Grew up in 1970s Mao Zedong-era prewesternized china

>grew up in 1970s Mao Zedong-era prewesternized china
>conservative chinese and confucianist values instilled in her since birth
>cultural expectations of acting shy and modest around men
>even the western custom of hugging between members of the opposite sex as a form of greeting is alien to her and probably makes her blush at the sight of it
>never seen a black man in her life before traveling abroad (probably didn't even know they exist)
>receptive to all his flirting
>post credits scene doesn't show her family beating and disowning her

explain

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>2 minutes into the movie
>let me just casually mention my black friend here is a yale graduate and one of the protagonists in this movie
>they're just a diamond dozen in the 70's you know

did they fugg?

only in the US release
the korean rip and all asian releases had it cut out

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boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=intl&id=legendary2016.htm

Domestic Opening Weekend: $61,025,472

Chinese Opening Weekend: $71,644,087

AHAHAHA

Are you saying no black guy ever went to Yale in the 70s and that there's no way one could be a character in the film?

Ex-pat in China here. Chinese girls are very frank. Many have said the same thing: "Blacks have great bodies and small brains."

They know they're not marriage material. They will also get dirty looks if they're with a black guy, so there is daily social signaling against it. Also, most Chinese girls are looking for a husband, and the know blacks are shitty partners--single motherhood isn't promoted or glamorized here.

Is that black bauer?

Are you saying 1 in 3 black guys went to yale in the 70s and that there's no way one couldn't be a character in the film?

>great bodies
lel

>(black Yale graduates in the 70s were not ubiquitous)=>(no black guy ever went to Yale in the 70s)

(((logic)))

>diamond dozen
did you mean dime a dozen?

I want Sup Forums to leave. Now. Before I get serious.

But they aren't ubiquitous, it's one character

more like, Kong, King of MEME Island, it was literally a meme movie, taylor made for reddit

how fucking new

hang yoruself plebbit nigger

Anyone else getting sick and tired of british men being depicted as sexy, suave, educated, witty 007 types?

this is an alternate universe where the earth is hollow and filled with monsters, what makes you think everything else is the same

I'm not talking in universe, I'm talking about casting.

Like the NASA math/orbital mechanics whizz in The Martian. Or hell even the fast and furious franchise. Somehow ludacris is a computer hacker now. And so is this bikini model.

My favorite part was when the anti-war journalist feminist had perfect aim with the flare gun.

you haven't seen le blacked? they all look like that

in snowden, the smartest guy in the nsa is a nerdy black guy

i genuinely wonder whether the real life guy was black too

listen lad it's troof in television right, now fuck off

It's vastly more likely that she's from the ROC/Hong Kong/Macau/Singapore instead of the Mao-era PRC if she's working for the American government in 1973.

what language are you speaking

Women, even the most intelligent ones (by IQ tests), are entirely driven by emotions, but not in a good way.

That is to say, if a woman met a man who exudes confidence, status and a certain wildness, even if she's married, even if she has children, she will more than likely have sex with that man only to "regret" it afterwards, as she does after continually doing mindless hedonistic acts "against her better judgement".

Naturally, the black man who is genetically built to be aggressive and not know fear stands in sharp contrast to the white man, who at most is financially successful but still mellow, timid and even small in comparison.

They are trying to make Hiddleston the next Bond.

Personally I think hes a great choice, got a more serious Roger Moore vibe.

No taiwanese English accents are entirely different from mainland's, stemming from the fact that their mandarin sounds completely different. You can tell she speaks beijing mandarin dialect

And Hong Kong has been a british colony for over a century at the time and their accents are distinct from both.

>Naturally, the black man who is genetically built to be aggressive and not know fear stands in sharp contrast to the white man,

how does this apply to the only black guy in yale in the 70s

Cool.

>the black man who is genetically built to be aggressive and not know fear stands in sharp contrast to the white man
>and not know fear
Lmao dude, stop taking every bit of cuck porn seriously.

but he can't act

will developing a british accent help get me a gf?

what particular accent does hiddleston have? received pronunciation?

What is the most plausible background for her? Fairly recent PRC exile/émigré?

Full reddit

>he didn't watch the movie
Loki and the girl never show any kind of attraction to eachother, they kinda embrace at the end because holy shit you were inside a dinosaur throat

mate stop with the gas alright you fucking mug

>holy shit you were inside a dinosaur throat

brie larson is into vore?

