KEK has organized the conversion of all forces of memery to occur and the happening of all Happenings will take place this week. Why?
-Nigel Farage
-Emperor Trump and friends
-BLM chimpouts
-Anarcho-biker gangs
-Open Carry anti-protesters
-highest racial tensions since 1992
-Daily happenings since the Nice mudslime attacks
It's happening lads. Deposit your prayers to KEK and your repeating digits to confirm
Belgium will have an happening check em.
Rio 2016 is fucked.
KEK WILLS IT.
Yep, Brazil is like Detroit on a larger scale.
Checked.
It is done.
ISIS AGENTS RIDDEN WITH ZIKA WILL DECEND UPON RIO
n-n-n-n-n-narrative breakers incoming
Friendlyy reminder
Recently We discovered the 8 deities
Since then predictions threads and meme magic thread have been high
Predictions such as Germany, the RNC Turkey, BLM
Happenings left and right
Meme magic is at an all time high
We must recognize all four frog gods not just kek
Nun, Amen, Heh and Kek
let us not forget their female counterparts
Naunet, amaunet, Hauhet and Kauket
however we can just refer to them as the Ogdoad of khmunu , (HermoPOLis)
>Ogdoad
Each pair represented the male and female aspects of one of the four concepts of primordial chaos as follows:
>the primordial waters (Nu and Naunet)
>air, invisibility, and hidden powers (Amun and Amaunet)
>darkness and obscurity (Kuk and Kauket)
>eternity or infinity (Huh and Hauhet).
Together the four concepts represent the primal, fundamental state of the beginning. They are what always was. In the myth, however, their interaction ultimately proved to be unbalanced, resulting in the arising of a new entity. When the entity opened, it revealed Ra, the fiery sun, inside. After a long interval of rest, Ra, together with the other deities, created all other things and brought order to the universe.
>Isis
Isis frequently schemed against Ra, as she wanted her son Horus to have the power.
>Basically you want to meme happenings?
You need all 8 of Ogdoad in your heart not just kek
Praise Ogdoad
Why does kek like double digits?
Because of kek AND kauket dual counterpart
Why does he like 8?
Because there are EIGHT deities
Praise Kek
Praise Nu
Praise Amen
Praise Huh
4 frogs with their counter parts make 8
power ratio of 80/20 8/2
8/2=4
Pareto's 80 /20 Rule
Zimpfs law
toad god studying both hard
>Donald Trump make america great again
anagrams to
>A meme magic toad and a partaking ruler
Dear kek give me the strength to save the world
Thank you for these dubs lord kek
I will not let you down
KEK WILLS IT FOR HE IS RISEN
The real Turkey coup will happen today
Kek wills it
Dubs. The fire of your movement to recognize the "four deities" rises. But KEK remains the one true memetic god
say no more
HE IS RISEN
ABSOLUTELY ASTOUNDING! PRAISE KEK
nice keks
praise them
praise for more happenings
>Donald Trump make america great again
anagrams to
>A meme magic toad and a partaking ruler
Rly makes u think...
We must believe in him. Take my dubs, if you must.
European civil war ending in natsoc europe with the jews,niggers, arabs, mixbreeds, asians and rest of the subhumans exterminated.
Kek wills it!
Praise Kek
Praise Kauket
Praise Amun
Praise Amaunet
Praise Nun
Praise Amun
Praise Heh
Praise Hauhet
give us happenings this year and all years
>16 posts
>5 dubs
Someone math this out for me, is that significant?
yes
>Heh
Let us ask Kek
Holy shit...
You guys are lame asl lmao
The digits have spoken.
Thank you for triggering our ascension into the meme timeline kek!
Take my digits so we may anchor and live here for eternity!
1/10 chance of dubs
we have so far 8 dubs
mathematically we should have 80 posts
we have as i type this 25 post, so we should have 2.5 dubs or 2 to 3 dubs
kek is with us
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Oh Great KEK, let chaos reign! Let humanity fall so that when we reemerge, we shall do so at a higher level of understanding, wisdom, and strength.
No.
The singularity will occur when we know that Trump reached 273 delegates in november.
Damn I need some Quantum Break memes. All these recent happenings and the perspective of Trump elected as president look exactly like the fractures in time and the end of time.
o.o
AHHHHHHHHHHH
I CAN FEEL IT
THE AIR IS ELECTRIC AND ALIVE WITH MEME MAGIC
THIS TIMELINE IS OVERFLOWING WITH MEME MAGIC AHHHHHHHH
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE QEK
PRAISE HIS PROPHET PEPE
THE BIGGEST HAPPENING OF ALL. IT OS INEVITABLE. THE MEME MAGIC IS FAR TOO POTENT TO BE STOPPED NOW
HAPPENINGS
HAPPENINGS
PRAISE KEK
ayy lmao another kek
praise Ogdoad praise kek
moare happenings MOAR
Putting down a 100tonne reserve of meme magick. For use during the defense of Trump in the election.
