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Didn't realise we were actually full of sincere retards edition

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gallipoli, lads

what do you think?

wank willy poo bum

unlimited phone data is decadent

digits

my thread on Sup Forums just got deleted

>decadent

Lauren Southern's bumhole

the eternal bruce deserved what he got

Turks didn't go far enough

the rich shouldnt be taxed because they will just leave plus I might be rich someday :) immigrants are the problem not the rich

sorry mate, didn't know you needed them

Anyone tell me what accent is this?
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>the rich shouldnt be taxed because they will just leave
false
>I might be rich someday :)
false
>immigrants are the problem not the rich
true

is she jewish

asking an expert here

actually is quite an achievement since Sup Forums is almost exclusively shitposting

no

it wasn't even that bad I think it just got deleted for including jonah hill in the op

Why is it all fat pakis who wear those binbags always have that distinctive fat waddle when they walk

any other eshay man in

insha'allah
the Rich should be dragged out into the streets, buried up to their necks, and pelted with copies of Das Capital for the crime of having more money than I do

sick of the disgusting racism that Irish posters have to face in /brit/
leave our brothers alone

would batter any of you with ease

Anyone who goes to war deserves what they get imo

good post

Currently on my legally required 30minutes respite from toil

howling at the insha'allah bit

not our fault aussies are soft cunts

based bruce man

i've been reading henry kissinger's new book, world order

very interesting, lads

>nigel travels to vietnam
>haha I'll make a funny post on 4chin with the flag xd
go hiking

british betrayal

just got a call from an Anguilla number
Optus must be selling my number to every cunt they can I never got this shit before i switched to them

Think he's one of those English teachers

all bruces need a good thrashing

...

it's a leaf
don't reply to him

Britain is a shithole

This but unironically

1/10th of toil for the week in the books

>tfw no qt short feminine bf to cuddle with

at toil

Better call back they had a million Euros for me. Just had to give them my bank account number

still in bed

all of those traits are found in children you know?

don't like the 'nce poster

>mfw forced to sign up for selective service or possibly go to jail

I turned myself into a nigger rick!

brits were so stupid they sent a potential nobel to die on the trenches

*walks towards you*

chileans were so stupid they sent a confirmed knobhead to post on /brit/

The difference is children look like children and have a child mentality? And children can have any traits lad

3 hours 34 minutes of toil remaining

I'M PADDY RICK!

>potential nobel
>potential
we don't give prizes for second place jorge

>mfw women run amok but are never strong armed into selective service

Love how autistic the Japs are.
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You could LITERALLY get a nobel just for getting shot as a brown girl.

screeching

I'm approximately 12.5% Irish morty

damage control

love you all

Im 1/64th Cherokee Morty *performs a native dance*
Thanks love you too xx

bender

bent twat

*kisses you*

The Englishman's very shy,
He's none of your Ca-sa-no-va,
At bowling the ladies o-ver,
A-mericans lead the pack--
You see, your Englishman tends to lack
That recklessness transatlantic,
That women find so romantic
Though frankly I can't see why...
The polygamous Yank with his girls galore
Give your Brit-ish rake or carouser fits,
Though he's secretly held in re-ve-rent awe
As a sort of e-rot-ic Clausewitz....
If only one could al-ly
A-merican bedroom know-how
With British good looks, then oh how
Those lovelies would swoon and sigh,
Though you and I know the Englishman's very shy.

reminder that the recent shooter in america was an irish bender atheist antifa member who beat his wife

love bruces
HATE YANKS

It builds character. It's how you get based men like Cromwell.

Absolute human garbage

*unzips dick*
It's not gonna suck itself

love yanks
hate brits

>garbage
FOY

saw two poo niggers today

*swoons*

sub par thread so far

back in work tomorrow after a three week holiday, and I'm genuinely considering just never showing up again

Thanks lad

*unzips bum*
It's not gonna fuck itself

saw a jew nigger at greggs today

Brits literally speak in a retarded manner as a self defense mechanism

NEED a big tiddy Yank gf who gives of motherly vibes

*kicks you up the arse so hard your head hits the roof*
fucking benders go back to your containment board

wasn't so smart if he got killed now was he?

toil tomorrow lads. not been in for 2 weeks cos the school i work at had half term

the insects

all people can be australian

The Spanish system of

?What?

honestly makes a lot more sense than

What?

*has a go on your arse*

What's the sharting policy at this Greggs place

literally who???

would benefit massively if they stepped forwards

D.A.K 16-10-16

wog

What was Cromwell's question mark policy?

dude this FAG-POO-69 is something else

Thats nonsense mate, they're as British as you or I so pack this ethnic discrimination mumbo jumbo in, yeah? No place for that in the modern world

would disintegrate the jaw of any meagre aussie

can't tell if fag poo 69 is a joke or an actual research chemical