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I am Taiwanese
幹你娘
Source?
>帅哥
这里为什么没人吗
怎么了大家睡觉了吗
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English Title: The Innocent Daughter's Drug Addicted Whore Life
他们一忽儿就来了。请待机.
Oook? so what!
好吧我等等啊
你是native chinese speaker 吗?
你们妈妈很好
我是白色美国男人。如果我去上海,我在俱乐部可以听这种音乐吗?
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you'll prob just hear this crap
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>说唱
美国白人都听垃圾。haha
对,可是我感觉俱乐部不会播放这个 xd
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How do I know my gf isn't cheating on me?
check her phone
boundaries man
天气转凉,大家记得多喝热水!
i know it's shitty but it's the easiest way to find out
Bump
Anybody here ever successfully make two young Chinese qt3.14s fight over you? How did you feel during that moment。。。?
It felt good...
我有个朋友
一位女生为了追他,把校服脱掉
幸福真的是
这是中国传统中医文化最精华的秘密,不能泄露给蛮夷人
女生几分?
在全班的面前帮她校服脱掉 wow~ ⊙o⊙
>為甚麽
>嗎
I don't think you need that 嗎, bro.
Pull the trigger, kill a ....?
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Best leader China had in decades.
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Weebs kill yourself
>ywn live in a racially homogenous country with conservative women in the middle of an economic boom
I'll give you the economic boom, but...
>racially homogeneous
>conservative women
are you sure about that?
He was clearly talking about Chiner
China is racially homogenous (91.9% Han, remaining are minorities that have been there for a long time), and the women are much more conservative than Swedish, for example.
>sweden
>economic boom
topkek
we are neither of the three
>tfw I read ywn as tfw
why- 为什么
oh shit u meant the ma at the end, ur right my mistake
hot
indeed
Shalom.
Do you still have wedding dance like this in Jewland? How common is this?
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Em, you can't post stuff like that on blue boards...
Hello /sino/ did anyone compliment your Chinese today?
I don't want no trouble.
Stop posting naked cartoons
Ppl will think I'm a perv
And a loser weeaboo perv, for that matter
No
On the contraty; my teacher said that I suck with tones and should kys myself self
If you are the Brazil I'm thinking of your mandarin is quite good tho
You seem to really care what other people think of you. Good.
不是,我的中文说能不很好。
但是,今天我读三水浒传的叶。
真的我不會說中國話
中文的音都很難說
。。。虽然我也不是聰明的人。。。
And it took me five minutes to write these 3 lines. Fuck my life.
How did you even took that long
Are you using some handwriting pad to write chinese?
Your Chinese writing is better than this AnonWriting/Reading skills are more important than Speaking in Chinese.
CCP should mandate a law where hanfu for Han woman is mandatory.
No, I'm just dumb and the grammar confuses me.
Although I also think writing is more important I also want to be able to make myself understood through speech. Being basically tone deaf this is very hard, tho.
What does this song say roughly?
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没事做
跟我下一排棋?
It's fkin 3am almost go to fkin sleep
Yea, but over in China it's 5:36 PM. Prime time people start getting off work.
There are like only 2 chinese here, go to some chinese board and ask them to play with ya
斑马,斑马 你不要睡着啦
>zebra, zebra don't you fall asleep
再给我看看你受伤的尾巴
>let me see your harmed tail
我不想去触碰你伤口的疤
>i dont want to touch your scar
我只想掀起你的头发
>i just want to flip over your hair
斑马,斑马 你回到了你的家
>zebra zebra you returned to your home
可我浪费着我寒冷的年华
>but im still wasting my cold life
你的城市没有一扇门为我打开啊
>your city never opened a door for me
我终究还要回到路上
>after all i have to return to the roads
斑马,斑马,你来自南方的红色啊
>zebra zebra you are from the southern red
是否也是个动人的故事啊
>is that also an interesting story
你隔壁的戏子如果不能留下
>if your neighbor xizi(?) cant stay
谁会和你睡到天亮
>who's gonna sleep with you till the sunrise
斑马,斑马 你还记得我吗
>zebra zebra can you still remember me
我是只会歌唱的傻瓜
>im just a dumbass who can sing
斑马,斑马 你睡吧睡吧
>zebra zebra you can sleep
我会背上吉他离开北方
>i'm going to carry the guitar and leave the north
斑马,斑马 你还记得我吗
>zebra zebra do you still remember me
我是强说着忧愁的孩子啊
>im just a depressed kid (?)
斑马,斑马 你睡吧睡吧
>zebra zebra you can sleep
我把你的青草带回故乡
>im going to carry your grass back home
斑马,斑马 你不要睡着啦
>zebra zebra don't fall asleep
我只是个匆忙的旅人啊
>im just a busy traveler
斑马,斑马 你睡吧睡吧
>zebra zebra you can sleep
我要卖掉我的房子
>im going to sell my house
浪迹天涯
>wander the world
Something like this
what a gay song
Wow thanks a lot for taking the time to translate it dude!! Thanks!
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Great Finnish music.
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That was depressed finn, now this is powerful finn!
good stuff
>go to any scenic spot in Hangzhou
>At least 5 women 8 wedding dresses having their photo taken
Reee stop running my shot
you visited qingdao yet?
What's good there?
Why do taxi drivers have thick as fuck accents? Do they adopt it when they become one?
Nothing really, people visit the old town for the German stuff and Laoshan for the daoist stuff. Other than that? Beer and food.
meant for
>Dating chinky gf from interpals
>we meet and turn it into a IRL thing
>While dating her she makes a quite obviously fake account with a 9/10 and starts bombarding me with messages
>keeps trying to catfish me like this for a month
>Decide to get the fuck out of there
and that was my only experience with the yellow side of things
>nigs have brown nipples
>pigskins have pink nipples
>chinks have yellow nipples
Is this true
fack feck fick
No dear macaco
You should just take a look at jav nipples, as japanese is quite similar to chinese
They're closely related to where they live in and usually ones who lived in that area for long
Or s/he's just uneducated
看起来很好吃!!
Good taste! Tengri is also Chinese now.
for you taiwan-kun
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>PLA otaku "soldiers" think they could fight real men
>every Chinese man's fantasy
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kek
I'd say chinks fairly often have brown nipples as well
>Am missing my big toe nails
>Tfw will never get a foot message
my vpn works relatively well at the moment, I'm trying too hard listening to music or browse latest dojin, it's as if I'm performing some kind of religious ritual
Why not just use Tor? Works relatively fast and reliably.
why does china make it so impossible for foreigners to become citizens? seems retarded
Why do western countries make it so easy?
>wanting to be a Chinese citizen
to attract the best and brightest talents around the world
>tfw not eating a mountain of lobster with a bunch of Chinese qts around me
hey /sino/, which book should I buy?
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You need to be in good state to attract bright talents
I'd say some places in china would be nice but the image of china won't be that attractive towards educated people. I mean, chinese themselves try to get to some other cunt
If china just decided to get some immigrants, china will be like guangdong or hk attracting niggers and pooinloos with absolutely no positive impact
I think this documentary is relatively nice, I'll just leave it here, for anyone is interested in doing business.
holy fuck meme50 needs to die asap
>Yiwu
>2017
Only newbies go there. the real deal is to go and order directly from the factories. ignore the middleman, ignore the trader.
Peru?When will you have your own factory? Peru?
the german notebook guy comes off like a major asshole
brit guy is just sexpat living large with his peasant wife and daughter
how would peru live under such conditions? a brown man has no place in china.
Am I really that special?
fuck phone from office and cellphone are under surveillance again.