Why arent you gay yet?

why arent you gay yet?
>no womanshit to deal with
>no risk of getting pregnant
>no risk of her calling rape after you 2 fuck when drunk
>play videogames or watch men movies together with your new fuckbro after youve had a nice hard fuck
>you both know how guys minds work so you can do shit with each other to get maximum cums

>dont like anal
>risk of std's
>like monogamy

Considering I can't get a great I'm closer to asexual than homosex

Because women are the best thing in the world. Have you ever held a woman's little arms while she looked up at you? Kissed her and felt her teeth scrape your lips because she couldn't keep from smiling? Smelled her hair and grabbed the soft, smooth skin of her thighs?

Gay people aren't morally wrong, they just have terrible fucking taste. Get it together.

Homosexuality is a shameful, self satiating condition that puts pleasures of the flesh over the intrinsic role of man in nature. It's weakness and moral corruption incarnate, found only in stagnate civilizations wallowing in a pit of their own opulence without any true purpose

homosex is best sex!

Sorry but I'm a straight guy that only fucks girls with feminine penises

>aids
>vapid feminine homosexual culture
>your name dies with you
>persecuted literally everywhere for good reasons

Why aren't you straight? It's a choice

Kill yourself you disgusting degenerate.

Bisexual master race reporting in.
Imagine actually limiting yourself to half the population lmfao

Is.....isn't this board about tv and movies?

Also makes teenshit actually fun to watch. The amount of fanservice is just staggering

>Gays recruiting again.
Why are gays always hitting on straights. Is it because you're afraid of being rejected by actual gays, so you go after unattainable so you can say to yourself "it's because he's straight that he rejected me" and not "he rejected me because I'm a fat, manlet, homely variety of homo"?

It's mostly because there's a lot of feminine faggots out there and straight guys are the only ones who act like actual guys anymore.
It's really fucking rare to find a "straight acting" (aka not a flaming faggot) gay dude.

i quite like being gay

hetero romantic culture is fucked up - stuff like how the guy ALWAYS has to approach the girl is bullshit

i like being able to go to a club and both be approached by guys and get to approach guys i like myself

plus finding a dude to fuck, play vidya and split a pizza with on short notice is a lot easier than fnding a woman to.

lemme suck your dick :d

I wish I was gay...

>tfw no qt bf to rest your dick in while you both play Halo

When 97% of the population are straight it makes sense that often you will have the bad luck to fall for a straight guy

wish granted user.

your problem is nobody of either gender wants you.

When I was younger and naive I thought homosexuality was okay, but the older I get it really does seem to be disgusting and antisocial. Gays really should not be encouraged. I understand that many of them are this way because of pedophiliac sexual abuse, but it should be looked at as tragic, not glorified.

Theres no reason to be gay.

Because I can do that by being me.
>Never had sex before
>Never been on a date
>Fat and live with my parents

95% of people doing my uni course are men
so 1 good reason is that theres a lot more dick around me than there is vagina

Except that sex mixing is an abomination.

Uh, my condolences I guess.

Take all the shitty personality qualities of women, and stick them into a physical body with none of the redeeming physical beauty, and the result is a gay man.

Homosexuality is retarded.

>engineering or IT

nah man im having a lot of fun

and a lot of sex too

>be bisexual
>get rejected twice as much

The only way that would work is if it was with an ultra effeminate, androgynous girly boy, and seeing as how people who fall into that category are both arguably MORE emotionally unstable and in higher demand than a woman of equal attractiveness, it's kind of a pointless pursuit.

my problem with being gay is you can find attractive women everywhere you look but there are only like 2 attractive men on the planet and neither of them are fags

Excellent porn taste, friend