Well hello, beautiful

Well hello, beautiful

It was a damn shame that she replaced Katie Holmes in Batman. Maggie is fucking atrocious.

She looks better now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

my dick

what happend ;_;

YOU MUST BE HARVEY'S SQUEEZE

Oh nos, a 40 yo woman looks like a 40 yo woman

A decade happened... a fucking decade

Ben Quadinaros with the burn ladies and gentlemen!

hollywood actresses at 40 typically look like they're 28

At 28 the typical Hollywood actress has had 20 facial surgeries

kate_beckinsale.jpg

oh hai

He was talking to his knife.

wanna see a magic trick?

...

Loss?

I don't get chess. Is it supposed to look like a dick?

JUST

Queen to h4
Checkmate

the most retarded way you can lose in chess

What?

Read:

literally batman should be playing black and should have moved one of his knights

i mad

there are a few actresses like this where every candid photo of them shows them to be fucking hideous. and yet, you watch a movie with them, and they look decent. which means they must have spent an amazing amount of effort and money making them look decent. which begs the question, why not hire someone who looks decent in the first place and save yourself the effort? is she that good of an actress? i dont think so, so what's the reason?

I had a wife, once. Beautiful! Like you.