Just told a girl I’ll shove pizza in her mouth and she said “do it” with that purple smiling demon emoji. She also said that we should hang out again soon. I’m pretending I’m asleep because I have no idea what to say. Help.
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Just told a girl I’ll shove pizza in her mouth and she said “do it” with that purple smiling demon emoji...
Jaxson James
Gabriel Roberts
Just play it cool my nigga. act like you know what you're doing my nigga
Carson Howard
tell her pizza was just code for your GINORMOUS COCK
Isaiah Cooper
Say you'll shove it in her pussy too and you'll cover her naked body in pepperoni and sausage crumbles and sensually eat them from her asshole
Zachary Allen
Do the old dick in the pizza box trick OP. If she doesn't give your dick a gobble she's a cunt
Josiah Perry
I love this website
Cameron Hughes
I barely know what I’m doing though
Christian Kelly
>shove pizza in her mouth
Hello Epstein
Sebastian Murphy
shove it like this nigger
Adrian Wood
Leave her alone for a day or two. That will frustrate her and keep her interested.
Elijah Adams
I was going to do that by telling her I’ll let her know when we can hangout
Alexander Adams
Jus flirt back, organise a meeting time and mack OP, what's so complicated? Do this soonish in the day that you wake up but not rapid rapid
David Gutierrez
ABORT!!
just tell her you got some shit to take care of so you gotta head out but she can hit you up when she feels like chilling and getting stuffed full of some pizza
Samuel Carter
I mean ya could do this but I don't really see what the point is cause she's already interested by asking you to hang out not vv
Luke Allen
ITT: The blind leading the blind.
David Edwards
Such shitty replies, just ask her if she likes meat on her pizza and continue with sexual innuendos you faggot
Hudson James
Fake it till you make it, or use it as an opportunity to ask her on a date, in the morning make plans to go get pizza or better yet have her come over (only if you're far enough in) and watch movies while you order in pizza
Colton Peterson
>Thread
Nathan Robinson
Tell her yeah you should hang out soon and that the pizza you shove in her mouth will have extra sausage
Oliver Myers
This.
Michael Williams
>good
>okay
>no, cringe
Lucas Perry
I got a lot more advice than I was expecting so thanks. I’ll keep with the innuendos and try to see her next week. When I see her in person though, what do I do??
Jack Smith
Be a fucking Chad, if she's flirting with you through the innuendos you just have to make the move, grab her like a fuck puppet and man handle her (I'm dead ass serious)
Nicholas Walker
Alright, I’ll try not to fuck it up
Jack Wright
You'll know if you're fucking up through the flirting, make it dead ass obvious you're not asking about PEPPERONI, know what I'm saying? After you ask about if she likes meat on her pizza ask her what other types of meats she likes shoved into her mouth, I'm like 90% sure though you seem in the bag if she's play challenging you to shove "pizza" down her mouth and she "wants to hang out", you just need to get over the anxiety and rock her shit.
Adrian Adams
protip: do not do this
Easton Edwards
women don't like cringe innuendos. why are you giving advice virgin?
Colton Taylor
You clearly don't know what you're talking about, doesn't fucking matter what you tell a cunt when she wants your dick she's going to play along, sit down junior Chad is giving advice.
Matthew Hall
You’re a god amongst men
Nathan Perry
She's obviously kidding you stupid dumb bitch. Just kill yourself already
Luis Edwards
>virgin internet Chad RPer giving advice
Yeah, we can see that. Perhaps he'd like some advice from someone that's actually touched a girl.
Adam Gutierrez
How would you like to prove I'm not a virgin faggot? I have a bastard child I haven't seen in 10 years and I smash pussy regularly, but wait, I'm "RPing", kek shut the fuck up you dullard.
Hudson Murphy
This, but only kinda.
Flirting from a girl doesn't mean "come ravage me he man pussy destroyer" like the other retard ITT is trying to imply. It means "I'm interested, and I'm testing the waters to see if you're interested too." Just flirt back. Say cute shit, not cringe fucking innuendos and cheap come ons.
t. actual nonvirgin adult
Charles White
Yeah, whatever ladykiller, I'm sure you've slain hundreds of m'ladies with your mighty sword
Wyatt Perry
If you can't tell the difference from random flirting and hey lets hang out while they're flirting, what fucking good are you autist? Obviously she's testing the waters, but its one thing if she flirts and never has time to hang out, she's even initiating that shit, what do you call that if not a sign?
