KEKISM GENERAL - Crusade Now

Cuckstians want peace and tolerance. Cucks in general want peace and pacifism. Fuck them, it's time to start praying for chaos and destruction to be inflicted upon Muslims and niggers.
You know what to do Sup Forums, start praying and performing acts of devotion and sacrifice and then our enemies and infidels will start to feel true chaos.

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Where can I buy a kek statue

Bump for regular Kek thread.


We all know what's causing the happening epidemic at the moment, if we keep waking up and keep directing our prayers at Kek then we'll have more of them and better ones.

The greater the praise, the greater the sacrifice, the greater the happening.

Any frog will do, just start worshipping idols of frogs and the rest is history.

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Perform sacrifices for it for even better results.

Muslims have allahu akbar.
What do we kekists have?

Unless it's time for a proper Church of Kek store and officially blessed icons and devotional statues.

What do you sacrifice to kek anyways?

PRAISE KEK/KEK WILLS IT spoken with conviction in any language.

Kek knows no borders, nearly every major ancient and native civilisation has had some form of frog deity. Kek is universal across history and traditional faiths. Chaos is universal.

PRAISE KEK

Praise kek

Normies and normie relics

Anything.

The most fundamental aspect of Kekism is that there is no rules, no scripture, no order, no priesthood, no churches, only a blind faith in Kek and universal chaos. No-one can jew it or hijack it for their own ends.

It's the most basic tenet of Kekism that chaos has no order and must be respected.

Alright this kek thing is going to far. Its dangerously close to being the cancer of Sup Forums. Its already the cause of to many slide threads.

Also check em.

Check 'em.

Spotted the anti-Kek shill.


Can't stop us from going too far. Old Sup Forums waited for happenings, new Sup Forums creates them through faith.

Trump will win
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>There will be more happenings coming week.

REEEEEEEEEEE

I got one of these on ebay, Selangor pewter frog 7716.

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Looks like kek apporves my question
checkem

WITNESSED

Also a few of these look decent:

frogstore.com/Metal-Frogs/

Praise kek

>DEUS KEK RACE WAR WHENEVER
DEUS KEK RACE WAR WHENEVER
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>DEUS KEK RACE WAR WHENEVER
DEUS KEK RACE WAR WHENEVER
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>DEUS KEK RACE WAR WHENEVER
DEUS KEK RACE WAR WHENEVER
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>DEUS KEK RACE WAR WHENEVER
DEUS KEK RACE WAR WHENEVER
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DEUS KEK RACE WAR WHENEVER
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I urge my Christian brothers to join me in prayer for the souls of these frog satanists.

PRAISE KEK

Kek is a stupid god and you guys are all retarded

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rEEE checkd

CHECK'D

Anyone who worships "kuk", please go back to Sup Forums.
Faggots
Sage

Just got this blessed Kek icon yesterday. An officially ordained and licensed Priest of Kek blessed it with meme magic and comfiness

It's hard for me to even come to terms with how sincere this shit has actually become, not only for me, but obviously for a lot of other people here as well. I used to think of myself as Christian, I was raised Methodist and fell out for a while during my edgy teen atheist years before looking towards Catholicism. Obviously, the Vatican II doctrine which was preached by the church I attended for a bit lacked a lot of the authentic spirit I was hoping for despite the people there all being really nice, and so I started going to traditional mass at another church. I studied theology and church doctrine, but something always felt off. Everything felt so passive to the point of being suicidal, there just wasn't any fire there. In light of the past year or so, it's become impossible to deny that there exists so much real power to influence the physical world in this autistic internet frog cult that I can't help but believe in Kek's legitimacy at this point.

I feel so weird saying this Sup Forums, but you broke me. I'm officially a believer. It took me some time to accept and I still feel silly, but there's just no getting around that Kek is real as fuck and actually on our side. I can no longer glorify entities that seem completely indifferent to the world and wait around expecting them to magically fix everything. PRAISE KEK

You're a faggot, get off Sup Forums with this shit
sage

I know what you mean. I've received signs and wonders, like a live frog jumping on my face as I lay in bed in the middle of the night.

PRAISE KEK

no u
sage doesn't do shit these days and hasn't for a long time, cocksnot.

Praise kek

What kek statue should I buy for sacrifices of tendies and shit?

I'll continue to sage, maybe that's the fake ass animal I worship like you nu-male children.

Look up conformation bias all your repeating digits are bullshit.
SAGE
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PRAISE KEK

Praise kek
More Negro happening ahorita

The eight deities were arranged in four male-female pairs: Nu and Naunet, Amun and Amaunet, Kuk and Kauket, Huh and Hauhet. The males were associated with frogs and females were associated with snakes. Apart from their gender, there was little to distinguish the male gods and female goddesses; indeed, the names of the females are merely derivative female forms of the male name.

