Be me

>Be me
>go on date with girl for the first time
>really, really excited
>think about t for days
>day finally comes
>dress well
>brush teeth twice
>we meet
>can’t keep a conversation
>she becomes uninterested
>she says she has to go
>haven’t heard from her since
I don’t know if I can go on Sup Forums. I don’t think I can stand being alone anymore.

>Be me
>go on date with a Japanese exchange student for the first time
>really, really excited
>think about t for days
>day finally comes
>dress well
>brush teeth twice
>we meet
>be a gentleman towards her the whole afternoon
>after we eat she asks me, "you want to fuck?"
>she motion bangs her hips at me and smiles coyly
>i am caught off guard and start stammering incoherently
>she becomes uninterested
>says she has to go
>haven’t heard from her since

>never went on a date because you know you'll fuck it up
Can't have a nightmare if you never dream

>on Japanese class
>meet this qt girl
>share similar tastes
>fun and likes to hang around
>sit together in class and talk about games
>decide I should ask her out one day
>go to class one day
>she's with some dude
>looks like your typical chad
>worry.jpg
>figure he must be a friend, or a relative
>hey user! this is my boyfr-
>れえええええええええええ
>iend
>やめろおおおおおおおお

>Be me
>go on date with girl
>really, really excited
>think about t for days
>day finally comes
>dress well
>brush teeth
>we meet
>match made in heaven
>we make out in the car
>try to fugg her
>she says she has to be home early
>take her home
>keep messaging like mad
>go out with her again
>fuck her, shits cash
>fallingforher like a dumb shit
>keep texting her
>schedules are a bitch
>ask her out on the weekend
>Saturday she has some family thing
>tell her today, she says maybe
>ask her what time should I pick her up
>seen.jpg
>call her
>she doesn't pick up
>next days she just answers with 1 word
wtf I literally did nothing wrong

My life

Is this real?

(# ﾟДﾟ)

Living in a country with a reputation for being not autistic with birds really makes to worse

how can you not keep a conversation

it takes like just the slightest bit of effort

are you retarded?

France is a pretty normie country as well so I can understand

if you are ugly its hard to keep girls interested. Chad can talk about his watery shit and girls will eat up his every word

get another one. effing japs all look the same anyways

>wtf I literally did nothing wrong
ha you and Hitler both Jose

>she doesnt play vidya
>doesnt watch anime
>doesnt watch porn

What the fuck am i supposed to talk with her about?

most people would rather at least keep the conversation going and bring the date to a respectable end rather than fall into silence and bail, even if they aren't interested.

non-Jewish girls aren't impressed by lies about your bank account Schlomo

You stupid jew can't understand that if you don't do anything of your days you simply don't have any topic of discussion, in that case what can you talk about? give examples

>be me
>afraid of girls
>spill spaghetti whenever I talk to them
>become trap
>now completley ambivalent towards girls
>now spill spaghetti whenever I talk to guys
I feel like I’ve been cheated. I’ve gained nothing and lost nothing.

jesus fuck i dunno ask her about her life or some shit. encourage her to talk and share and you'll probably think of things to add to the conversation as it goes along.

Lesson learned : the less you care the better you do.

You watch movies? Ever traveled? Have any friends? Hate the same stuff she does? Pets?There's billions of things you can talk besides work and school
N-no Hitler no es h-here

Being mentally ill, I think I've given up on trying to love anyone and even then, people who are interested in me get turned off when they find out how I really am. For now, I'm only focussing on my studies and getting fit. I guess once I'm older, like 30 or so, I'll start looking for marriage.

>be me
>go on date with boy for the first time
>really, really excited
>think about t for days
>day finally comes
>dress well in stockings and a garter belt beneath my skirt
>brush teeth twice
>insert buttplug into my boipucci
>we meet
>he's not interested in restraining and roughly using me like the worthless cock slut I am
>I become uninterested
>I say I have to go
Why is life like this?

You know how girls love to travel. Use the stuff you know from Sup Forums and talk about foreign countries and how you want, or pretend, to see them

>"y-you know how everyone is a subhuman"
>"haha brazilians eat monkeys"
>"may I interest you in the tale of karaboga"
>"Would you like to know why Americans shit in their pants"
>"why are you leaving"

Kek

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VERY suspicious quote Ivan
Can't quite recall where it's from hmm

quality post

What's the tale of karaboga?

> she's not interested in the epic of Kara Boğa
What did you see in her?

it's a start, you'll do better next time and better the time after.
If you have trouble with keeping a conversation, ask her questions about herself, and reply with questions

>Be m
>go on a date with a Korean girl for the 154485464454th time
>really, really excited she looks like a 9
>day finally comes
>dress well
>brush teeth and tongue cause I know teeth doesn't really matter for the smell
>put perfum honhon
>she is more like a 7
>She is very boring but I manage to keep a conversation and make her laugh
>She becomes interested
>We drink we go to club we drink again we go to club again
>Get the kissu
>she is very shy and don't want more
>tfw too lazy to message her again to try bang her
>new cute girl talking to me and she has lots of conversation
>hm will see !

One day maybe it will be y-bwahaha jk XD

I agree with the jew

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Yeah

>"what kind of music are you into?"
>"did you watch any good show/movies lately?"
>"have you always lived in [city you're in right now]" or "where are you from?"
just ask the most generic shit and an actual good conversation can come from it. I don't know if she's not very talkative either fuck her just leave and have sex with a men.

>girls idea of a conversation is being interviewed with basic questions and replying with one word answers
>if you can't keep the questions up the conversation dies and you seem like the bad conversationalist

>complex jokes, sarcasm, or irony upset them

women really are shit

>listen to the most obscure neurofunk/techstep
>watch the most obscure russian movies
We have so much in common!

if it turns out she actually is into the same kind of genres you could introduce her to some shit you like.

women aren't flexible or interested enough to actual care about anything like that and it just means the last guy fucking them got them into that stuff. So you have more in common with their ex than them

I thought it was common knowledge that girls only listen to rihanna/shakira/bruno mars so what I listed was my own taste

I just meant if you were speaking to a girl with those sorts of interests, I've met some girls into "art-house" films, and inevitably it's something they have a poor understanding of and someone else got them into it

just date traps desu

I'm with the jew, then ask her questions about her life you autistic fuck. No wonder half of you are virgins.


Girls fall for liars or big bank accounts all the time. Go outside more ivan.