Next Superman will be black

Next Superman will be black.
Is capeshit finally saved?

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tbqh its retarded he looks human at all

Since Superman's powers are contrary to the laws of physics, science suggests he shouldn't exist

>science suggests that a alien that is not human should work like a human

amazing.

so blacks have more strength in the day time?

Superman is fictional, applying real science to capeshit is fucking retarded. Also superman was created by two old jews so of course they're going to make superman in their own image

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never open a bakery.

And if that's not enough "fuck off Marvel pajeet"

And they'll keep Lois Lane as a white woman, right?

Doesn't dark skin BLOCK OUT the sun's radiation?

they don't have super powers on Krypton, they had a red star

then why do they steal at night

>jews
>white

>forbes
>science

pick one

That doesnt make any fucking sense.

The sunlight would be absorbed into his skin instead of passing through into his body properly.

if anything he should be green

His Kryptonite will be child support.

Pretty shitty logic, what if Super man absorbs the light to give him power below the dermal level?, then dark skin will just absorb and block it from getting to where it counts

shouldnt you Sup Forumsturds be defending that Retard Drumpf.

>superman
>science
ha

I mean, he is the Man of Steal.

Explain why you crave the genitals of african-american males so much

somebody tweet them
@SciForbes
Since Superman is more likely to prevent crime rather than commit crime statistics suggest he should be portrayed as caucasian or asian

>Since Superman's powers are contrary to the laws of physics
>I have no idea how physics work

why do faggots always pretend to be straight?
I think I'm beginning to see why the bible warned us about you freaks.

lmao whoever made this pic doesn't know how to use inspect elements.

t. alt-right "pussy" that can hack you in 10 seconds or less

full battery

but then he would take in less sunlight
indeed, science suggests the most powerful form of superman would be nordic, complete with blonde hair, to take in the most sunlight

And checked

>the yellow sun powers superman
>the sun is actually white

comic book nerds are literally and figuratively retarded

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good

superman is suppose to be an icon of godly physique and we all know its unrealistic for whitebois to have that

Well, dark colors absorb light, whilst light colors reflect it.
So, no.

by this logic shouldn't black people be able to fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes?

>increased melanin is so sunlight can't damage skin as easily

>invulnerable superhero

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>he should have dark skin
>pic is clearly some mixed nigger with 25% white genetics

How self centered can these people be? Just draw him like a fucking African instead.

there has been a black superman for years now they also have an entire black justice league

>black people on krypton

How does he fly with no lift?

>Superman is fictional, applying real science to capeshit is fucking retarded

tell that to zach

>science
>dat nigga can tank a nuke and recover

Fuck you for even drawing attention to Forbes. And we had a black superman already, his name is Steel. Fucking sjw faggots need to read a damn book

>A black object absorbs all wavelengths of light
a little white boi would get sunburnt and need to go inside and put a sun hat and sunblock on.
face it, scientifically, Superman should be black.

superman exists outside normal spacetime goy.

>physics
>exempted from physical laws
Words have meanings, chap

Elaborate?

Dark Skin =/= Nigger

You retards, it would just be a white man with a major suntan

>>A black object absorbs all wavelengths of light

But that could be a bad thing. He could then easily absorb the wavelengths of light that are detrimental to him.

why does krypton hurt superman?

You do realise there is a DC shill tripfag, right? You do realise all the shitposter, Marvel or DC, are fucking shitskins and kids, right?

Every time you go

>f-f-fuck off :(((

you're doing what they want. Next time, don't comment. Nobody replies to the DC tripfag bar himself.

kek

Superman's people evolved under a red sun

Basically racist white people getting offended for minorities thinking they cant self insert or identify with a character unless they look like the same skin color. Black people dont give a fuck what color Superman or Batman are, they just like the character do cool shit

I think he's saying, the image was clearly edited in a program like Photoshop with the wrong font, when it would have been easier to right+click, 'inspect', and just change it yourself.