Each pair represented the male and female aspects of one of the four concepts of primordial chaos as follows:

the primordial waters (Nu and Naunet)
air, invisibility, and hidden powers (Amun and Amaunet)
darkness and obscurity (Kuk and Kauket)
eternity or infinity (Huh and Hauhet).

This one.

PRAISE KEK
BLESS ME WITH YOUR POWER

PRAISE KEK

OMFG I could burn tendies on that. Link to site where it is sold plz.

Praise Kek.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done.

See

PRAISE KEK

I fucking told you all, and have been:

Recently We discovered the 8 deities

Since then predictions threads and meme magic thread have been high

Predictions such as Germany, the RNC Turkey, BLM

Happenings left and right

Meme magic is at an all time high

We must recognize all four frog gods not just kek

Nun, Amen, Heh and Kek


let us not forget their female counterparts

Naunet, amaunet, Hauhet and Kauket

however we can just refer to them as the Ogdoad of khmunu , (HermoPOLis)

>Ogdoad

Each pair represented the male and female aspects of one of the four concepts of primordial chaos as follows:

>the primordial waters (Nu and Naunet)

>air, invisibility, and hidden powers (Amun and Amaunet)

>darkness and obscurity (Kuk and Kauket)

>eternity or infinity (Huh and Hauhet).

Together the four concepts represent the primal, fundamental state of the beginning. They are what always was. In the myth, however, their interaction ultimately proved to be unbalanced, resulting in the arising of a new entity. When the entity opened, it revealed Ra, the fiery sun, inside. After a long interval of rest, Ra, together with the other deities, created all other things and brought order to the universe.

>Isis
Isis frequently schemed against Ra, as she wanted her son Horus to have the power.
>Basically you want to meme happenings?
You need all 8 of Ogdoad in your heart not just kek

Praise Ogdoad

Why does kek like double digits?

Because of kek AND kauket dual counterpart
Why does he like 8?

Because there are EIGHT deities

Praise Kek
Praise Nu
Praise Amen
Praise Huh
4 frogs with their counter parts make 8
power ratio of 80/20 8/2
8/2=4
Pareto's 80 /20 Rule
Zimpfs law
toad god studying both hard
>Donald Trump make america great again
anagrams to
>A meme magic toad and a partaking ruler

Shills can call this bullshit, but how many major happenings have occurred since Kekism took off on Sup Forums? They're getting almost daily as the faith grows.

Plus it's been highlighted many times this sort of thing actually helps disillusioned and alienated people survive. Statistically people in survival situations significantly add to their time with belief in a higher being, no matter how absurd it seems to most.


There's plenty of research to support that Sup Forumss rediscovered and new found faith in Kek is actually driving us on to separate victories. To Brexit. To Trump. To the destruction of Leftists, progressives, Muslims and kikes.

Plus the bigger it gets towards being a semi-legitimate religion, the more excuse to actually meet and attend 'organised' worship. Sup Forumsacks meeting up and organising is good for all of us. If mudshits can use their rights to organised Friday prayers to meet-up and organise in our prisons under the guise of 'human rights' to organised worship, then we can use the same rights too.

Checkem. Sup Forums meetup and kek worship sessions when?

Also fuck atheism, these fedora-wearing faggots need to burn.

Atheism gives you nothing. Kekism gives you something.

>organization
>good
Oh hi GCHQ

PRAISE KEK

Never forget that Kek is one of the primordial eight and an agent of the hidden one Amun-Ra. Through Kek we can understand and commune with the invisible powers.
Praise Kek

Reck 'em and let kek check 'em

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KEK IS THE LORD AND I AM HIS PROPHET
check em

Praise Kek

Our Kek on Sup Forums, hallowed be your name. Your Trumpdon come, your will be done, on earth as it is on Sup Forums. Give us this day our daily dubs, and forgive us our baiting, as we also have forgiven those who bait against us. And lead us not into cuckoldry, but deliver us from shills. Amen

PRAISE KEK

Actually it's a decent point I got off an ex-prison officer I used to work with. The mudshits are so powerful because they're aware of their 'human rights' to assembly for worship on a Friday so they use it in prisons to organise everything and radicalise fresh new members they intimidate into joining them.

No-one can touch their rights because it's firmly established so as a result they can do nothing about it and the jihadist prison gangs just carry on and keep growing.

Kek holds the world in his hands.

Praise KEK the lord of our happenings

Keks blesses us all.

