Be me

>Be me
>go on date with girl for the first time
>really, really excited
>think about t for days
>day finally comes
>dress well
>brush teeth twice
>we meet
>can’t keep a conversation
>she becomes uninterested
>she says she has to go
>haven’t heard from her since
I don’t know if I can go on Sup Forums. I don’t think I can stand being alone anymore.

>Be me
>go on date with a Japanese exchange student for the first time
>really, really excited
>think about t for days
>day finally comes
>dress well
>brush teeth twice
>we meet
>be a gentleman towards her the whole afternoon
>after we eat she asks me, "you want to fuck?"
>she motion bangs her hips at me and smiles coyly
>i am caught off guard and start stammering incoherently
>she becomes uninterested
>says she has to go
>haven’t heard from her since

>never went on a date because you know you'll fuck it up
Can't have a nightmare if you never dream

>on Japanese class
>meet this qt girl
>share similar tastes
>fun and likes to hang around
>sit together in class and talk about games
>decide I should ask her out one day
>go to class one day
>she's with some dude
>looks like your typical chad
>worry.jpg
>figure he must be a friend, or a relative
>hey user! this is my boyfr-
>れえええええええええええ
>iend
>やめろおおおおおおおお

>Be me
>go on date with girl
>really, really excited
>think about t for days
>day finally comes
>dress well
>brush teeth
>we meet
>match made in heaven
>we make out in the car
>try to fugg her
>she says she has to be home early
>take her home
>keep messaging like mad
>go out with her again
>fuck her, shits cash
>fallingforher like a dumb shit
>keep texting her
>schedules are a bitch
>ask her out on the weekend
>Saturday she has some family thing
>tell her today, she says maybe
>ask her what time should I pick her up
>seen.jpg
>call her
>she doesn't pick up
>next days she just answers with 1 word
wtf I literally did nothing wrong

My life

Is this real?

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Living in a country with a reputation for being not autistic with birds really makes to worse

how can you not keep a conversation

it takes like just the slightest bit of effort

are you retarded?

France is a pretty normie country as well so I can understand