Be europeen

>be europeen
>wake up
>prepare your wife and her boyfriend Ahmed their daily breakfast in bed
>get Ahmed Jr and Fatima ready for their welfare lessons at school
>smash back a quick breakfast of mealworms
>shit you’re late, Mr Schmoinkelstein will be mad
>run to the train
>get stabbed to death

Do Europeans really do this? wow

High protein snack, which is a pretty great idea all things considered. Wonder what they taste like.
It would be rather hard to overcome the psychological aspect but insects can be a damn good source of protein.

>be australian
>wake up
>rub some marmite on an emus leg and quickly devour it
>apologize to the aboriginal family next door for being a colonialist pig on my way to my electric "climate neutral" ute
>go to work
>5 hour diversity course taught by mr kim jong ding
>shit, that emu leg wrecked havoc on my old tum tum
>shart my pants
>get fired for a microagression

Sweden YES

>be australian
>wake up
>prepare your wife and her emu boyfriend Mgomku their daily breakfast in bed
>get Mgomku Jr. a quick breakfast of funnel web spiders
>shit you're late. Mr. Noonga Doonga will be mad
>run to the ute
>get killed by a passing fire tornado

some parts of western europe maybe

>be swedish

>be Australian
>dies from monster insect attack.
>and a muslim guy fucks his wife later.

Easiest way to describe it would be small crispy pieces of chicken, but that's only because chicken is pretty tasteless.
Havent had mealworms though, but Id guess they are meatier than fried grasshoppers that you can buy in bags.

lads i'm getting shot right at this very moment

>be Australian
>wake up
>prepare your wife and her boyfriend Xiang their daily breakfast in bed
>get her son Huang ready for school
>scarf down a quick meal of Vegemite on toast
>shit, you're late for work
>run to the train
>get bitten by poisonous spiders
>step on a bulldog ant
>get bitten
>die

Wrong. The Asian "man" is incapable of entering into a relationship with the women of a superior race such as the whites. All the Asian "man" is good for is to be a cum bag for white cock whenever his white master feels like dumping his cum inside him.
The Asian "man" should be prevented from procreating. Asian "dicks" should just be locked in chastity cages and transformed into little boy-clits, only allowed to leak when a big dick is buried deep inside the Asian "man"'s male pussy.

>Be Australian
>get capital punishment

Jesus Christ, someones projecting their cuck fantasies

oh fugg :DDD

br*tish singaporean OUT

I'm Chinese and those are not my cuck fantasies, those are just my regular fantasies. I have accepted the reality that I'm just a cock sleeve for the white man.
I am not British. To call me that would be to insult my British imperialist masters. They shouldn't be compared to such a shameless cock slut as I.

Damnit Singapore can't you just be a normal poster, I can't even scroll threads
without seeing talk about cocks.

I just can't stop thinking about them. Most of the time I only post about cocks in lewd threads but for the past two days I've been craving for cock like crazy.

>be Australian
>wake up at 3am for the 4am early train to the city
>rock up at 3:50, punch a few cones in the public toilet before the train arrives at 4:15
>fall asleep on train, get woken up by meth head getting into fight with the train door
>get to work at 7:30, the Asian intern has already been there since 5am, unpaid
>lunchtime hits, the dial has been climbing beyond 30 degrees since 9am
>wring out business jacket before heading to maccas - air conditioning is sexist
>spend $23 on a coffee before heading back to work early
>boss calls you a lazy cunt, hits you up for overtime
>finish at 7pm in time to make it for the delayed 5pm express train home
>spend $70 bucks on a six pack for the way home
>rail police pull you up for not having a ticket, bribe him with your last two beer
>pull rent money out of the ATM at the traino, local Leb kids take 10% tithe at knifepoint
>get home to watch latest Game of Thrones episode
>fuck yeah, 360p and only four days to download
>bogans next door overload the grid with their homemade hydroponic set up, blackout
>go to sleep, wake up to find rental prices increased to 80% of paycheck
>flatmates left the door unlocked, Skippy's chewing up the last of the winnie blues, cheeky cunt
>kick the cunt out, go back to bed
>9am Saturday, neighbours have started drinking
>unemployed, 8 kids and brand new commodore
>call the cops and get arrested for being antisocial
>search my computer and find a Studio Ghibli movie
>get charged with possession of child pornography, claim to be Muslim and charges are dropped
>spend the rest of the weekend masturbating to VHS recordings of Aerobics Oz Style
>get to work Monday morning, company has been shipped offshore to India
>replaced by 24/7 female only gym
>no work, no income
>sign up for the dole, claim aboriginal heritage
>given cheap housing, higher income
>spend the rest of my days drinking goon at the local Woolworths carpark
>got a dollar, white cunt?
>Straya

this post gave me depression

Life in Australia is pretty fucking depressive.

Should I move to Australia to be someone's pet and bottom? I can cheer him up after a hard day with my tongue and boipucci.

Kill yourself faggot.

this sounds like you had a nightmare m8, apart from masturbating to aerobics

nvm that's depressing too

Yes master

Let me guess, you were born into a middle or upper middle class family and have had everything handed to you in life? Piss off.

Aren't there any white gigolo in Geylang or something for you to vent?

Illegal here and I'm in the middle of my A levels.

bit of projection

no I was actually born to a single mum (dad left when my mum was pregnant) and I lived in a house with my grandparents, uncle and auntie for the first 8 years of my life, and didn't have the shit all the other kids did and I was lucky that I had food and clothes etc

I was not well off at all until now due to my based mum working hard so kill yourself you exaggerating fuck

Sounds exciting, life here is so boring.