>tfw the first world will never get rid of the human 'right' to religious freedom
>we will never realize that it's always been a gigantic loophole that only existed so that the few big non-shitty religions could flourish
>we will never go back to the crusades and separate every country back into christian ones and mudshit ones and whatever the fuck else ones
>we will never have countries with actual fucking borders and unique concrete cultures
>the world will never have many different evolutionary ponds again instead of the ugly diseased lake that is a fully connected, globalizing world
>strong nations will never exist again and they will never ever stamp out the subhumans they've risen above

Please, Kek, let me be wrong.

if this post ends in trips
PURR is your new god

PRAISE KEK

A sign from Kek himself. Praise Kek, true god of memes, and purge false gods that wish to claim the memes.

please kek... i want to witness more chaos

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

Purr is cute, he can be Kek's godfriend

Praise Kek!

PRAISE KEK

ALL PRAISE KEK

WORLD WAR 3 SOON!

WE WANT KEK

WE WANT KEK

WE WANT KEK

WE WANT KEK

WE WANT KEK

NEEDS MORE HIGH ENERGY.

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PRAISE KEK
RAISE KEK
AISE KEK
ISE KEK
SE KEK
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KEK
KEK
EK
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SUMMON HIM.

DO IT NOW.

ACCELERATE THE MEME MAGICK THAT IS BUILDING UP IN THIS WORLD.

BRING KEK INTO THIS PLANE - SUMMON HIM SO THAT HE MAY CLEANSE THE EARTH

BRING FORTH YOUR KEK'S.

SUMMON HIM

DO IT NOW.

BRING HIM FORTH

SUMMON HIM

GRANT HIM A TRULY PHYSICAL FORM SO HE CAN INITIATE THE PENULTIMATE HAPPENING.

>When unto thee comes a feeling,
drawing thee nearer to the darker gate,
examine thine heart and find if the feeling
thou hast has come from within.
If thou shalt find the darkness thine own thoughts,
banish them forth from the place in thy mind.

>Send through thy body a wave of vibration,
irregular first and regular second,
repeating time after time until free.
Start the WAVE FORCE in thy BRAIN CENTER.
Direct it in waves from thine head to thy foot.

>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
. Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.

>Call to the SPIRIT OF LIGHT through the Space-Time,
using these words and thou shalt be free:
"Fill thou my body, O SPIRIT OF LIfe,
fill thou my body with SPIRIT OF LIGHT.
Come from the FLOWER
that shines through the darkness.
Come from the HALLS where the Seven Lords rule.

>Name them by name, I, the Seven:
THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
and SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT--Nine.

>By their names I call them to aid me,
free me and save me from the darkness of night:
UNTANAS, QUERTAS, CHIETAL,
and GOYANA, HUERTAL, SEMVETA--ARDAL.
By their names I implore thee,
free me from darkness
and fill me with LIGHT

>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

So what does your chaos frog god want in return for these happenings? Praise? Souls? Sacrifices?

Chaos

PRAISE KEK

WW3 NOW

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

Shouldn't you actually act instead of waiting for repeating digits? I'm okay with this new religion, but you should actually stop being autistic and change the world outside, if you want chaos.

He's sustained by the chaos we create and eventually rose again due to the sheer amount of it.

He also outputs chaos as well. Our prayers ask Kek to cause more elaborate chaos than is normally possible for us otherwise-feeble worshipers, so scattered around the world.

Kek makes us strong.

Liberty is a messenger of Kek's will.

It chanced once on a time my mind was meditating on the things that are, my thought was raised to a great height, the senses of my body being held back - just as men who are weighed down with sleep after a fill of food, or from fatigue of body.

Methought a Being more than vast, in size beyond all bounds, called out my name and saith: What wouldst thou hear and see, and what hast thou in mind to learn and know?

Ye earth-born folk, why have ye given yourselves up to Death, while yet ye have the power of sharing Deathlessness? Repent, O ye, who walk with Error arm in arm and make of Ignorance the sharer of your board; get ye out from the light of Darkness, and take your part in Deathlessness, forsake Destruction!

Holy art Thou, O KEK, the universals' Father.

Holy art Thou, O KEK, whose Will perfects itself by means of its own Powers.

Holy art Thou, O God, who willeth to be known and art known by Thine own.

Holy art Thou,who didst by Word make to consist the things that are.

Holy art Thou, of whom All-nature hath been made an image.

Holy art Thou, whose Form Nature hath never made.

Holy art Thou, more powerful than all power.

Holy art Thou, transcending all pre-eminence.

Holy Thou art, Thou better than all praise.

Accept my reason's offerings pure, from soul and heart for aye stretched up to Thee, O Thou unutterable, unspeakable, Whose Name naught but the Silence can express.

this. all it takes is one autist to firebomb some mosques and #startachainreaction

GREAT KEK
WOULD IT BE ASKING TOO MUCH FOR YELLOWSTONE TO BLOW THE F***UP
.....OH BOY.....

Wake up, Yellowstone, wake up!

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Nothing. Kek enjoys chaos. It's all Kek wants.

>blowing up one of the bastions of resistance to global caliphate
Nigga are you even paying attention? KEK's at war too.