Pic related

its super radioactive pieces of his planet superman isnt immune to ionizing radiation which is why a nuke can and has fucked him up so can lots of electricity

Correct, but peasants in China and old ladies in southern Europe, for instance, traditionally wear black, and the Tuareg, the nomadic people of the Sahara, favour indigo blue. This is because although light clothes are better at reflecting the sun’s heat, dark clothes are better at radiating the body’s heat. Given that no one born in a hot climate willingly stands in direct sunlight, dark clothing has the edge because it keeps the body cooler when in the shade. Given even a modest breeze, loose black clothes will carry heat away from your body faster than they absorb it.

In the case of a black skinned person, they are more resistant to UV and burn less easily due to skin colour being darker. So it's not actually useful to be black if you get powers from the sun.

Why does Africa weigh on PoC who were stolen from there?

It doesn't even make sense. The whole point of dark skin is to protect against the Sun.

this. whenever I see people complaining about races of characters its SJW's pussywhipped black people and Sup Forums real people white Asian or black couldn't give two shits

all suns are white you fucking retard lol

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black absorbs more sunlight thus making superman more powerful
lrn2science

true but under kryptons atmosphere there sun appears red and give off less non ionizing radiation so they couldnt absorb as much and get as strong

So, why are black people living in colder areas of the world so susceptible to rickets?

What is this bullshit? Political Correctness is fucking cancer...

Why not be really realistic? As long as we're picking nits, what's to say that some alien being from another planet would even be humanoid? What a stupid fucking discussion.

this makes no sense, he's not a human

Actually comic book readers just want good comics. They don't care about anything else. However, they do care about lazy pandering of "Oh X is gay now for some reason" or "Genderswapped Y out of nowhere" or "this guy is now black". It's fine if they're replaced or whatever, but randomly doing it and then doing shit like this irritates people.

With out any real proof most scientist agree that if alien life existed it would be humanoid.

>shouldnt you Sup Forumsturds be defending that Retard Drumpf.
Nobody here supports Trump.
please leave /r/ShirRedditSays

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This is just clickbait nonsense to get people to actually explain science to them and get money.

There was a bunch of what if superman series in the early 2000's. One of them had a black superman who was a dictators of a futuristic place. He was killed by a black superboy.

>"Oh X is gay now for some reason" or "Genderswapped Y out of nowhere" or "this guy is now black"

i gotta give you the gay thing but all the other ones never really happened per se but rather they introduced more characters toting around the same name the biggest being spiderman but they already had 6 different spider men in the same city and the original was still around

Why? There are plenty of life forms on this planet alone that aren't humanoid. That makes no sense.

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>applying real science
its not even real science at all. since superman gets his power from the sun, his skin has to be white to absorb the most light. blacks have black skin to reflect the sunlight, not absorb it. i swear those fucking idiots will ruin everything just to shoehorn niggers

Val-Zod is actually an interesting character
Too bad people will just look at him and go "oo progressive/nigger superman

>Red giants are stars that have exhausted the supply of hydrogen in their cores and have begun thermonuclear fusion of hydrogen in a shell surrounding the core. They have radii tens to hundreds of times larger than that of the Sun. However, their outer envelope is lower in temperature, giving them a reddish-orange hue.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_giant

Also:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_giant
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_dwarf
Etc.

Google "Convergent Evolution". Alien life is likely to be bipedal with bi-symmetry (two eyes, two ears, etc). The reason is for tools. Being a biped also means ease of traversing terrain and stuff like climbing ladders. Imagine a cow trying to climb a ladder.

Aliens likely will be bipeds. Intelligent, sapient and sentient aliens, that is. In terms of aliens in general, they could be fucking anything, but everything humanity can think up they could be will be based on a real life animal. For example, many scientists believe jellyfish type creatures could live in gas giants atmosphere. So on, so forth.

So Superman being a biped makes a lot of sense. The fact he looks human is unlikely, but the limit of the difference would be shit like horns or ridges or markings.

