Discuss Your Donuts

Discuss Your Donuts

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I masturbate to the idea of my gf's ex fucking her again daily and keep a photo of them together as my phones wallpaper when I can

I got to first and a half base with a woman by telling her I was Daniel Stern's son.

Im 28 and i lost my virginity 5 days ago.
It's never too late. My girlfriend was also a virgin. I meet her through work, so there's always hope.

Fuck I love being a middle school teacher

Was she under 14?

I have a small crush on my bfs friend. Kinda want to hold his hand. Kinda want his nuts slapping against my chin.

I teach 6th grade

No, ha, wow. I should have phrased that better. She's another teacher, and we get along.

My wife is currently asleep and next to me. I am stroking my cock to pics or girls I know, random girls, nudes, etc. Right now.

I don't like anal sex but find the thought of a girl having a second vagina where her butthole is incredibly hot

Ah, but why don't you just have sex with your wife before y'all go to bed?

She's in pain currently so no go. Hopefully tomorrow night

Change your vocab from "vagina" to "front butt" and I bet you get over it in a week

My daughter just turned 18 and I’ve been masturbating to her. I think I would fuck her if given the chance.

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Well I hope she feels better. But why don't you go to the bathroom? It seems weird to masturbate right next to her, and what if she wakes up?

I always masterbate next to my so.

What if they wake up? What do you do with the fluid? If you say you squirt on their sleeping body and never notice the stain, I'll doubt you.

I killed 10 billion people in space on a comet on tuesday and it made me wet

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Well, I'm a girl so there's not much fluid. But he doesn't mind, my ex minded but I'd just be quiet and use my fingers. Now I just go for it, we're open. Why would I leave my warm bed to go sit on the toilet or lay on the floor in the bathroom to watch porn.

If she wakes up she will probably laugh but not care. I've woken up to her masturbating. It's cool sometimes it helps you sleep. And I usually just cum and clean it up with tissues

>I am stroking my cock
>Well, I'm a girl so there's not much fluid.

Can you bother to do a second's research before jumping in on this larp?

You're a moron.

YOU are the one who is a moron!

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my gf does this and its fine. means I dont have to bother fucking when I'm tired.

she finds it kind of insulting when I'm relieved I don't have to dick her down but hey it works for me

I don't know why I still have feelings for you I am getting over it slowly but surely. We met online and for some stupid reason I fell head over heels with you. All you did was send me nudes and tell me you loved me. I wish you still cared. I tried talking to you again and the spark isn't there anymore. I am sad about it but what can you do, there isn't any chemistry between us. I got to man up and get over it.

I don't get my wife lately, I don't understand if she's competing with our daughter for my affection, or if she's kind of grooming her.

I watched a man get shot in the head 19 years ago in New Jersey, USA. I've only ever told one person. The murderer was never found.

hey user. lets get on with it, post your latest larp update.

last time we were up to your wife buying your daughter new adult panties and you'd seen them 'kissing and cuddling' .

not much to update, I'm afraid, which is why I kept it short.
I tried to talk about that with my wife bu she dodged the topic.

Did it tear you up inside? I once saw a guy witness another guy drowning and do nothing. He was in a boat, watching the whole thing. I was on a bridge and I couldn't get down in time, but the other guy totally could have saved him, just choose not to. It made me feel horrible and I hope he feels guilty.

I had an ABDL experience with a "Nanny" looking for extreme sph and humiliation.
I don't even like the baby aspect and it lasted for 2 hours.
I can say the humiliation worked, I think about it every day and if anyone found out I would probably kill myself.

I got a dildo, and a fleshlight, and a flashlight. Sometimes I put the dildo in the fleshlight and thrust it like they're having sex. Them I shine the flashlight on them and say:

"Hey! What are you doing down there! Cut that out!"

Like I'm a cop walking up on a couple necking at lookout point.

I fingered my sister about 10 years ago
>visiting family in cali
>playing around in the pool
>little did she know, I was a horny fuck and basically using the opportunity to touch her in her swimsuit
>she would swim by at surface level around me and I would pick her up above my head wrestling style and toss her
>good fun
>one hand between her boobs while the other would be dangerously close to vag territory
>my right hand was straight on her mound when i picked her up
>got overzealous with my grip, and my pointer slid right past her swimsuit and was immediately enveloped by the most warm soft gooey sensation i had ever felt
>felt her tense up and she said "wait! Wait!" and struggled out of my grip
>we kept playing the same game, but she would keep her legs really tight so i couldnt get the same grip
>never talked bout it, but i've masterbated to the memory hundreds of times

After my wife cheated and left I kept in touch with her sister. I've no idea if she knows but I fucked her sister in the ass and got a BJ from her Mom in the six months after we divorced. They were both "pity-fucks" to some extent because my ex turned into a real whore for a year or so but, hey, who cares, still got to unload into her family members (sister was hot, Mom was not at all).

you were probably too rough, if you had gone slower and been gentle who knows.....

