If he were a laungry detergent he's be Sam Tide

if he were a laungry detergent he's be Sam Tide

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he'd be a bucket of used mop water.

he really has let himself go since the show got cancelled.

If he was a complete pathetic failure of a comedian, he'd be Sam Hyde

he'd be the shit the janitor needs to clean up

If he were balding he'd be Sa-

oh wait, he is balding

:P

If he was skinny we couldn't call him Sam Wide.

lel

just giant forehead you fagg

If he had a show it would be cancelled

Sam Hyde is my hero

wow sam looks not so good

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If Sam were sneering he'd be Sam Snide

If he was a white supremacist, he'd be Sam pride

When that jew got his show cancelled Sam Cried

if he was funny he'd be tim heidecker

If he was a dishonest pig we could call him Ham Lied

>Fuck Trump
What did he mean by this?

If he were needlessly violent against those who oppose him, he'd be Tim Heidecker Decker

He meant if John McCain and Bill Kristol are praising your actions, you fucked up.

the more i look at him and think about his thing the more i realize he (was) an IRL eric cartman

le andy kaufman rip off man

>people are getting made because Trump stood up to Putin for once
Not sure why drumpf tards suck Putin's dick.

really makes ya think.

our man Sam needs to put a plan in his sketches/broadcasts
I see this a lot, he has funny shit to say and the way he says them, but he's all over the place.

me and sam have the same laugh :)

He can't do anything apart from vlogs and shitty vertical videos now that charls and nick have left him.

>punching holes in your wall

Why do white "people" do this?

His mannerisms and sense of humor remind me of one of my best friends growing up.

Relatively harmless outlet of pent up frustrations.

Is this serious or 18 layers of Irony

Does he really hate trump now?

>destroying your property
>harmless

White people

>destroying other peoples properties
niggers

americans dont take care of their shit in general

go to the hood, everyone has a fucking forest for a front yard

somebody crown him

What was the need for the piss colored sky in that scene?

if he were a good writer and not a pandering one, he would be Sam Stillhaveashow Hyde

If he doesn't get his health insurance he'll be Sam died

even Sup Forums turned on Trump, speaks for itself

all i remember from my days of being forced to play baseball was the color yellow for some reason. i fuckin loved the little detail from that scene with the guy in the background going "don't embarrass me" when the ball was going out into the outfield lol

now that's a funny joke

>vote someone into office because they say they won't do a particular thing
>they do that thing

pro-tip

watch the videos before the cancellation and after, the holes weren't there

makes my neurons fire

I highly doubt he hates Trump.

why would he say such things then?

satire?

That's actually pretty sad.

Have you seen early MDE?
This is just a trough in the sam wave.

I think its going to be one big trough now man

The biggest ridge had passed since the cancelation

His mistake was trusting the jew.

or just not showing his power level until he had become more established

Also naming the jew.

yeah if he ever stops selling copies of his doodle-book

he pretty much said himself that MDE as we know it is on hiatus for a while. in the meantime he's busy getting books printed and merch made so we can keep him out of the coffee shop

I met him at the DINDU in the bronx, he commanded a presence that could sell fish to an ocean. I don't know why he doesn't just go into sales.

He would be a great car salesman.

he was a car salesman

It fucking still hurts.

This.

Thanks for the drive by Reddit commentary

World Peace failed because it didn't have the best member of MDE in it.

doesn't he cultivate how ugly he looks for comedic effect? He's a strange looking guy, but his glasses, hair, and body type make him look almost not human sometimes

Only lefty hollywood type cuckbois bank on their good looks to remain in the media eyes. Sam doesn't need or avow that sort of behavior.

How does one obtain this presence

You're welcome.
Nigger.

but his facial hair looks like my pubes, he's actively trying to look like shit

DJ Kaos?

Kurush
KOO RAHSH
krush

Well for starters be 6'0+

Also have good posture always

And a deep loud voice

Sams mom

This is how natural facial hair looks, it's not Sam's fault you've got your mind on your genitals that everything you see you gotta associate with them.

this
and know how to frame random events into narratives really quickly to be able to tell stories on the fly

her line at the ending of sports is my favorite moment in MDE history
"you were on the lunch line at prom!"

she destroys him in that vid

he'd like to think he got the better of her in those years but his mom regularly handed his ass to him. prime material

Link

if he were a laundry detergent he might still have a show on adult swim

youtube.com/watch?v=16DT-JAg9tk

its smarter!

"you're too stupid to be an idiot" sam hyde btfo

Nothing wrong with not liking Trump now. Most people voted for what he stood for, and not the man. Better than Hillary. It would be another Obama, where most of the media would be always praising her actions.

What did Trump stand for that people voted for him for? Bonus points if you can answer without references Hillary.

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non intervention? duh?

If he were funny he'd still have a tv show

he used to be such a silly boy

Trump was saying on the campaign trail, during the republican debates, that he was going to have boots on the ground, was going to 'bomb the shit out of isis', and seemed pretty war-hungry in his dialogue. I wouldn't refer to any of his rhetoric as really 'non-intervention' unless you want to refer to his tweets years before he ran for President.

>bomb the shit out of isis
ISIS

H E A L T H
I N S U R A N C E

Sure, but it's still interventionism. Besides he said he was going to take the oil fields that ISIS controlled. Oil fields that were in Syria- and were at one time Syrian.

do you think he has another show lined up? He did a poll recently for names for a potential sequel to WP but I havent heard of anything sense. I feel sad for him

>person has more intelligence available to them and changes their mind because of it
so two faced

That's not true, plenty of unfunny people have tv shows and vice versa.

They are going to try and pitch another show by the end of this year.

>to try and pitch
to who?

They said that they would focus on America.
It seemed like it was going to be an isolationist US.
They said they would not intervene in pointless wars like Iraq. They replaced "UMDs" in Iraq to "Chemical Weapons".

Talked about no regime changes. Already talking about a regime change in Syria.

Said that they would destroy ISIS. Is Aiding them. Oh I mean "rebels," used chemical weapons at least 50 times.

It's all Bullshit.

He looks like a giant fat weev

I don't know at the moment

His subreddit. They're gonna kickstart

but that costume was for the rutgers video he did

he wore it mainly as a joke

>natural facial hair

as opposed to what? a fucking face wig?

he kicks the wall, its in his Kickstarter videos