/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

Conservative thots Edition
youtube.com/watch?v=ameAMNaQ0rY

Blonde girl who wanted to get with me before I started dating my girlfriend is single right now so I might cheat on my girlfriend before she has the chance to break up with me.

pooploop

>Anime fans

good story

Go for it, New Mexico

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I didn't give you permission to reply to my post, weeaboo NEET worm.

real thread

cummed in a tranny's butt

How do I build a nether portal in Minecraft

gay
BASED

swear to god i've seen this exact post before

don't know what i've done to you you are just hostile to me all the time

Maybe I am just insecure. I'll stop if its really bothering you, sorry bro

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I will never bully Pennsylvania again

i’m not weird desu i’m actually pretty good and mimicking normies, i go out to bars and clubs and events and like to socialize for the most part unlike most spergs

can't tell if a girl at work likes me or I'm just being autistic and making shit up.

who are you

She doesn't like you. If you try talking to her, you'll just embarrass yourself. Better die a virgin than risk feeling awkward once.

Maryland. I tried aborting the post so I could modify it and make it a reply to , but it was last second and glitched out and posted without the flags

Which is more right-wing, /cum/ or /brit/?

wise words amigo.

My opinion? I think you've found the love of your life

>qt grill kept staring at me on the bus

there are probably countless girls who have stared at me in lust that i will never know about

ugh gosh my hate for niggers is getting out of control

Try giving her a snog

1 month clean today from the devils snow might buy some to celebrate

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I don't believe you

Are there any clear signals for this, what should I be looking out for other than "wow she spent literally any time with me"

How old are you, Pennsy?

Imagine all the girls that were checking you out but you’re too dumb to take a hint

20 years old

If you've never caught a girl staring at you, you should just kill yourself.

well I'm safe

i do not see how that logically follows

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If a girl your age has never directly complimented you, you should kill yourself.

People with autism can’t read body language or facial expressions so it’s almost impossible to know what the other persons intentions or motives are towards you unless they’re directly verbal about it

That has never happened to you? are you ugly or something?
Why don't you try asking her out?
haha figures

ok

She's cute, when's she getting BLACKED?

don't want to make it awkward in the office for the rest of time thank you very much

>hanging out with childhood friend today
>snap chats his dad that he's hanging out with me
>his dad replies "what about user"?
>tells his dad he's hanging out with me
>his dad says "oh I thought you were saying something bad about user I was worried"

What did he mean by this??

safe again
not one?

Good. Would hate to be like this Pennsylvanian poster with absolutely no chance to ever find love.

what

not one girl?

no

awww pencilveinyah is just a boy thats pretty cute

You've actually never had a girl compliment you? Not your face, hair, eyes, clothes, or how you smell? Nothing?

When you become a righteous person
Thought you'd be older

You are just a baby
You're welcome

yes i have

how old are you people?
don't believe you

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going to be running prime95 on my friends computer for the next 24 hours to try and figure out whats wrong with it

Molyneuxs crying on his newest video

Bitch, I even have had guys complimenting my dick

Honestly thought, how can anyone be a virgin past 18?

nothing wrong with being a virgin before age 30

Guy told me I was "ripped" today and wouldn't stop mentioning it, does that count?

this

Wrong. If you've a virgin past 25, you should honestly just off yourself. 18 pushing it and 20 more so, but 25 is just too much.

I've spent 1500+ $ on Warframe. I regret it so much.

Disappointing, know of any similarly looking translucent/pale pornstars?

I've been called nice before.

99% of girls aren’t virgins past 18

>no qt Italian gf
Why does the north African get one but I don't? It isn't fair!

Personality doesn't make girls want to fuck you.

i don't get you

wrong

>Prime95 is the freeware application written by George Woltman that is used by GIMPS, a distributed computing project dedicated to finding new Mersenne prime numbers.
Fucking nerd
Says who? your mom?

Terrones are North Africans on the wrong side of the Sicilian Strait.

Daisy ain't no pornstar you sickfuck

i can think for myself

FEELING LUCKY TODAY BUDS

Are you not in college?

do not call me a nerd please thanks

not since may

Embrace the nerd inside of you

That's why I said similar looking.
I think Sasha Grey used to be as pale as her.

I agree. I'm saving myself for marriage

Whatever

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*farts*

No, I do not know of any similarly looking translucent/pale pornstars, why would I

I'm having an exam on the US constitution tomorrow
If there is one thing to know about it, what would it be?

It was writte by white men, which means it's wrong and should be replaced by something written by crippled and retarded black Jewish transexuals.

What?

This essentially

>give me your money goy and there is a small chance I will give you more back!

Finally a not shit OP. Good post.

Why, thanks

This is a terrible OP and I much prefer the lain threads

this

life is good

this

Take a hike