The only person who pays attention to me is this married dude that gaslights me about this restaurant i bitched at because they tried to get me fired from doordash. he uses his friend who secretly hates me as bait. i dont know if i want to fuck him or set him on fire. i want to fuck both of them.

I have this thing where i think i i feel pain in my neck and my back specifically when im playing a game i can watch a show and have no pain at all just when im sitting in my chair playing a game been this way since breath of the wild came out. Also i have a succubus

Wait. I need the newest update about the panties and kissing.

i have a small dick so i let my roommate with a 7.5in cock fuck my girlfriend

I want to catch my gf cheating on me so I can easily coerce her into a cuckold type of relationship or at least some sort of open relationship.
My gf says she never been with a black guy and never will but I do t believe her. Every day I sign on a few different sites in hopes I find proof of her or any other girl I know well getting blacked.
I need a buddy to suck on the regular with no recip necessary. I miss it and would like to avoid meeting and blowing strangers every time I wanna deep throat and swallow.

who the fuck gets weirded out jerking off next to their wife are you like mormon or something?

How old was mom? I'm tempted to see if I can do something similar with my ex wife's sisters and maybe her mom too.

I think we need pictures as proof user.

I woke up the other night and had shit my pants from food poisoning.

>Tfw also 28 with v-plates
thanks for the hope user

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im 17 and beatup my mum;(
lol.

I buy condoms for my 12yo niece

not that user. I did it with my ex's sister (ex didn't cheat, I'm just into that kind of thing). her sister was a bitch.

her mom was in her 60's and had alzheimers. I was sorely tempted, knowing even if she did remember she wouldn't be able to explain it properly. but I held back from that.

with me or my roommate

Mom was 50 - I was 26 at the time. Sister was 22. Mom was a strange encounter. We were chatting at ex-wife's sister house - sister left to do errands and ex-MIL didn't say anything, just sat next to me on the sofa and got my cock out of my jeans. No conversation, not even kissing. Just put my semi in her mouth and head-boobed for maybe 10 or 12 minutes until I blew in her mouth then went and made coffee. I never liked her tbh so this was ideal - I didn't really want to kiss her or talk but was happy for her to swallow (and spit) my load.

try pushups, i think its from uneven musculature in your back vs front. fixed my problems.

You've misunderstood user. We know you're gonna be tiny - we want to see your GF getting stretched.

Shit, I've cum on her asshole and just barely woke her up to wipe her off.

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I posted a chubby hundreds of times and gotten her recognized at least 3 times. I can't stop posting her I love guys seeing her cunt and she has no clue.

That's a dude - and a hairy one. Greek? Iranian?

Why?

i regularly listen to those Gay Hip Hop parodies, to the point where my porn searches have turned gayer

>about the panties
sunday evening we went to eat at my parent's place for my father's birthday. We got home very late, daughter felt asleep in the car, I had to carry her to bed and, to my wife's request (and with her help, get her out of her dress.
Saw her panties when I did, and it was a much more frilly pair than usual. One I had never seen before.

>the kissing
wife has been much more into kissing and cuddling daughter since a few days, and I've caught her giving her a lot of smooches last night.
Not on the lips or anywhere bad, but still, a lot.

i raped and killed someone last year;)
she was my 3 yr old sister (not joking)

Ha, how are you able to recognize a guy's naked ass?

What do people usually use condoms for?..

at 12?

Welcome to Sup Forums

extra large ones, I hope.
You know she deserves the best

Are u really as retarded as u seem? She obviously uses them when she has sex, so yes.

Because I have one?

Why are you buying them though? Seems like an awkward arrangement.

Under rated post

Because in fiction anything is possible and /b secrets us a place to get feedback on plot elements for your novel

I often get drunk and tease guys online so I feel like I matter or have worth, every time I sober up I cut myself for being disgusting

Not awkward at all, we have a great family relationship. I buy them so she always has and uses them.

