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tfw no gf edition

>tfw no eastern european pure gf

hello friends, I hope we can all get along and live in harmony.

Nem

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>hungarians benis is small
Paprikaniggers have the biggest dicks in all of europe

fake news, czechs have the biggest ones.

my dick is about 16/17 cm long and 13cm thick

>13cm thick
what?

same
it's too small for my body

which slovak are you

>femvák

>tfw your girlfriends dick is bigger than yours

that sounds cute desu.

thats when you have to an hero
seriously fuck ancient humans for filling our genes with the small bener genes because "it is more nicer" they thought

I need big tiddy goth gf

thats ez af for a german
>tfw no big tiddy bavarian beer waiter gf

not hunanon

which one?

who is huanon?

small benis one

how small is his?

how do you know?

no way

>tfw not born pure slav, in czechia or slovakia.

why even go on? is it possible to convert?

>slav
absolutely disgusting

>slovakia
>not a bunch of half mongol slav mutts like us

>there was only one asking if I'd go out
not true, i asked you out too, but i go to uni in a different part of slovakia so it was automatic rejection
i would do my masters at matfyz if it got me a qt autism gf

I wish I could get some milkies before sleep

whats disgusting about slavs?

Tbh femvák is a pathethic attetion whore I wont even bother with her just to be rejected by her "virgin" thotness

btw Im pretty certain its just a guy larping

the inherent association with alcoholism, HIV, communism, corruption, petty crime and violence.

i want to be hungarian somewhat
but at the same time
hungarians seem to be virgins and hungarian women seem to marry foreign men a lot
and hungary doesnt seem like a very big country
someone explain these thing to me
and how hungary is good and hungarians are great

hi friends

i just want to be not alone, because i want to be not alone you guys have started calling me homovak, why is life such suffering?

post bob or vegana

Wait a second?
So you are a guy larping?
Are you the one who turned v4 into his online date with a murican so to speak?

Oh wait a second you are the guy homovák

protip go to Turkey with erasmus get all the turkish pussy if you look european itss so easy

i am not femvak, i am the guy who made an american friend here recently, also known as homovak

friends

Just fucking never be desperagay thats just pathethic and degenerate as orbiting some roastie

how are you?
any interesting meals lately?

okay I guess, except for the fugging monday coming up. had a pint of beer and watched really good 3 hours movie so feeling a tiny bit tipsy, just enough to make falling asleep ez.
>any interesting meals lately?
nah one of two hotplates on my stove broke so I am left with the smol secondary one on which I can put just smol pot, cant fry anything either so I'm limited with meals again. just sandwiches, pasta etc.

how are you, Wisconsin? I haven't been noticing you post, maybe because I confuse your flag with Virginia or maybe you dont post so often. so I am not sure of who you really are and what you do

breddy gud bic desu vam

sounds like a comfy sunday, czech film?
can you fix the stove or have your landlord get it fixed? these threads need your food posts
>how are you, Wisconsin?
i am alright, i was throwing up this morning so i was lying in bed all day, just had some pizza and now downloading cuphead
i usually post during sleeping hours since i got a job a few months ago

I'm pretty sure you're just on the good ol' spectrum matey, but do give our lovely country a visit, dentistry here is top notch and costs pennies, I'm sure you could make use of that.

dont worry ill come
am i wrong or right though?

Not Czech this time, Swedish. Very comfy though. The Girl Who Played with Fire, sequel to The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Watched the latter in American version and this one tonight in original Swedish since there was no American version, so it was a bit different with different actors.

>can you fix the stove or have your landlord get it fixed?
Yeah I called the landlord since he was the one to buy it, he came a day later and said he will go home and look for receipt since it's under warranty and call me. That was on Tuesday though so I guess not. He's weird like that, takes me ages to get him to answer the phone and when we agree on something he never calls back again so we meet only at the end of month when I pay my rent. Very hard to reach. It will either be like that or will take quite a while but oh well.

>i am alright, i was throwing up this morning
hungover or ill? cuphead is fucking nice, but also difficult. what do you work now?

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> (OP)
>i want to be hungarian somewhat
I guess you're right about that.
>but at the same time
>hungarians seem to be virgins and hungarian >women seem to marry foreign men a lot
Lots of virgins, don't notice this foreign marriage trend though. Now that I think of it, my uncle is indeed italian...
>and hungary doesnt seem like a very big country
For you.
>someone explain these thing to me
????
>and how hungary is good and hungarians are great
People here can be warmhearted, but more often than not we're just angry assholes towards each other. The place really is unique tho, I can't really grasp what the magic is, but there sure is something. Also, many people here agree that there's lots of similarities between the thinking of the average brit and hungarian. Why? Fuck knows.