Paid for by dank memes and kek.
Holy shit
NO YOU FOOL WE DON'T WANT HAPPENINGS AT RNC WHY WOULD YOU ENDANGER YOUR OWN GOD EMPEROR WHAT EVIL SPIRIT HAS POSSESSED THE ORACLE OF KEK ?!
PRAISE KEK,
quads and your country has a happening this week. kek wills it
Quads said WW3 would start last night, but it didn't. Another happening within the next few hours though, larger in scope than BLM today, something like Turkey again
How do I remain safe?
I don't want kek to do anything bad to me or my loved ones, what do?
Kek our lord and savior bring happenings
>praise kek
PURGE THEM WITH FIRE GLORIOUS KEK
Get Comfy.
Shit is gonna get real.
deposit all your meme magic.
praise be.
BY THE WILL OF KEK I PRAY FOR IT
Race war will begin in America
Holocoast 2.0
No jew left alive
Praise kek
Great Kek wills the race war
All praise to Kek
All praise to Ogdoad
could of been a simple get
or
ww3 has already started but doesnt mean nukes will be flying you see?
Our Kek on Sup Forums, hallowed be your name. Your Trumpdon come, your will be done, on earth as it is on Sup Forums. Give us this day our daily dubs, and forgive us our baiting, as we also have forgiven those who bait against us. And lead us not into cuckoldry, but deliver us from shills. Amen
You need more than quads for something like that. Probably 90M get
Qek i beg of you!
Make this RNC the Happening of all Happenings!!!
Praises!!!!
I bring upon these digits for the good of all white mankind.
It seems KEK has now left this thread
Thank you for these dubs Lord Kek, now I know your presence is with us
GIVE US THE BIGGEST HAPPENING
PRAISE
PRAISE KEK
MORE HAPPENINGS FOR THE MEME GOD
It was in another dubs filled thread last night, let's hope there's another major happening within the next few hours
Wait, so I'm confused. Is Pepe Kek? Is this a Jesus and god thing or a Muhammed and god thing?
I can't believe you faggots have created a religion. You guys know if this takes off it'll look nothing like it does now. It'll be taken completely seriously and absent of lulz.
Test
remember, our governments are engaged in a 24/7 propaganda war with it's own people, ww3 could very well be in mobilastion period and we wouldn't know until some bases get attacked or the grid goes down
Lord kek confirm your presence on this thread and grant us many happenings
kek is a bretty cool dude
And the Olympic games are almost popping as a target
Happening it is friend. Kek confirms race war.
rare
Anons, the Happening of all happenings is upon us. Rejoice, for we shall be bathed in kek's divine light, before joining him in eternity. Praise kek!
May the hells open and fallen angels pour from the earth to consume those to oppose the will of Kek
Pepe is just a manifestation of the primordial chaos that the Egyptians called KEK, the essence transcends both avatars, so to speak
woops dropped the dubs. here they are
MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD
are those even happening ? i thought the gangs said they have rocket launchers and they'll shoot the armored cars that are transporting people and take them hostage
The Republican National Convention will be the place in which the second American Civil War shall be sparked. Do not fear, brothers. this is kek's will. Praise him!
oh my god, KEK now has his own astral symbol !
I sure hope nothing bad happens in London
PRAISE KEK WORLD WAR 3 IN A MONTH!
Probably, that wouldn't be good for the possible future hostages
sorry to disappoint you, user. London is in for some happenings
selfish arshole
KEK WILLS IT!
Kekist posts in here - But seriously, what's with the constant dubs in Kek posts, our faith is continually confirmed by these signs.
kek please give me a steady comfy job and i shall be your follower and become a better person
...
It will begin in London.
everythings popping off at the same time..... kind of frightening
KEK GIVE ME STRENGTH !!!
Praise Kek
We our your humble vessels for Your Happening
i am here to confirm this
GIVE ME QUADS MIGHTY KEK
Kek was strong
Seems to have faded
Praise kek for more happenings
Kek posters should be banned
please get rid of birmingham
Let the super button-mashing combo-breaker of Happenings to continue!
PRAISE KEK
I believe the chance of dubs is actually 1/100 not 1/10 because you are rolling two digits not one.
They should honestly get the national guard there to keep peace. If not the race war might very well start right there.
Qak knows!
What does the afterlife look like for Kek worshipers?
hahaha yeah maybe that's what it will take to trigger the 'great purge': a bunch of yuppies getting taken hostage in brazil