Monarch is probably an international organization

Kong is holding her on his hand and then Skullcrawler Supreme shoves said Kong's hand and arm inside his mouth for a while

>doesn't see the looks she gives him
>doesn't realize she tries to seek him out alone multiple times
>can't tell flirting from normal banter

This is why you're still a virgin

now i have an erection

Why does he look so familiar with the thick glasses and old fashion style? Like out of a music video or something.

Is black geek chic a new thing?

delet

He's a safer bet than fucking Idris Elba. It's pretty much confirmed Craig will do another one and after that they'll want a younger guy, not Idris who will almost be 50. I think Hiddleston would be a cool choice.

they said he's "too smug" for the role

>vietnam scene
>"We can't do fortunate son that's cliche, get me something else"
>"Yes sir"
>"Oh yeah and put the record player on the hueys. If they play the music from in-universe it'll be considered postmodern instead of cliche"

>ALL DAY LONG I THINK OF THINGS BUT NOTHING SEEMS TO SATISFY

Dark skin has always, to this day, been looked down upon in China. That might have happened once or twice in the world in the 70s, but by no means was it common. It's not common now.

I mean, they do naturally have lower body fat, but I'm not really buying that either. In my experience, Asians girls aren't attracted to black guys. Even the biggest thots dislike them. It's not just an issue of conservatism. They think they look like monkeys, and they generally dislike really dark skin.

hory shit, the madmen kikes actually did it. they pushed her with a nigger? how did this get past the chinese censors? did they sneak it in?

do they actually kiss or fuck in the movie?

>Naturally, the black man who is genetically built to be aggressive and not know fear stands in sharp contrast to the white man, who at most is financially successful but still mellow, timid and even small in comparison.

Blacks are afraid of heights, afraid of water, etc. White people climb mountains and go sky diving for fun. Black people tend characterize any sort of extreme sports or dangerous activities as "crazy white people shit". You're confusing bravery for lack of judgement/impulse control.

Historically, blacks have always been regarded as an obedient and submissive slave race. Physically strong, yes. Athletic, yes. Violent, you bet, if you don't keep them in line. But nevertheless, a race of slaves, not a race of conquerors.

It is the white man who B L E A C H E D the globe and conquered every race he encountered, not the black man.

This isn't completely true. I was part of the Chinese/Sudanese foreign exchange student program in the 80s. And while it was true there was prejudice against darker skinned people, that was mostly relegated to chinese ethnic minorities and laborers/farmers since the han thought they were the purest chinese ethnicity.

But I was so much blacker than anything they'd seen I was probably a completely foreign concept to them and fell outside of their spectrum. Not to mention the xenophobia against westerners didn't really apply to me since the government had all this propaganda about how Africans were their comrades against the capitalist paper tigers.

My first week there everyone would crowd around my dorm and marvel at my body, poking at my biceps and talking about how much taller and stronger I am. You have to understand the chinese had deeply rooted insecurities and they would joke about themselves being 东亚病夫(sickly, infirm orientals?) and how I should enrich their gene pool with my superior seed. I fucked a new chinese girl every semester bareback since chinese condoms then were made from sorghum and weren't designed for my length and girth and would basically rip open before I put them all the way on.

A couple of guys confronted me and I told them to fuck off. I told the teacher about their harassment and they were removed from the dorm about a week later. I think they had special instructions from higher ups in the Party to make sure I was well taken care of.

anyways there were 8 other black brothers with me and we were referred to as the Sudanese Nine and we were pretty famous

why are his ears so small?

I live in a city and see this shit all the time.

are you like 60 years old

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

White skin represents royalty to them. Dark skin is seen as poor. While in China people would look at me for being white, but it was mostly a passing glance. Every black guy there I talked to all said the same thing, "I'd much rather be back in the states. I thought I knew what racism was until I came here."

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>do they actually kiss or fuck in the movie?
No, but this is how they begin pushing that envelope to make blacks not universally reviled in China.

Fuck you nigger SIEG HEIL

>we were referred to as the Sudanese Nine
just like in my chinese cartoons

I always wanna believe the dad is doing it to make his son happy. He sees this young Michael Moore with no money and just gives up trying to push him and gives in to making his life as happy as possible before having to live on his own after the dad's inevitable heart attack.

>holy shit how did they get away with a BLACKED waifu
Kong already represents a big breeding bull desu

They're father and son? I always thought they were just two loners who were internet friends and then met IRL. Can you share any more of their fantastic story?