Oh I agree user, and its mostly Marvel doing this shit these days. They fell into a bad habit of doing shock covers and pandering, not realizing that 1st issue sales will only get you so far until you've alienated your biggest consumer base. Hell they had the balls to say it was readers fault for poor sales and for not wanting diversity in comics. They're so far from reality it hurts. People are fine with diversity, but not when you make a trivial spectacle out of it and do half assed writing. People like War Machine, but then they killed him off just to justify fucking Riri

yeah but arent the most intelligent being on this planet capable of space travel humanoid

Light is still white

A red star doesn't produce red sunlight

even black guys at cons wear the classic red and blue
no one and i mean no one likes the dc black version of superman
for fuck sakes, they paired him up with powergirl (fucking assholes), just to get added reflective glory from her onto him.

wrong. youre comparing cloth to skin. thats not how it works. white people have lighter skin because they needed to absorb more vitamin D in the cold climate of europe. black people's skin reflect sunlight to protect themselves from extreme heat of africa.

Miles Morales is a shit character pushed by his autistic creator who throws a shitfit because no one wants to recognize him as THE Spider Man. As is, Miles is fucking nothing of a character, and constantly gets pushed in other books only to one shot bad guys and get his dick rubbed by other characters for no reason

>A red star doesn't produce red sunlight

I quote:
>all suns are white

You (or they) definitely weren't talking about the light output.

>not knowing elementary grade-tier science

Black doesn't reflect more sunlight, retard. Black people aren't black to reflect shit.

>a little white boi would get sunburnt
thats because our skin absorbs more light you dumb fucking nigger, thats the whole fucking point. so thanks for proving him right

Okay? So why would he mutate into a nigger instead of just getting a tan?

hey you stupid faggot, a black person would retain more sunlight making him more powerful.
Are you Donald Drumpf? because there's only one person in the world that can be this fucking stupid, you inbred nigger.

It's obvious they're trying to fix that.

But white skin absorbs the sunlight better.
Dark skin is worse at absorbing the sunlight.

I meant like Thor becoming a woman for no reason. I mean Thor was Thor's name, he doesn't become a God like being, he's still an Asgardian called Thor. Jane whatever her name is called Thor because she picked up the hammer. She gets the POWER of Thor, she isn't Thor. But she is still called Thor who goes off killing people and beating up fucking Odin cause LOL WOMAN.

Why did they do that? Why didn't they do a good run of Valkyrie? A superhero without much in the way of content. If they wanted more black characters, why not do a proper run of Bishop? Instead they invent a 15 year old MIT super genius girl who's replacing Stark as Iron Man.

It's insulting to the readers. Why change something just for the sake of it? Why not create better comics of introduced characters who happen to be the skin colour you want.

But no, do this then call your readers RAYSSISS AND SEXIST because they didn't buy your comics. Not because there were blacks gays or women, but because they're poorly drawn with terrible writing. These fuckers outright copy and pasted fucking Warhammer 40k figures and passed them off as their own designs. They copied fucking MEMES for christ sake to avoid drawing. Tracing and general fuckery.

It's insulting. Especially when they kill the interesting bits of characters. Fucking Mister Fantastic is the smartest guy in the Marvel universe yet he couldn't cure Hulk. Then boom, some Chink appears and does it but uh-oh he becomes Hulk! Fuck Bruce Banner :^)

then why the fuck are we told non-stop that super-heroes need to be minorities

yeah they are you dumb fuck. their skin is that way to prevent them from absorbing too much sunlight. you better go back to 3rd grade you fucking retard

>"science suggests he should have dark skin

He should also fly around naked.

did I say miles was good did I say bendis was mentally healthy NO I said miles being around doesnt actually effect the original spider-man in the current run miles has been around twice and both times it was so we can see tony and pete interact if you didnt want to see miles you wouldnt have to besides in shitty events written by bendis himself other than that miles is only in his book and an occasional cross over or cameo

Black skin is worse at absorbing sunlight, though. Black skinned people living in climates with little sun are more prone to vitamin D deficiency for example.
White people absorb the sunlight better, hence why we need less sunlight to produce vitamin D while blacks need more sunlight.

I don't know who is baiting who itt

SUPERMAN WAS A GOOD BOY HE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN WRONG