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>Clowns aren't sca-

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Henry Cavill plays a clown?

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HE LOOKS LIKE A GU-RILL BRUSH

Who is that? Can I get a quick rundown?

LMAO DUDE LETS PAINT HIS MOUTH GOING UP THROUGH HIS EYES SO SCARY LMAO HIGH FIVE BRO

The bowl movement that saved Europe

Can this stupid meme about clowns being scary die?
We get it, they're horribly outdated. Do you go to a renaissance fair and roll on the ground screaming?

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I do, but I'm playing a character.

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WAH AH AH AH

>Let's do the worst cast possible for a follow-up of to the movie that Bruce Lee's son died in.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That..That is actually significantly creepier than the actual image and actor.

Reminds me of the bad guy from The Incredibles

ry.

Look up pictures of actual clowns. Not "crazy murderer" clowns that juggalos and all around stupid people love so much but real clowns whose job is to be funny and entertain children. They aren't scary.

>his smile goes through his eyes
DAMAGED

This is all I can see every fucking time

Imagine being one of those kids and then later you're watching some gay porn and when the bottom dude gapes his b hole, Pennywise pokes his goofy balding head out and he chuckles at you before the top dude pops his dick back in.

....are you alright man?

>then later you're watching some gay porn
Why?

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SCRAMBLED EGGS ALL OVER MY FACE

WHAT -IS- A BOY TO DO?

To be fair Wicked Prayer was like the 4th or 5th Crow movie they made. and they were getting a little worse each time.

Jesup ducking christ

is he, dare I say, floating?

saved mah nigga

delet this or face the consequences

I'll see this, but only because Froggo's in it.

BRAAAAPP

>follow me in the tube and i make u mod

lol

give me the gestalt

is it a comedy?

or is it cause we're old now that horror isnt scary? like scream scared me as a kid but now its stupid

There are no clowns at the ren faire, dumbfuck.

>can hear the echo in the pipe in my head

What are you doing?

What chapter does Pennywise stomp a toddler through a toilet or some shit? I saw someone mention it a few weeks ago.

>that chapter where Pennywise makes the toddler bite the curb

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

is it true he screams lewd things at beverly? even if we cant see the gangbang i'd settle for some nice dirty talk

Seeing this movie, but only because Froggo's in it.

It's only mentioned in passing when the losers are adults and mike is talking about victims

Later on Eddie is being chased and trips over a kid on a trike who would grow up to father a son who would be drowned in a toilet when a shape rose out of it

I think the chapter is called "Eddie's bad break"

>tfw to intelligent to kill kids

same. froggo a cute.

DU

DU HAST

IT is actually a big spider

this is not a spoiler, we've known this for decades

how is a clown scarier than a big spider

JUST
ONE
FIX
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He drowns the kid and eats some of him, but it's only described by Mike through police reports

His real form is bright light, they show it once in the original movie, but then say his "true form" is a spider

OOOOOOOOOH AH AH AH
GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

He is actually just some lights

H-HE'S FAST!!

you still have feelings left from the orgy :(

you can really tell this '''story''' was written by a cokehead buffoon

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A huge spider couldn't move under it's own weight, whereas a clown can catch you and it WILL rape you.

>A huge spider couldn't move under it's own weight

woah, have you noticed any other unrealistic things in movies?

OK fuck off with the clowns are scary meme,it's just make up and why would anyone be scared in this situation?
1.I have the high ground you stupid fuck,try and climb up here and I will stomp your head in
2.KEK you are in a sewer and covered in shit are,are you having fun down there?

pic related is way more scary

Don't forget he wrote an entire chapter on beverly watching the bullies lighting their farts on fire

If I see that fucking clown one more time

Actually scarier than the original

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>hey how about we don't go play in sewers cause we're not gross retards?
>yeah
>THE END

it really is a dumb set-up when you think about,did american kids play in sewers before TMNT?

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*screams in clown*

The north was a mistake

>Gaaaah! Neeeeggaaaaah!

Can someone replace 'books' with 'cunny' pls?

I AM THE FIRE STARTER

TWISTED FIRE STARTER

When the whippoorwill
Whippoors with the wind,
The wind can whippoor back,
Oh, nice and chubby bay-bee!

MASTER OF PUPPETS ARE PULLING YOUR STRINGS

Kek

Who thought this retard actually looked scary?

looks like a meme movie, taylor made for reddit

I hope the trailer was just a shitty edit and this turns out to be a fantastic horror flick. I don't think that'll happen but man it'd be nice.

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Who's Taylor?

N-NANI?!?

only white people are scared of clowns lol

kek

how the fuck is he standing? or is he floating?

he looks kinda cute

holy fuckkk. I just spat my milk all over my desk. Dammit user

they all float

I hate how modern cinema thinks that 'young and quirky bad guys' are a good idea. That's literally a child and it's not scary.

I disagree but see where you're coming from

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He looks like a citizen of Whoville.

fugg

>is he floating?
What do you fucking think?

He's not floating he's levitating. Yes there's a difference.

isn't levitating like floating in air?

I'm not much of a photoshopman, but damn.

He looks a million times better with just plain makeup.

What were they thinking?

Give me the basic rundown on this guy

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CLOWN ONE MORE TIME...

DA DAS IST MEIN TEIL (nein)

>IT TOOK YOU, TO MAKE ME REALIZE

>IT TOOK YOU, TO MAKE ME REALIZE