Reminder to mods that Hiroyuki has allowed one meta thread per board to discuss board problems

Reminder to mods that Hiroyuki has allowed one meta thread per board to discuss board problems.
How do we fix Sup Forums?

Instaban Disney shills.

New mods and janitors
whoever the one on right now is stealth deleting(they don't show up as deleted on the archive so it looks like a natural 404) threads he doesn't like

ban all countries

Delete Sup Forums

This.

You can't fix current Sup Forums without deleting 90% of the content
The best thing right now would literally allow more shit to be posted

Delete Sup Forumseddit, Sup Forums, Sup Forumsmblr, Sup Forums, /r9k/, and Sup Forums.

Most are our problems are caused by those shit holes

Is there even a need for a television and film board? Surely the regular topics could be discussed on other boards.

>Delete their homeboard
>They sprawl to all the other boards
Come one, m8

>create capeshit General
>ban any IP that posts on Reddit and Twitter
>delete obvious off topic shit like porn and Sup Forums bait
>get rid of Twitter screencap threads
>permaban the word Reddit and kino

I have no idea why kino and reddit haven't been filtered yet

I really don't get why reddit isn't filtered, but shit like f a m is

seriously

shit like this is "spam"

just fucking filter reddit

Auto-ban certain phrases in the op
>"hey faggot, we'll let you x if you y" what do?
>what did he mean by this
>is he, dare i say it, /our guy/?
>who will play him in the obvious biopic?
etc

that was added to the filter because it goes against the marketing strat

>"Why is Sup Forums so shit?"
>As the OP posts an off-topic thread

We can fix Sup Forums by reporting off-topic threads, starting with yours.

More shitposting and memes.

Banning doesn't really do much. They could just make it so threads with certain words and phrases just auto sage

Allow cunny threads since all the banjibabes are basically 18 at this point

How about making a sticky weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly were we focus on a movie, television show, or actor? For example, around Halloween time, sticky a classic horror movie that everyone needs to watch.

One of these threads is allowed on each board, newfag.

Banning puts off the shitposters and underage kiddies
Only the truly dedicated will bother to deal with constant auto-bans

But auto-sage might work well too. Either way, they can easily respond to these threads since there's not even a variance in the words used

Threads are 404ing after 30 minutes now
it's time to make /film and /cel/

Ban anyone that doesnt like The good and bad and the ugly

>post AHAHAHA meme
>get 3 day ban
>cunny spammed daily
>multiple threads for politics, /cel/, and youtube daily
>no star wars generals near star wars releases

The problem is redditors and the mods
>implying Sup Forums isn't reddit

Ban anyone that doesnt like the opening scene of TDKR

>Complaining about Sup Forums (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.

Get a Sony.

quads confirm
this is the patrician solution

There's a screencap of Hiro saying it's okay.

Is there a screenshot of Hiro changing the rules?

Because until he adds a rule, it's not a rule.

Get mods who don't refuse to delete contently off-topic Sup Forums threads and posts.

Take special notice that the dozens of (You)s I receive bombarding me with Sup Forums memes will all come from Sup Forumstards and no one else because no one but Sup Forums defends Sup Forums.

Even the most retarded phoneposter knows he can just turn on airplane mode and easily avoid a ban

Jew

ban me

we change all the "this" replies to, "I am a huge fucking faggot."

But you make off-topic threads and then cry about not being able to do it
new mods would mean you're out too

ban this person

ban anime

we change all the "we change all the "this" replies to, "I am a huge fucking faggot."" to, "I am a huge fucking faggot."

Rangeban any IP address that the cunnybot uses. Not sure why this hasn't been done already.

Permaban /qa/ crybabies like OP.
Increase post timers.
Turn on the robot for Sup Forums.

>People make off topic threads
>You keep responding

The one and only thing that makes off topic threads an issue is that YOU are too stupid not to take the bait.

Why is Sup Forums only in a problem state when theres "Sup Forums threads" up but never otherwise with these new users?

>Turn on the robot for Sup Forums.
This. Would cut down on spam immensely.

what would this accomplish?

Yeah, I'd say I don't know why this hasn't happened yet, but I think we all know why this hasn't happened

And now a list of blatant shit posts that mods will allow while deleting this thread:

>being a perpetual victim of boogeymen
Isn't it about time you grew out of your persecution complex?

stop deleting porn threads for one, especially when no actual porn is posted

Send stuff like Rick and Morty, anime, superheroes and all the other cartoon garbage back to the children's cartoon board. Ban off-topic meme spam too. Also ironically talking like a nigger should be a bannable offense.

How many of those were you the OP of you crybabby faggot? Stop being part of the problem.

those are hilarious though

Is the current state of Sup Forums what you were hoping for when you cried to moot about the waifu posters not letting you post pleb shit all those years back :^)

>b-b-b-but he s-said it was o-okay!!!!!11!!
Rules never changed after he posted that in /qa/, faggot.

>all those years back
>implying OP isn't a newfig

More Sup Forums. Endless Sup Forums until we drive away the spic capeshit autists.

That isn't op
Trust me as he's been complaining about actress threads for years

>those are hilarious though

>Only 2 have over 20 replies and are heading for page 10 and are arguably discussion threads
Looks like self moderation of the user base to not reply to obvious shitposts/botspam.
>inb4 OP starts samefagging those threads to save his fragile autistic little ego

You missed this one for some reason user!!

Snyderfags and Sup Forumsfags are the same anons

this, more blacked threads and whining about darkies in movies

Honestly I'm starting to suspect that screenshot isn't legit.

If he felt that way, it would take five minutes tops to modify the rules.

>implying the best way to trigger elitist shitposters isn't to constantly call the new/reddit
The nigger is a fetalfag.

replace (You)'s with upvotes

It is real(and old) and every board got at least 1 thing they wanted EXCEPT for Sup Forums

kek you're a joke too

Get rid of the damn /got/ threads. They couldn't be more cancerous.

Kike spotted

Can we please have webms with sound?
Also please go back to filtering words as so many anons have mentioned.

>remember when (you)'s went away for two days and everyone lost their shit
Also, great double triples

Every board has this type of thread user.

Can we have a board where these rules are enforced?

Check em

Introduce flags like on Sup Forums, Sup Forums & Sup Forums.

>the first halloween after moot left
>Introduce the new word filters
>sjw filtered to spooky scary skeleton
>cuck filtered to kek
>they reverted them the next day but kept baka desu senpai
Also they did make the word redit a 3 day autoban for like a week and the shitposting dropped dramatically.

Ban non-liberal white people.

>Sup Forums threads deleted
is the board fixed now mr pretender?

>and the shitposting dropped dramatically
Yeah, but then the traffic (especially mobile posters) dropped dramatically
And ad revenue and stuff