Character is drinking beer

>character is drinking beer

>doesn't cringe after a drink

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I don't always want to watch fiction, OP

>cringing after beer
underageb&

>character is drinking whiskey
>"OOOH DATSA SPICY MEATABALL"

>character smokes cigarette
>doesn't cough violently for 3 minutes

>character has a vodka shot
>cringes after drinking it

>character is smoking weed
>doesnt start crying

>character drinks a whole bottle of paint stripper without blinking or flinching
>doesn't immediately start shaking his head and rapidly blinking his eyes after he finishes

takes me right out of it

>man puts his benis in vagina
>doesn't immediately cum and start farting

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>character sits down
>doesn't place a pillow on his lap

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Do actors in drinking scenes EVER use real alcohol?

>virgin has sex for the first time
>ejaculates in under 5 minutes

literally never happens irl

>male character is having sex with the woman on top
>doesn't cringe every time she awkwardly bounces up and down on his cock, bending it painfully

>Male character drinks beer.
>Its light beer

No because you usually have to do lots of takes. Although the filmed Martin Sheen drunk in "Apocalypse Now," but he didn't drink in the scene he had been drinking beforehand because it was his birthday.

>Male character drinks beer.
>Its root beer

>character is over friends house
>cute girl visits
>doesn't hide in the bathroom

This
Cowgirl is a meme

>character is eating meat
>doesn't have suicidal thoughts after realizing what a fucking savage he is for helping the disgusting human race destroy the life in this planet

>Character picks up a gun, it makes a loud cocking sound
>Character moves the gun slightly, makes a loud cocking sound again
>Moves the gun again, it makes another loud cocking sound

>character drinks beer
>doesn't feel ill and ring a taxi to leave early

>character goes to bar
>orders "a beer"

I did this in real life and the bartender just asked me what kind. I repeated "a beer" and he just went to the next customer.

>character's family has people over
>doesn't hide in his room carefully listening to their noises to be prepared for them randomly barging in
>doesn't go without food and water or go to the bathroom until they leave
>doesn't think about how he should have a ladder to be able to sneak out through the window

>Character never pays for their drink

>Cute girl takes off her pants
>Doesn't have a penis

>character goes to college
>gets laid

>character doest stop talking to fart in his hand and sniff it
>doesnt put his hand in other character face "do you like it?"

>character posts on an online forum
>doesn't spent the next 4 hours browsing said forum

>character is out at a cafe/restaurant/bar
>leaves paper money under the glass and exits

>Character makes witty guestbook comment on an albanian kintsugi website
>Doesn't get a single (You)
I know that feel all too well

>main character is male and on his own in public
>doesn't constantly worry that he looks like a rapist or a creep

kek, what is this show

>boy and girl meet at bar
>hey I really like like your dress
>oh why thank you!
>want to get out of here?
>yeah!

>it's a truman makes once again a post-modern pepe thread on Sup Forums after furisouly masturbating to tranny porn episode

>Show

It's a film, a cult film in the UK. Withnail is basically a raging alcoholic.

Someone's put it on Youtube, it's very funny: youtube.com/watch?v=cMXZUjQfCmk

>boy and girl meet at bar
>hi
>smash cut to them having sex

>blocked

thanks anyways

>boy and girl meet in bar
>hi
>girl splashes drink in his face
>a miniature umbrella pokes out his eye and he gets taken to hospital

> character gets cut off at the bar.
> doesn't just walk to the other end to get served by another bartender.

>character makes a clever post in an active thread
>goes to the store
>comes back to find the thread archived with his post last

Oh god I still do this sometimes

>81448515

that's mean
give @81448515 a (you)

>character has girl over
>doesn't run to the closet to watch her in the bathroom through peephole

right

>leave the bottle

>and your other bottle

>Female character accidentally rips a supermassive fart
>Male Character proceeds to BRAAAAP his way towards her
>Cuts to sex scene

I'm doing it right now. Sorta starting to get hungry.

>character orders a drink
>doesn't enjoy it with a cigarette

No :3

>Gimme a cold one
>The bartender immediately starts pouring a drink

>sex scene
>man starts to cum
>little bit of poo doesn't plop onto the bed sheets

>Character lights cigarette way too close to his his drink
>Doesnt burst into flames

>4
normies leave

> Hey Neighbor

>character doesnt try to burn his ass hair crouching over a mirror

>Ancient ruins that was sealed away and never opened for hundrends and thousands of years
>Spider Web's everywhere

Hey

>sex scene
>female character is constipated
>man is about to cum, goes faster
>"user omg stop!"
>female character lays a fatty all over his balls due to internally massaging it through the vag wall

>couple start kissing passionately and undressing
>cut to them smoking cigarettes

>Drunk character exhales after a long drag
>Alcohol in his breath doesn't cause the cigarette to explode in his hand

>Movie is set in a supposed utopia
>None of the girls are traps

>doesnt take a can of antiperspirant to spray his bush for a fast, quick, warm, and aromatic shave

>couple star kissing passionately an undressing
>I pause the scene
>zoom in
>no precum on mans boxers

Immersion = broken

>Character makes a frogpost about post-sex cigarettes
>Doesn't realize they're the best part of the whole thing

>Character has post-sex cigarette so he can look cool
>Coughs a lot, throws up
>Girl laughs at him and tells all her friends

>wasting sacred bodily fluids on some slut that hasn't proven she can give passable head
>not being fully prepared to admonish her and leave swiftly in disgust until such skill is demonstrated

>not loading a fat bubble of methamphetamine to go another round

I never smoked, so I never got this meme, but I seriously doubt that's true.

>character having sex
>guy looks into her eyes
>she doesn't tell him to get off, turns over and switches off the light

>character reads an archived Internet forum

>they're having real conversations and aren't just baneposting the whole time

>not being too poor to afford meth and to share it with a slag
>being a filthy capitalist

same but i never had sex either

Y'know that is an actual excellent point

>Characters Posting in magical board game forum
>doesnt roll a five or eight

What do you think they used thousands of years ago, hermetically sealed pressurised airlocks? Spiders and shit can get in through cracks and whatever, the point is that no humans have gotten in.
Hell most of the time the reason nobody has been in is because nobody has found it, not because it was sealed up or something. Once they find it the front door is usually wide open, so of course spiders can get in

>characters having sex
>they don't pause every 20 seconds for another hit of poppers

>character replies with a wall of scribble
>neglects to read it

watch me

How many times have you lost your virginity? Yeah, that's what I thought.

when I lost mine I was black out drunk, she put an elastic band around my dick and i didn't cum. Woke up in the morning and my dick was purple, went to the doctor now i can't get hard.

heh

underrated

>character is a bum or unemployed
>can afford alcohol or drugs

>white people
>procreating

FFS have some pride, Gustav.

>haha just for laughs

lol
spotted the nu-male

>character takes a piss
>it's clear

Why do movies never portray realistic brown urine?

Dumb frogposters.

if you have this problem, you're having sex with girls who are too heavy.
idc if you say they're not fat, ideal women should not be that heavy. find some lighter girls.

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kek