D&D Style.
*Emma Watson enters the room*
This is your only chance to get into Hogwarts, what say you?
Last two digits determine chance of success.
D&D Style.
*Emma Watson enters the room*
This is your only chance to get into Hogwarts, what say you?
Last two digits determine chance of success.
Sup Forums chooses to babble like a fool
ill be your man slave
It's surprisingly effective, but no dice
Let me sniff your braps
suck my wand Hermione
Now I'm starting to get angry
So I PULL OUT MY GUN
Her stance on gender equality leads her to be pleasantly suprised.
You gain entrance to Hogwarts, but man slave wages force you to drop out for lack of tuition
Result:
R-Kelly is still trapped in the closet. Ms. Watson is not impressed.
In a surprising turn of events, you wake up the next morning with a hangover. And the taste of professor mcgonagall's wand left in your mouth.
What's a Hogwarts?
Against the odds, she gives you a whiff. It turns out she perspires toxic nerve gas. You wake up in Hogwarts as one of the ghost portraits.
I'll be your sex slave, we can roleplay as well
i will not use magic for much other than things against laws in the united states
Hi bitch wanna see muh magic wand?
*unzips pants
It's not for muggles is what it is
I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.
You gain entry into the cast list of the next 50 shades movie
chop wood
Get on you knees, filthy mudblood.
Result:
She uses the wingardian leviosa on your wand, then your zipper..
hey, you skipped me ( ), punk.
Result:
Emma Watson joins you on your quest
Does her magic prevent rape?
Your eagerness pleases Ms. Watson. No longer will you be held up by the OPs bathroom breaks.
Ironically, it causes your own
I immediately bind and gag Ms Watson and use her as a slave until she develops Stockholm syndrome.
As they would say in Pokemon Blue. It's not very effective.
Although the effects of Stockholm Syndrome cause her to give you a great reference. She doesn't hesitate to mention how you met, death-eaters AND ass-eaters are immediately dispatched.
cast bluff at her telling her:you need to feed the chicken and cows then suck and fuck my dick inorder for the universe to be saved
Result:
A new side quest opens up, where you travel to bikini bottom to cuck plankton.
I'm just here for the children.
Ass eaters? fuck Im ok with this
Result:
Although she calls her bluff, you recieve a bang bros scholarship into the school of Hogwarts granting you "full ride" abilities with the hufflepuffs.
I'm okay with that
nice.
Result:
She politely asks you to return to the white van from whence you came. Eating candy all night.
this shit is straight gay, balls touching rainbow flags, jeffree star GAY
Result:
She becomes scientifically *plutonically* fascinated with how the penis on the left can be so off-shade compared to the color of the thigh. You are promptly sent to Hogwarts for scientific discovery.
Worth it
I ask Emma to dinner and politely offer to take her to a movie of her choosing.
Result: Penis in mouth
Result:
In accordance with the rules of the thread, you don't make it into Hogwarts (Nice guys finish last I guess). But you both go on a date and have a pleasant time. She then asks if you can just be friends so she can try her luck with OP.
BUT WHAT IF THE DATE WAS MY WAY OF TRYING TO BUTTER HER UP TO GET INTO HOGWARTS?
Also, fuck OP, he's a faggot anyways.
Result:
+2 Respect from OP
You use your newfound street cred to perform a hit on another potential student and take his/her place.
I dont want OPs respect, I just wanna get into Hogwarts and fuck Magical bitches.
OP here, this was my first thread ever. And with my new internet fame. I will find Ms. Watson & use these replies to become her *figurative* dungeon master. I say figurative because she could tie me up & lock me in her dungeon anyday.
Stop rolling these low ass numbers then. We've got a 99-sided die here
OP writes a letter of recommendation out of Respect/Pity points.
Hogwarts decrypts anonymous Sup Forums data & leaves you on 'read'. You do however sneak into a fraternity party weeks later & fall in love with a trap. You then live happily ever after. The end.
rolling to fuck Emma and become the next prodigy at hogwarts.
Result:
Can't argue with a 97
Sup Forums HAS SPOKEN!!!
Congratulations! You've earned a trip to one of the many porn threads Sup Forums has to offer
Stop giving this incel attention before she kills.
*You've rolled the famed Master Jordan #*
Result:
I will promptly go to bed as it's about 4am. I applaud you for the request.
I don't want to be in in Hogwarts
But i'd give anything to be in Emma
Result:
You've altered the space-time continuum forcing me awake for longer, making Ms. Watson to give birth to you, and earning you a legacy ticket to Hogwarts. Thanks for playing!
I'd whip out my 48-year-old cock and tell her I can fuck for 2 hours straight.
Result:
She says she'd be more impressed if you rolled a higher #
There is also growing concern as to why the first # you chose to associate w/ your cock was it's age. Nevertheless, the spirit of Dumbledore guides you to Hogwarts after a gruelling journey
Offer her my vibrating wand
i tell her to use the imperius curse on me so i'm forced to be her obedient, mind controlled slave
Result:
Offer accepted. Welcome to Hogwarts!
Result:
After amassing a large # of slaves from this thread, she then orders you all to march on Hogwarts. Completing the movie series with one final twist.
Congratulations are in order Lieutenant user