Hey fam so I had this idea to cut off the top of a plastic wine bottle and stick the finished end in my ass and shoot a bidet water stream up the hole of the bottle. Anyone ever done something like this? Any safety or health reason I shouldn't? Would it stimulate the G-spot?
Comments or other ideas welcome, I'm in Japan for work and working with what I have onhand in my hotel room.
What
Not necessarily helpful
Post pic of city from balcony with timestamp then i might consider helping. Faggot
Buy an enema kit and find a real penis.
I fucked a dog in the ass today
Every now and then I come across a post on here that I have to double take on.
Dont worry its fake. He wont do timestamp
Not tryna get dox'd. Here's my toilet bidet buttons.
Heyy..nice Elon Musky..
Bump. Really nobody done something like this? Find it hard to believe.
Good enough, i believe you
Nobody cares, asshole.
Thank you sir. Can't tell you in real words how great it makes me feel. But you promised some insight?
I lied, im drunk as fuck and eating nachos while watching trailerpark boys i cant think worth shit looooiol
Hey all good I'm wasted too :D watching to love-ru. Drinking lagavulin 16 year scotch. Cause I'm fucking sophisticated.
I get that you're larping, and lonely. Now go outside and look at people nigger
Nice im drinking labbatt max ice its cheap strong canadian beer but it gets the job done. I quit drinking liquor cause the hangovers are wayy to bad now
Why can't you buy a speculum and do it with that?
Ok
Don't. Fingers are the only safe option, but you've got to cut your nails.
What's a speculum?
Here have another. Its mango salsa
Looked it up. Said already I'm working with what's onhand. This doesn't fit the bill
looks like dog food
>looks like dog food
Its chips and salsa retard ahahahaha get mad that i proved you wrong bitch btfo
Hey btw user, just to let you know I don't get hangovers and I'm old as fuck (32). Spend more than$40 on a bottle and find out for yourself. The older/ more distilled it is the less hangover. There's some scientific shit involved but that's what google is for.
Bump still looking for advice on the OP
wrong person but okay