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Questionable bum edition

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this was NOT made by me, the previous OP

janny wont be pleased

bums

awful skin tone and legs
looks like a chicken drumstick or something, grim

It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the left, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.

why are boys so arousing?

I can't masturbate until my designated masturbation day (Sunday) Refrain from posting sexually arousing images from this point.

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Two ex-girlfriends told NBC News that Kelley stalked them after breakups.

"Years after dating me he would try to bribe me to hang out with him," Landry, who met Kelley in church as a teenager, told NBC News in a Facebook message. "He ended up assaulting me. He would stalk me by repeatedly calling me — even prank calling me, saying really weird stuff.

"That was another thing about him — he was very sick in the head...He would tell me very sick strange things," she said, without providing details.

Brittany Adcock, 22, said she dated Kelley for two months when she was 13 and he was 18.

"At the time I didn’t think much into it being so young but now I realize that there’s something off about someone who is 18 with someone who is 13," she said.

When she broke it off, he continued to harass her, she said.

"He somehow would always find out my number although none of my friends talked to him and he would constantly call me until I blocked his number," she said. "Then I’d get calls from an unknown number so I’ve had to change my number quite a bit.

"He would offer me money to hang out with him quite a bit. There has been one point that I called the police because he was just calling me so much I wanted to report harassment," Adcock said.

"One time he told me I should move in with him and his wife and that he would take care of me as long as I walked around topless. Not long after, his wife messaged me and asked why I’m talking to her husband and I told her what he was saying and sent her screenshots and she then apologized and then I was blocked from speaking to her."

Random church in Omaha

absolutely nothing wrong with this edition. Everybody poops

should I watch Blade Runner 2049 a third time or watch the Orient Express film which got bad reviews

please help

bums

the goal

me and the lads

NEED a job

Is that a guy?
Anyone have contact info?
I need to fuck him.

regardless of his gender I'd fuck that

>Two ex-girlfriends
>2.0
>1+1
>T W O
>this guy had TWO ex gfs and I'm a virgin
just fucking end me right now

American mainstream media cut out the part where Abe dumped his fish food into the koi pond and made the headline "DRUMPF RUINS JAPANESE TRADITION. TOO IMPATIENT TO FEED FISH. LITERALLY HITLER".

hey
this has nothing to do with british culture and language
refrain from posting such things again

cheers

Screeching

what is wrong with the south lads?

next southern*r i see is getting heem'd

>third time
Cannot imagine why people do this. Stupid runt.

They were probably really disgusting and fat. Don't worry yourself.

Why is /brit/ so homo

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Im sure they werent worth having

at 13?

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Why is ghosting considered an acceptable thing to do? If someone ghosted me I might just go gorilla mode on the nearest vulnerable creature, preferably feline.

he was married twice and discharged from the us air force for beating one of them

>gorilla mode
howling

So no one says wahey anymore ?

just b urself

mildly qt

>he was married twice

cannot believe this

The son of Romania

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/brit/ meetup when?

W E W

why would they

Who wants to hear a good joke?

4 years ago

i can
in the southern us people still get married young but they also divorce a lot

>brit

never pass up a good joke

Yes

Why do the left always complain that white gunmen aren't called terrorists?

fuck off rorke

In London?

GET IN 'EREEEE RILE THEM YANKIES UPPP BOYSSSS

does the swallow fly south with the sun ??? or the house martin or the plover seek warmer climates in winter?? FUCK YA!

Rasheed

just wasted away 1 hour of my life watching obscure youtube videos

someone say yankies

One ingredient in witches Brew in Macbeth is "liver of blaspheming Jew." Eek! The line is usually left out of modern productions.

How does he keep getting away with it

My boss yelled at me the other day: "You've got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"

I replied: "Can’t say for sure, it's so hard to keep track!"

time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time!

very counter-semitic of ol Willie

6/10

yeah its gotta be in the British Capital

please be real

took me a minute there..but that was simply OUTSTANDING!! outdone yourself yet again, la!

OUR LOVE IS JUST A TIRING GAME
I NEVER WANT A THING TO CHANGE

we're too broken to say goodbye honestly. if it makes you feel better, we usually regret ghosting

cannot imagine get married in my 20s, is life really so grim there?

lol

Brit meetup in Cheltenham when?

Overfilled the tire lads

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tell me about yourself south african lad

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taking a poo

nigger

Are you a real girl?

>stew on the third day

the flavours
oh my god the flavours

not everyone is an atomised individual like you, metropolitan pseudo-jew

wtf?

>NI women given free abortions in Scotland
Surely there's some international code that prevents the legalisation of the murder of foreign nationals?

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gypsy

paki

tinker

what said except unironically

true

How many spanners did you put in it?

Thanks, lads.

>Channel ORANGE is 5 years old

whites are going extinct because stacy wants to wait until she's 33 to settle down and have one kid and the boys don't want to grow up and put down the video games and cuck porn

what in the fuck is going on over there

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c-cute

Don't know what that is and don't care to know

mr whiteside

yodeling
YODELING

what if i didn't enjoy all of them?

roaming millennial a qt

Accidentally released too much air and had to add more

really don't understand most of the gays on Sup Forums
they post pictures of cocks and caricature asses that look like women's or things with socks or some kind of thing that sexualises only part of a person or some other fetish shit

i need to see a guy's face and whole body and just regular clothes to be attracted to him

>When reached for comment about the various mass shooter framing attempts by Sup Forums, Hyde seemed to played along, writing, "It's crazy, haha, yeah, crazy, haha!"
fucking idiot

Is that me user

is that a perfume?