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willies in arseholes
Only problem with Lord of the rings is that the world felt rather empty. Didn't really feel like a living breathing continent
business idea: invest in other people's business ideas
first for big jewish chebs
Nassim Dehouche. Sweaty bald goblin. International playboy.
...
most of the world had died in the few hundred years previous due to plague, wars, famine, etc.
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We're constantly told that homosexuality was once unjustly considered mentally ill. But what led to homosexuality being declassified as a mental illness? Was this science, or the leftist tactics we've grown accustomed to today?
why are you all so rude
Leftist tactics
doing a poo
sat upon the loo
face is turning blue
it's stuck like glue
starting to doubt
i've begun to shout
it's putting up a fight
truly an odious plight
can't give up
punched myself in the gut
oh sweet release
victory today
what a glorious day
The age of middle earth was pretty much over. All the elves were leaving because the place was dying
I have no friends and I want to die
nice lyrics
I'm not getting anywhere with job applications so I just take the piss because it amuses me
When they ask for my gender or religion or whatever I say I'm Jewish transgender
When they ask what I want my next job to be, I say global supervillain
gayness is objectively wrong
What was Aragon's tax policy?
need a mummy gf
Retard
but what do they eat?
why did alan stop posting the second we discovered his book?
i reckon theres something he doesent want us to see in there...
>You like watching some tv show bring 2-3 chicks over to chill and drink. You like shopping for food, bring 2-3 chicks along and to smoke with you later (for you weed heads).
Only revision I did for my last exam was on the train to the test center
Can't comprehend bookworm runts
what happens when the rich get far richer and the average person can barely afford a depost for a mortage to buy a house?
no no nooooo noo no i dont want to go i just want to stay at home with mum
Everyone rents. Rich get richer. Middle class dies. We go back to rich and peasant society
The films did fuck up. The Pelennor Fields were supposed to be huge swathes of farmland rather than just plains.
house prices drop
he literally posted the amazon link for the book for everyone to see yesterday dumb yank
Gays should not be allowed to adopt. Being adopted is traumatic enough for a child, having two dads on top of that will turn them into a serial killer.
these are getting a bit much
Would be more interested in being bent if it weren't for the penis in poo-hole stuff
>Backstabbing class traitors no longer exist
Sounds gud
name one (1) serial killer with two dads
twas toiling, mr.noseberg was kind enough to call me in for the weekend.
what did i miss? fill me in xx
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oh my days
you buy land, live of the toil of the soil
might fake certain symptoms to get a cheeky prostate exam
jesus fuck you heteros are o b s e s s e d with gays
Sex is defined as a penis and a vagina in intercourse for the purpose of conceiving a child with your genetic legacy. Apparently anal and oral penetration have become 'sex' somehow. When did it become okay to misuse words? Do we eat water and drink food? When did we start to have "sex" with the digestive system scientifically? Next thing they'll be calling a hand job sex.
what's worse
1) gay couple adopting a child
2) a single mother raising the child from birth
BIT COIN IS DROPPING
NO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NO
>Social Life-Hacking
this has already happened
dont see why you need to do anal sex at all brainlet
in pink wojak doc?
>We go back to rich and peasant society
Not connected to the land though. Eventually the dream is you'll live and die in one apartment block with only one generation of VR console to entertain you through your entire life.
>we did it comrade, we saved the proletariat!
>opens up /biz/
>loads up the ol' wojak folder
nothin personnel
Would've just heemed him if i was a richfag like ashcroft desu
Can't build a relationship off blowies alone
>$83
wtf alan
odds n i get fucked
Nassim's honestly a raving lunatic.
somone hat this fool
bender
The Brit GF was also super hip. Studied in central St Martin's and had a friend who was signed by pharrell Williams. We used to go to trendy expos and stuff. And I shit you not, I would get harassed by other chicks when I am with her. Once a group of chicks literally attacked us on the dancefloor and started kissing us, another time a chick approached me in a park when I was with GF and tried to steal me from her and another time one asked me if it was serious between us and if my GF was a model (said chick was ironically on a date with a guy that day). We were truly a power-contributors Brit GF and I. Need to recreate that dynamic
nah mate voddy haha x
don't see any farmland in this picture lad
Millennials think socialism would create a great safe space, study finds
>$83
why?
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still feeling like destroying this benders back doors
not even gay or anything
It's because it was cheaper on the sales page (30$) this is a tactics to attract buyers, the goal wasn't to sell on amazon
feeling a bit crook x
going to make a cuppa
does anyone actually believe any of the nonsense this little angry man spouts?
need a bf
how the hell do comp. science students have any time at all?
my uni's asking me to read this as part of my study: w3.org
along with about 20 other pages on the w3.org website of a similar length.
alan's a little bald scam artist
YOU CAN'T BREAYAYAYAYAYAYAKE
THE TIIIIIES THAT BIII IIIIND
>come on user let go save the white race
$30 is still a ripoff for this type of book
there's one fish dodging mick that hangs upon his every word
Agreed
A female stranger grabbed my crotch once in a club but you don't hear me crying about sexual harassment!
literal virus don't click
>charging $83
>this is a tactic to attract buyers
LITERAL AND ACTUAL LEGIT FUCKING VIRUS LADS DO NOT FUCKING CLICK this lads
same lol
Fuck off I'm playing FIFA
>The Brit GF was also super hip. Studied in central St Martin's and had a friend who was signed by pharrell Williams. We used to go to trendy expos and stuff. And I shit you not, I would get harassed by other chicks when I am with her. Once a group of chicks literally attacked us on the dancefloor and started kissing us, another time a chick approached me in a park when I was with GF and tried to steal me from her and another time one asked me if it was serious between us and if my GF was a model (said chick was ironically on a date with a guy that day). We were truly a power-contributors Brit GF and I. Need to recreate that dynamic
might unironically pay $83 for Alans book just for shitposting purposes
virus do not click
You also got a forum membership with it.
legitimately don't click this, fucked up my computer last time i clicked that link, report this lads
>central St Martin's
good shout
Kings Cross is PENG
>complain endlessly about rasheed's bad behaviour towards women
>complain endlessly when people actually put the spotlight on this behaviour
hmm
saw a literal infant getting its ear pierces at the mall this morning lads
it was wailing like a dying horse
i gave the mother a foul look and moved on but honestly lads it bothered me quite a bit; that child was too young to be having its ear pierced and the mother couldn't have been older than 20. just irresponsible. at least the kid won't remember it
None of these women have any interest in saving the white race
x
Mexicans often do this.
>come on user let's go destroy capitalist society
Would unironically impegrenate all of them
Not an anglo though soo....
>concerning yourself with the follies of the poor
opened this link in a VM and it froze the entire thing, do not click
vile
how many people bought it?
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the international toiling grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this toiling ground ,
and wagies made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of desks and PCs on a completely level field, filing cabinets the size of grain silos,
Then the main toiling facilities which hold thousands of the most depressed exhausted call centre workers,
With headsets attatched to their ears like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their soul.
...
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who the fuck would want to go on your little gay forum? alan lad you're deluded! Such a strange, bald goblin.