When I was younger I fingered my neighbor's mare and one night actually fucked her. Also figured out that he had a breeding stallion on his property for a week and I wasted no time getting to know him at night

Who is she fucking?

Discord?

Can I see your pussy?

Make balloons.

post pictures of cuts please

Kinda saw this coming and called it as such. I love this larp, but given our conversations on kik I'm leaning on most or at least part of your story being true.

>Because in fiction anything is possible and /b secrets us a place to get feedback on plot elements for your novel
or your erotic game.
Niece condom buying simulator 2019,available soon

Currently a 15yo named Rick. She has been with one other also

I pre-ordered it, can't wait. The demo was pretty fun

does he share anything else on kik, or just what we get here?

kek
>I'm actually really working on a "niece raising" simulator, in the Princess Maker vein.
>Will probably never finish it because I'm a lazy fuck

The thought of watching a woman being fucked and impregnated by a dog is hot AF. I mean just picture her on the floor, belly massive with a dog head coming out of her wrecked pussy. Pissing herself in agony.

Actually we havent spoken in a while. He was helping me with a similar problem.

no, talked a bit with this one guy on kik, but I'm sharing it all here. If you've followed the threads, you know it all

I've been pretending to be happy my whole life
to keep my family and friends happy,
I cannot even remember the last time I was happy.
even when I was a child I don't remember any joy past 7 ,I've just been a robot since then

That your daughter? I'd fucking lick her farthole clean then too

You don't have to finish, if big game publishers can sell games that are unfinisshed garbage so can you

So you're enabling her to slut it up at 12. What a good uncle you are.

Any good stories?

I’ve been collecting panties for the better part of 6 years. Just moved in with gf and I still have them hidden.
I would dog sit for my gf’s little sister and i would go into her room and jack off into her drinks.
I stole my boss’ favorite pen and blamed my coworker.
Ran train on a girl with a friend of mine not too long ago, while dating my gf

Nah, I'm no big publisher, I actualy respect my customers.
I mean, I could maybe go the "patreon for years to keep it going" route, but I find it dishonest. There's no incentive to finish, in that situation.

She is going to have sex regardless of what I do/don't do. I just want to help her be smart about it. Also, all girls are sluts eventually

You haven’t been on here very long have you?

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>I'm in college and still live with mom.
>Dad passed away 4 years ago.
>Mom is still a fox and relatively young.
>Loss of my dad hit us both hard, though.
>Recently, at a neighborhood meeting, my mother met a man I know who lives 2 streets behind us.
> When I was younger, I used to look up to this man because he was good with women. Always had a hot gf, driving a Mercedes, and came off as an alpha male.
>He might have known my dad.
>I noticed them both looking at each other during the meeting, and i "innocently" remarked his story to her.
>"We all have our past, user. Maybe age has changed him, maybe it has not"
>Time passes since that convo.
>Mom is always sad.
>One day she starts dressing up.
>Has a new life to her.
>Haven't seen her this happy since dad passed.
>I had an event one Friday night (for school) but decided to come home early because it blowed.
>When I got home around 10:15 PM, 80s music was playing in her bedroom followed by strange noises.
>I yelled out, "You okay?"
>Seconds of silence pass and she yells out, "Yes" to me in a faux sleepy tone.
> I go to my room.
> Is my mom getting railed by the neighbor?
>Am I imagining things?
>I feel alone because I feel like i'm the only one clinging on to the memory of dad.
>I know people have the right to move on, but still...

The girl I've had feelings for for 8 years was not allowed to date till she graduated college.

Haven't seen her in years, and she graduated a month ago. I worry/fantasize about whether someone has had her yet/

I am bad with women. Furthermore, the urge to get off with guys comes and goes during different points of my life. I don't think about kissing them, just literally getting off.

The closest I have come to doing something is with a guy I met on Halloween. We met on the street after I was bummed about not getting any women, he took me back to his dwelling, and we jacked off. It was such an erotic experience in my life that I asked him to give me oral, but he refused because he wanted my ass as payment.

To cope, I catfish guys on apps by using the images of women that I feel have been unkind to me. I wouldn't dare do so with women I respect. I sometimes hate who I choose to be.

HELP?

are you going to post the other 2 too now?

I once sent a dick pic to the wrong person, because I was drunk and missclicked the name to send it to.
Sorry, big sis, you weren't meant to see that.