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Childhood faps

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I only fap to quads

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>I only fap to quads
>3332
Imagine being this guy

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Elastigirl

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brap

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I wanted to to ride my teen dick.

ive seen this about a thousand times and have never been able to read it all the way through

Every time it needs to get posted.

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Patrician

Same, I just read it for the first time all the way through.
All that matters is the DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??

>Implying I don't fap to Poison to this day

The 80s were rough.

Kimberly

Do you have ADHD?

Traci

yep

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this scene

she was a cutie

This, I very quickly jerked off to these commercials every weekend

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Brooke Burke

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Heidi Lucas from Salute Your Shorts

i legitimately only remember the males from that show, that chick from hey dude! that was in zoolander tho

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Came to this thread to give you my (You)

I've seen that pic and the associated meme hundreds of times but I've only just now realized how funny the pic itself is.

So many times.

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stole my sister's copy of "teen steam" way back when

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fapped to this clip the other day desu

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More like first boner, but yeah.

Guilty as charged.

There was one interview in particular that I remember. Really cute blond chick who seemed hesitant. All I remember is she said "you see em?" when she showed her tits. Ended with a split second clip of her looking like she was either getting fucked or masturbating Been wanting to watch that one, but I can't fucking remember what volume it was.

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Kim catrell fucking the paperboy.

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still fap to brooke burke every now and then

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god damn that bitch can dance. The way she moves is so seductive

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I thought I was the only one...thank you user

this makes for a tasteful adult fap

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EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

#2

and #3

This jewess had me hypnotized.

winnie got hotter by a lot

topenga was more crushworthy than faps

damn, me too
And I was always feeling weird of being attracted for such a bizarre looking woman

Had this exact fuckin poster over my bed, along with like 3 other BB posters. 12 y/o me gave no fucks and fapped to those posters every chance I got. Thinking back on it I wonder why the hell my parents bought me those posters. I guess it was better for them than having a fag son.

That voice makes me diamonds.

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Circa 1998 I used to fap to her like 3, 4 times a day

>Childhood faps

Got my fetish for massive fake tits from these late night phone sex infomercials that would run here in canada from like 1-4am on certain channels.

Just nonstop video of chicks with massive fake tits in bikinis walking on beaches being massive cockteases trying to get guys to call the number.

>"user, why do you look so tired? Where you up all night again?"

>this thread

Mmmm Torrie Wilson. Also, Stacy Keibler

I used to watch this show to fap to the brunette

I never understand how SJP is so hot in this show, but actually is.

Ok, Im quite likely the only one for this scene..ready? down and out in beverly hills(1986) that scene where jerry(nolte) bangs dave's wife Barbara(Midler), is perhaps among my firsts

forgot pic, this scene right here, anyone else?

The screaming was the real turn on.

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>That split second where the image stabilizes you see a titty and the audio clears up to a lady moan.

Jesus, her face is fucked

It's a shame there's no webm of this.

never heard of it

so many times

This scene and like 5 others from this film.

Especially that park scene, made my 14yo dick diamonds.

>tfw could never find the video about some blond chick with short hair on all fours on the bed

My first was Cameron Diaz in The Mask.

She was easily the hottest at the movie about three witches.

MMMMMMMM

That's not very high praise considering the competition in that was Bette Midler and Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill fyi).

I meant that she was at her hottest during that movie.

indeed
I'm downloading the movie here, with luck I can make it tonight

the 80s PG-13

thats not how you cover your tits

I liked the sister from the first Critters better. Great tits though. I think my favorite 80s tits were either the girl from the beginning of Lethal Weapon, or Linda Hamilton from The Terminator.

I loved the random nude woman with the huge its in Commando

She/He/It wasn't trying to cover the tits, there was a staple in the middle of the pinup magazine the shapeshifter accidentally used as a reference so they had to pull an accidental sternum piercing out.