Pretty sure the son's just an ugly 20-something.

>and how I should enrich their gene pool with my superior seed. I fucked a new chinese girl every semester bareback sin
This is where I realised it was a reddit cuck fantasy

Get serious then little pussy man

We can't leave. We're part of you. Part of all of you.

>He wants the single most diverse board on Sup Forums to leave
Wow racist

>I thought I knew what racism was until I came here."
Kek. China seting the bar again

>"Blacks have great bodies and small brains."
>They know they're not marriage material.
>They will also get dirty looks if they're with a black guy

literally saying they'd fuck them and lie to their future spouses about it

This is what happens to your values under Traitor Deng Xiaopings revisionism

kek spoiled afro niggers getting a dose of how good they have it in the US

You are mistaken "traditional" with religious honor killing muslims.

Though traditional asian culture does prefer women and men to date for the purpose of marriage. As long as both people in the relationship can take care of themselves and not be a burden on their parents then it is fine.

There's nothing in "confucius values" that against interracial relationships or dating.

I loled

>You can tell she speaks beijing mandarin dialect
Sure but that's just the actress' accent.

The character is likely to be Taiwanese.

>>grew up in 1970s Mao Zedong-era prewesternized china
>>conservative chinese and confucianist values instilled in her since birth

you really are gonna have to pick one

Mao Zedong-era China was very anti-Confucianism and anti-tradition

Being black in most of China is like being a dog in most of China. It's quite literally the only comparison.

>conservative chinese and confucianist values instilled in her since birth
The confucianist values thing weren't so big during cultural revolution years.

They're conservative though but love happens anyway.

I live in China, I mix with a lot of English teachers. Some are black, they get girl/boy friends like anyone else. It doesn't seem to slow them down any. I think it's just a meme.

I was going to watch this movie. Didn't know the Hollywood kikes were pushing Asians getting blacked in it.

Will not watch.

>You have to understand the chinese had deeply rooted insecurities and they would joke about themselves being 东亚病夫(sickly, infirm orientals?) and how I should enrich their gene pool with my superior seed.

See? You should have at least been a little more subtle with this. You're obviously a white male cuckold (or a thirsty blackcel) posting his sexual fantasies. I don't believe any of this for a second. No one does.

I have heard of Chinese people being startled when they first see black people and in some cases touching their skin and hair, like isolated African tribesmen would to a white missionary, but this is just because it's something different, they live in a very homogeneous culture. Chinese and Asians in general have a notoriously low-opinion of blacks that is shocking to many Westerners. I could imagine a Chinese person using the phrase "superior seed" in reference to some tall blonde German or Norwegian guy, but never a black man. They regard blacks as a low-born race of unintelligent savages.

Chink detected

>token black
>token gook
>both awful actors with unimportant dialogue
lol

Yeah, it's almost like this movie is fiction.

>never been on tv before
Even worse
>never been on Sup Forums before
Causal racism IS Sup Forums

>how I should enrich their gene pool with my superior seed.
you almost had me up until this point
t. 中国通

There was no fucking way she was actually from China. How retarded do you have to be?

When the West falls due to demographic collapse/dysgenics, and China inherits the earth, the one upside is they'll probably end up killing black people.

i cant even believe someone is capable of inventing a story like this

HOL' UP

i'm in china as well and it's pretty fuckin rare to see nigs ever score chink sluts or out in public with them ever. usually when you spot a couple like once every 1 or 2 years the girl looks like fucking ass. chink girls always talk about how ugly nigs are and how they hate their skin. it's fucking hilarious

maybe some are getting blacked in secret but i doubt it's a significant percentage

It used to be called BBC english mate. It's so foreign folks know what the fuck we're on about because for the most part regional dialects are hard work outside of the region.
Now its what "English" sounds like apparently.

Sounds fancy though

That's pretty good. You ought to write to blacked.com and ask them when they plan to start making historical epics.

Chinks give no fucks about niggers. Fifty years after the whites have gone, the niggers will follow, then the rest of the world. Those soulless little fuckers will take over the planet.

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Gotta appeal too the Chinese audience whilst also getting liberal cookies

but they cut out the scene in the OP for the chinese version didn't they?

It wasn't even romantic, they were co-workers in monarch.

This was so fucking stupid to me as well

Mein plebbit.

too clean cut and dainty

looks like hes never been in a fight in his entire life.