ANAL THREAD

ANAL THREAD

Let's talk about our anal misadventures. I've only fucked one of my gfs in the ass and while it was nice, luckily there were no poopy accidents.

Let's talk about when anal goes wrong (or right?). Gay guys welcome too!

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Fucked girl in the ass twice , no poop , felt good.

Fucked my downstairs neighbor in the ass. Chubby gal. Left a lil hershey kiss on the peehole of me dick

My current gf refuses to do anal, and I think its because she doesnt want to shit on my dick. My ex who was fugly let me do it all the time. Never once got shit on my dick from her, remember one time she was drunk as fuck but on her period and demand me to fuck her ass, yet even in her drunken state still didnt shit. Her anal beads white thread did not have the same luck.

I've never had any major shit on dick and I've fucked my wife's ass on many occasions. She has even been known to initiate and she always orgasms, especially with a little clit stimulation

used to get dickshit all the time from ex gf

wife i've had no problems with

one of my girlfriends asked me to finger her ass while I fucked her from behind, and sometimes I would feel the tip of a turd in the oven...

Kill yourself faggot

why though?

I would just like to hear about anal desasters and crying girls, but so far it seems like most girls have pretty clean asses...

Sometimes get some particles and a smelly cock after I fuck my wifes ass, but never a shit covered dick, I even feel my tip hitting a turn at times,. But never dirty

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i've had it 3 times and 2 times there was a little bit of poo on his dick
i was so ashamed so i don't know if i can do it again

i've cleaned myself out with the shower but apperentrly there was still poop in there

how do you know if you are clean enough?
is there lifehacks on what you should eat the days before?

i mean i tried first with a finger and it felt empty so i told him lets go
but still when he finished it was brown on his dick..but ofcourse his dick were longer than my finger

when you clean yoursel with the shower, do it several times in a row, like 3-4 times

i did, but it tooked more than an hour and it was kind hard...
it seems to be a lot of work just for some sex

a little poo on yur prik is the cost of hittin that tight hole. not the end of the world, just wipe it on her teddy bear or something

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Got fucked in the ass Saturday for the first time. He didnt have a very big cock which is good for me to get accustomed to it, It feels amazing. I've had him over twice since then, he thinks I'm very cute and I always get so bashful when he sais it. Awesome part is hes going to introduce me to his twink friend who I want to fuck so bad.

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did he cum in your ass?

Yes

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I fucking love anal, always had. Ex came buckets from anal, but rarely put out, it was a huge source of frustration.
>get a new gf
>anal virgin
>sex life is great
>she gets a vaginal infection
>gets afraid I'll dump her because piv hurts like hell
>we start fucking her ass instead
>she likes it
>month and a half of every day anal creampies
>get her hooked to the dirty talk, buttplugs and walking around with my cum inside her
>I'm in heaven, anal is basically our normal sex now
>infection clears up
>we continue almost exclusively doing anal, fucked her pussy maybe twice this month
Living the dream lads

It’s the caddilac of birth control

based but fake

Take a psyllium husk supplement. Also don’t use so much water, you’ll keep bringing shit down from the colon and you’ll never get clean.

It's pretty reliable too if you don't allow the cum to leak near her pussy.
Luckily for me, it's not.

you people are assholes for trying to force anal sex on people. the asshole is not designed for this.

Had anal sex 5 times, 3 woman, 2guys.
2 guys were both clean as, fucked wearing a condom, pulled out and busted.
Girl 1 was fine, a few particles busted raw in her ass.
Girl 2 was disgusting 3 pumps into her and she says we need to go to the shower.
Struggle and walk to the shower. She let's her muscles go and shit squeezes around my cock.
Pump her slowly, smell is horrible.
Dick gets soft and she shits herself on the floor, I wash my cock and leave.
Girl 3 seemed clean, pumped her, about to cum and she wants to swallow. She sound around and goes straight for my cock, loons a little dark but she clean it up. Cum in her mouth and she swallow a.