Rekt

Rekt

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Turkeys done mang

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Aight every reply except for the turkey one has been me, someone pick it up
>Not OP

Typical Detroit

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If this were a YLYL thread, I'd have lost on the fucking first pic.

Because he went and got a job

Kek this is literally the first thing you learn about helicopters. Never be within 2 meters of that fucker.

wat

If I had to kill a chicken or turkey, I'd rather do it like that that lop off their head.

Wouldn't that ruin the meat?

i wish i could have been that turkey. i wonder what it would feel like knowing you are about to be butchered and eaten?

Ethical but unexpected!

whats with that fucking tire laying there. shit

All humans are made eq. .

he will be ok... just need to walk it off

Why no leg day?

She needs some melk.

this isn't even that bad, death by electrocution is far more humane than being butchered

but i doubt this rakeesh is doing this for any other reason than an experiment

can we get some real "oh shit" stuff please

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Damn
I feel that

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>How to make a Turkey T-pose.

RiP Sandschak.

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I honestly thought that was an air hose and the turkey just got pumped with air

This is why I come to these threads. You learn a lot from other people's fuck ups. Or you at least gain a healthy caution about various situations.

Why would you record this?

You're retarded if you need any of these videos to learn self preservation, especially walking face first into a helicopter blade.

that's not rekt, that's just gore

That's so sad

Gore is rekt, but not all rekt is gore

;3c

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Fucking moron.
That is why you never plug an American Turkey into a European socket.

rekt is gore, but not all gore is rekt. Person was already dead

I love this guys work, something about femboy bambi really gets me going

>forest'll

this is bothering me more than it should

It's alive, look at the eyes after he moves skin from face.

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Probably your rampant homosexuality.

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>Jesus will judge (You)!

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Are you trying to be funny?: don't.

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That's actually pretty humane

She has masturbation videos.

trumpanzees beat women and rape kids.

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the ONLY cure for the alt right is webm related: hack each and every one apart tbh

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and hump innocent animals

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Stay woke

Good thing he remembered to duck...

He probably stole a quarter of a slice of bread.

You ever heard about that experiment with the people passing the basketball and someone in an ape outfit walks on screen?

good god republicans

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>horses
>cow
>goat
>dog

Fucking gross. Why would anyone want to fuck a liberal?

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>not knowing the term "grudge fuck"

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Grudge fuck my nostrils, daddy.

Poor chicken

Everybody needs a reminder of what can go wrong if you're careless. Seeth more.

They also have small pps

So post a link so we can still not give a fuck

Now that's how to celebrate a victory.

Kek

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I WANT DEAD NIGGERS

these people are literally the equivalent of goat-fucking middle eastern rural farmers.

The midwest and the mideast are the same.

oof that's gotta hurt

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Like, how the fuck hard is it in these shit hole countries to go through the whole day and not get dismembered, decapitated, or just straight up cut the fuck in half?

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Idk yall think that's a fatality? im not really sure.

Sergent! The Germans are shelling our sector with nerve gas!

Kek that croc is barely trying too. It could probably crush the skull of the bird with a thought.

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user was a wanker. I found them for you

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>smelling her farts

What does he say before getting cut to pieces?

No and I would love for you to explain how that's relevant.

What the fuck do you think? He keeps asking them please not to.

Religion of peace

pls dont die

being that beta

agree

>You're retarded if you need any of these videos to learn self preservation

Not self preservation, but consequences of idiocy, like that chinese idiot who jumped to water from a high bridge

>consequences of idiocy
In other words, self preservation?

Get to the chopper

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sand niggers

They still havent figured out toilets but they're allowed to drive not only cars but massive fucking trucks, no wonder every motor rekt comes from these shithole countries, every morning i wake up i thank the universe im from the west

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my fucking sides.

Imagine the swell

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Son...you're grounded