>tfw your head wn be sat on by that qt butt
why live?

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there is a swedish version of the original, not sure how different the american one is.

well good luck on getting it fixed, if its his job to get it fixed dont be afraid to annoy him about it
>hungover or ill?
little bit of both
>what do you work now?
im an engineer at a paper mill. got my own flat in the city but I only know one person here from high school so its been a long few last months

Yeah, I know there is one, I just somehow preferred to pick it over the original and now with sequel it took a bit getting used to, lol.

>im an engineer at a paper mill
hah, nice to see a familiar area since I work in a newspaper myself and the printing press company is in the same building, just below us on the first floor. it's cool that you actually work where the paper itself is made, sort of completes the chain haha.
>so its been a long few last months
oh well, time will sort everything out. id do pretty much anything to move to any decent place at least temporarily even if it was just me and no family or friends

>Lots of virgins, don't notice this foreign marriage trend though. Now that I think of it, my uncle is indeed italian...
yeah. ive also heard of hungarian women going out with mixed spics from south america/mexico and brazilians too sadly. is that just a minority?
which foreign women do hungarian men marry the most?
>For you.
its 10 mil ppl and smaller than ireland i think.
>People here can be warmhearted, but more often than not we're just angry assholes towards each other. The place really is unique tho, I can't really grasp what the magic is, but there sure is something.
yeah ive felt that too. i love a lot of hungary, its language nad unique culture but theres things that make it look mediocre imo
>many people here agree that there's lots of similarities between the thinking of the average brit and hungarian. Why? Fuck knows.
Yeah same. hungarians and anglos look so similar as well imo. like atilla jozsef looks part anglo.

based homovak poster.

>sort of completes the chain
yeah especially since we recycle newspaper too
its an alright job. i will stick around for a year or two but paper isnt what i want to do for my whole life.
i cant remember, are you going to uni at all or just working full time at the newspaper?

Very good post!

>Foreign women that marry the most local men
Diaspora I guess, my bet would be Romanian, but y'know, they're just partially foreign. Even people who claim to have nothing to do with the hungarians in western romania speak the language to some degree and get influenced by the culture.

Full time at newspaper, I have no idea what I'd like to study at uni. I don't want to work in newspaper for more than two more years either, already working for two and few months. It's a shame that it didn't give me any useful experience that I can use as a boost when looking for any other job, it's overly specific, both the process and the software.

perfect post

nice post, slovak girls 10/10

look up skills from other job postings and see if you can learn those things while working now.

> Tfw no 10/10 milky mommy northern Magyar gf

will I stop being a murimutt if I move to any european country and assimilate?

As long as you are a huwhitey mutt

yep. also why are whites proud of being 1/10 native american?

Well that's a relief that you don't have any
>le 52% face

what the hell does a 90% face look like?

Wait so you are 1/10 something else then white?
Oh no user that isn't good then fuck off we are full

nope of course not. I'm 100% pure anglo/french. just wondering what the hell these 90%ers look like.

Oh idk probably darker huwhite paler then a spic Ofc but darker than the average I guess. Come home 100% white man btw

can't first I need to serve my 4 years so I can afford to. (trust me its a lot faster than studying for 4 years then being in a debt trap for 2-4 years)

hello friends

hello friend.

hello friend

are you american or a czechposter?

bump?

bump senpai

*hugs everyone in this thread*
It's okay user, life is gonna get better

>I dream about posting in these threads
oh Litwin I hope this isn't true

I'm not the Czech, I haven't seen him post in a while anyway

goodnight /v4/, remember to keep the thread up until our euro friends come on.

im bumping the thread because i want to and not because the newfag said so

rise and shine, sleepyheads
now!

good morning

likewise, m80

dobré ráno

I can't remember the dream now but pretty sure I did dream about posting here

Jó reggelt kívánok!

Happens to me too all the time
Good morning

ded morning

Bulbaruse

Lithiuxima

I'm awoken

welcome to your thread

>had regional elections this weekend
>big "socialist" party lost
>fascists lost too

Not bad but still ashamed of Slovakia.

Köszönöm litván

>Slovakia still existing
That's what's the real problem

I live about two hours from your uni
but like this we couldn't meet so it probably wouldn't work