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willies in arseholes

Only problem with Lord of the rings is that the world felt rather empty. Didn't really feel like a living breathing continent

business idea: invest in other people's business ideas

first for big jewish chebs

Nassim Dehouche. Sweaty bald goblin. International playboy.

...

most of the world had died in the few hundred years previous due to plague, wars, famine, etc.

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We're constantly told that homosexuality was once unjustly considered mentally ill. But what led to homosexuality being declassified as a mental illness? Was this science, or the leftist tactics we've grown accustomed to today?

why are you all so rude

Leftist tactics

doing a poo
sat upon the loo
face is turning blue
it's stuck like glue

starting to doubt
i've begun to shout
it's putting up a fight
truly an odious plight

can't give up
punched myself in the gut
oh sweet release
victory today
what a glorious day

The age of middle earth was pretty much over. All the elves were leaving because the place was dying

I have no friends and I want to die

nice lyrics

I'm not getting anywhere with job applications so I just take the piss because it amuses me

When they ask for my gender or religion or whatever I say I'm Jewish transgender

When they ask what I want my next job to be, I say global supervillain

gayness is objectively wrong

What was Aragon's tax policy?

need a mummy gf

Retard

but what do they eat?

why did alan stop posting the second we discovered his book?
i reckon theres something he doesent want us to see in there...

>You like watching some tv show bring 2-3 chicks over to chill and drink. You like shopping for food, bring 2-3 chicks along and to smoke with you later (for you weed heads).

Only revision I did for my last exam was on the train to the test center
Can't comprehend bookworm runts

what happens when the rich get far richer and the average person can barely afford a depost for a mortage to buy a house?

no no nooooo noo no i dont want to go i just want to stay at home with mum

Everyone rents. Rich get richer. Middle class dies. We go back to rich and peasant society

The films did fuck up. The Pelennor Fields were supposed to be huge swathes of farmland rather than just plains.

house prices drop

he literally posted the amazon link for the book for everyone to see yesterday dumb yank

Gays should not be allowed to adopt. Being adopted is traumatic enough for a child, having two dads on top of that will turn them into a serial killer.

these are getting a bit much

Would be more interested in being bent if it weren't for the penis in poo-hole stuff

>Backstabbing class traitors no longer exist
Sounds gud

name one (1) serial killer with two dads

twas toiling, mr.noseberg was kind enough to call me in for the weekend.

what did i miss? fill me in xx

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oh my days

you buy land, live of the toil of the soil

might fake certain symptoms to get a cheeky prostate exam

jesus fuck you heteros are o b s e s s e d with gays

Sex is defined as a penis and a vagina in intercourse for the purpose of conceiving a child with your genetic legacy. Apparently anal and oral penetration have become 'sex' somehow. When did it become okay to misuse words? Do we eat water and drink food? When did we start to have "sex" with the digestive system scientifically? Next thing they'll be calling a hand job sex.

what's worse

1) gay couple adopting a child
2) a single mother raising the child from birth

BIT COIN IS DROPPING
NO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NO

>Social Life-Hacking

this has already happened

dont see why you need to do anal sex at all brainlet

in pink wojak doc?

>We go back to rich and peasant society
Not connected to the land though. Eventually the dream is you'll live and die in one apartment block with only one generation of VR console to entertain you through your entire life.

>we did it comrade, we saved the proletariat!

>opens up /biz/
>loads up the ol' wojak folder

nothin personnel

Would've just heemed him if i was a richfag like ashcroft desu

Can't build a relationship off blowies alone

>$83

wtf alan

odds n i get fucked

Nassim's honestly a raving lunatic.

somone hat this fool

bender

The Brit GF was also super hip. Studied in central St Martin's and had a friend who was signed by pharrell Williams. We used to go to trendy expos and stuff. And I shit you not, I would get harassed by other chicks when I am with her. Once a group of chicks literally attacked us on the dancefloor and started kissing us, another time a chick approached me in a park when I was with GF and tried to steal me from her and another time one asked me if it was serious between us and if my GF was a model (said chick was ironically on a date with a guy that day). We were truly a power-contributors Brit GF and I. Need to recreate that dynamic

nah mate voddy haha x

don't see any farmland in this picture lad

Millennials think socialism would create a great safe space, study finds

>$83

why?

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still feeling like destroying this benders back doors
not even gay or anything

It's because it was cheaper on the sales page (30$) this is a tactics to attract buyers, the goal wasn't to sell on amazon

feeling a bit crook x

going to make a cuppa

does anyone actually believe any of the nonsense this little angry man spouts?

need a bf

how the hell do comp. science students have any time at all?

my uni's asking me to read this as part of my study: w3.org/TR/html5/forms.html

along with about 20 other pages on the w3.org website of a similar length.

alan's a little bald scam artist

YOU CAN'T BREAYAYAYAYAYAYAKE
THE TIIIIIES THAT BIII IIIIND

>come on user let go save the white race

$30 is still a ripoff for this type of book

there's one fish dodging mick that hangs upon his every word

Agreed

A female stranger grabbed my crotch once in a club but you don't hear me crying about sexual harassment!

literal virus don't click

>charging $83
>this is a tactic to attract buyers

LITERAL AND ACTUAL LEGIT FUCKING VIRUS LADS DO NOT FUCKING CLICK this lads

same lol

Fuck off I'm playing FIFA

>The Brit GF was also super hip. Studied in central St Martin's and had a friend who was signed by pharrell Williams. We used to go to trendy expos and stuff. And I shit you not, I would get harassed by other chicks when I am with her. Once a group of chicks literally attacked us on the dancefloor and started kissing us, another time a chick approached me in a park when I was with GF and tried to steal me from her and another time one asked me if it was serious between us and if my GF was a model (said chick was ironically on a date with a guy that day). We were truly a power-contributors Brit GF and I. Need to recreate that dynamic

might unironically pay $83 for Alans book just for shitposting purposes

virus do not click

You also got a forum membership with it.

legitimately don't click this, fucked up my computer last time i clicked that link, report this lads

>central St Martin's

good shout
Kings Cross is PENG

>complain endlessly about rasheed's bad behaviour towards women
>complain endlessly when people actually put the spotlight on this behaviour

hmm

saw a literal infant getting its ear pierces at the mall this morning lads
it was wailing like a dying horse
i gave the mother a foul look and moved on but honestly lads it bothered me quite a bit; that child was too young to be having its ear pierced and the mother couldn't have been older than 20. just irresponsible. at least the kid won't remember it

None of these women have any interest in saving the white race

x

Mexicans often do this.

>come on user let's go destroy capitalist society

Would unironically impegrenate all of them
Not an anglo though soo....

>concerning yourself with the follies of the poor

opened this link in a VM and it froze the entire thing, do not click

vile

how many people bought it?

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the international toiling grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this toiling ground ,
and wagies made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of desks and PCs on a completely level field, filing cabinets the size of grain silos,
Then the main toiling facilities which hold thousands of the most depressed exhausted call centre workers,
With headsets attatched to their ears like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their soul.

...

xxxxxxx

who the fuck would want to go on your little gay forum? alan lad you're deluded! Such a strange, bald goblin.