
>A few days after turning 24.
>One-i-tis has made her IG account private.
>Be horny and on Grindr.
>Start talking to a guy my age who lives 10 minutes away.
>Claims he's discreet and nobody has to know.
>Says he'll blow me.
>I hesitate.
>Says we can start with only JO and see how I comfortable I am.
>I find myself taking an uber to his place, during the Uber ride, the driver starts making convo and my mind is elsewhere.
>Can't turn back now.
>I get to the place, he's waiting for me outside. He looks at me through the cab window.
>"Fuck, he knows how I look like. No turning back now."
>We make small talk, but dude looks unimpressed.
>I go inside his house and it's a beat up little shack on the outside but decent on the inside. It literally has a small kitchen, a miniscule living room facing the bedroom, and bedroom.
>I make more conversation to alleviate my tension, but he's not very spoken.
>Leads me directly into the bedroom.
>My heart drops to my stomach because I anticipated more buffer and I crack a joke.
>He immediately undresses and I am now literally in a bedroom with a naked guy next to me.
>I follow suit but only leave my underwear on.
>Being semi-naked in front of him feels natural.
>He was about 6 inches and starts beating off, does a dose of poppers to relax.
>He finishes and wipes himself with a kleenex next to his bed.
>Gets up from the bed and slides my briefs down my legs.
>I start beating off and love the vibe. I lay down and ask him to blow me.
>He declines, says that he doesn't want me to regret it. That we can try next time.
>My insecurities think it's because he didn't find my body attractive.
>I continue jacking off and finish under 90 seconds.
>I walk around his bedroom to clean myself up and can feel his gaze follow me.
>He starts looking at his phone, uninterested at my small talk.
>I call an Uber and leave.
>I continue my day in uni and feel numb as my friends try and make conversation.

do you copypaste the same stories in all threads?

Bmp

It seems like the same people always start this thread, and the same losers copy paste their larps on it to get the other losers riled up

Welcome to Sup Forums.

She didn't notice the cum taste because she was blowing Tyrone before coming home.