Fedoras are for pseudo-intellectual retards that try to pass off their inferiority as a superiority. I'm sorry do people that get laid regularly not use the internet? Dumbest thing I've read this week, go back to your waifu pillow
Elijah Reyes
Your inexperience with women is apparent through your trash advice. You're basically telling him "oh you got one subtle hint, and she wants to hang out? rape her!" You're a fucking retard if you've been laid or not.
Kevin Roberts
Where the fuck did I say rape her? Man handling =/= Rape
"Subtle hint"
>Just told a girl I’ll shove pizza in her mouth and she said “do it” with that purple smiling demon emoji.
That's not subtle, that's a challenge, that's why he should turn shit up a notch and see how she responds, if she reciprocates she's interested, period. YOUR lack of experience, and even confidence is showing just be quiet my man, your one success story isn't grounds for giving advice.
Aaron Green
You vastly overestimate how cool women are with being grabbed and fucked, because you live in a fantasy world where caveman shit makes the panties drop. Women are game players by nature, and this is just another game. Make the wrong moves, you lose the game and you get no pussy. She has by no means screamed "TAKE ME," she's said "this is an opening, let's see how you react."
Jesus christ, you could not be more fucking obtuse. If anybody's lucked their way into fucking one chick here, it's you.
Thomas Diaz
Yes yes because I told him just to grab her by the hair and fling her around, are you a fucking retard, or are you just a male feminist, be honest? Why don't you read everything I said instead of making these asinine claims, secondly they definitely enjoy being man handled, if you were around women enough and actually fucking talked to them, you'd know this, this is why they never fuck betas or orbiters, they have enough nice guys in their lives, yet they always go for Chad, wonder why that is? Oh right, Chad doesn't give a fuck and fucks them roughly, I'm done with this, continue down this beta path in your life and I'll await to see your depressed and lonely thread on Sup Forums in a few years.
Jaxson Johnson
You didn’t have to kill him
Samuel Miller
Jerk him off some more. Enjoy your dry dick when his advice of "jus b confiden n fug her lul" falls flat on its face because confidence without charm is hitting your own dick with a hammer.
Sebastian Watson
Seal the deal. Choose a time and place. You’ll have battle advantage if you do.
Evan Bell
tl;dr Chad RPing incel
OP is fucked if he follows your shit advice
Ryder Thomas
oh, and you literally told him to make a joke about "extra sausage."
Fucking Chad pussy slayer guys.
Mason Roberts
I never said anything about sausage you moron, this is me
Gavin Perez
Yeah that's much better. Clumsy metaphors make women drip.
>do you liek sex?
>I have a penus
Again, OP is fucked if he plays your game
Jeremiah Powell
It's a fucking bland question and depending on her answer is how you're supposed to reply you dip shit, an opening isn't meant to make her panties soaked, are you really this retarded and awkward in real life? You can't utilize an opportunity? Either she's too dimwitted to understand what you meant and replies with ACTUAL meats she likes, or she gets it and 1) goes with it
2) she gets horrified and you can still back peddle because you weren't HURR DURR PENIS ON PIZZA, if I really have to spell each and every step out to you, its no wonder you're fucking hopeless, you're as blind as ray charles motherfucker
Ryan Walker
Op here. After reading everything and having a good laugh, I think I’m going to text her tomorrow saying “I’m down to hangout again. How about my place next week?”. If it works out, you guys will be the first to know. Wish me luck
Hudson White
Good luck OP. Good choice. Don't try to be an alpha dickhead. Just be yourself. she obviously already likes you.
Gabriel Thomas
lmao, the irony of getting this schpiel from a dry dicked virgin when I've had sex with double digits worth of women.
wew. thanks for the laugh kiddo. see ya next thread
Chase Murphy
mate it's not that hard, just reply back, fr tho u trynna grab a pizza sometime? ask her about her current hobbies what shes doin rn and take it from there man, dont be afraid.