/hoc/ Zadorov Open Ice Edition

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second, probably

Ducks about to blow it aren't they

I wanna die real bad

ill never put russell down, hes not the best player by any stretch but he gives 110% every single game no matter what

i wish his 4 million wasnt fucking us so badly but atleast he earns it, unlike that faggot lucic who shows up every 20 games

>NHL shoves their rainbow inclusivity shit in everywhere
>even in the highlight videos on youtube
>leave a comment
>brief, polite anecdote about how I played with all sorts of people in youth hockey and none of us kids ever talked about race or gender, we just talked about hockey
>it quickly gets hidden by whoever runs the channel

It's over, folks.
The NHL has become just like every other corporation.

Imagine if the oilers score at 17.6

It's one night per season dude

My team has five, some other team has six.

oilers never score in these high pressure situation

hand in there lad

I hope your right but I don't have faith in this ducks team to not fuck up...if they don't yay, if they do then I'm at least not disappointed

test

I assume youre Ducks/Kings/Sharksfag

That game made me sad, but at least the fights were fun.

but I'd miss you user

this one was pretty fun

Hey don't include >us in that gay shit. There's a reason OC hates LA

Talbot should have just skated off, no point to be in there

maroon trying to help his old team? why else would he float a wrist shot at the net or let kesler walk in front of the net

Heavens no.

that's what I missed when my stream went out, thanks

GG oilers

anyone need any (you)s before I head off to bed?

no worries mate

fuck mclellan, fuck lucic, fuck chiarelli, fuck maroon, fuck /hoc/, and fuck (You)

im going to bed and hopefully wont wake up

hahahaha >oilshits

>Flams out (heh/meh)
>kangs in and up to 2nd (fuuuuuck)
>shorks down to 3rd (keep dropping desu)
>literally no other division changes (someone stop the pens)

say fuck connor you fucking coward piece of shit

slowmo

it's okay, McLel let me down too

based, although knights/wild could be bad for knights

I'm hoping the wild stay where the are and the shorks or kangs fail hard preferably kangs. That way ducks get shorks round 1 and the wild take out the noits

fuck it going all out with this one

ISLES!

Preds/Stors will be absolutely kino

How long have they been doing the gender neutral anthem?

First time I've heard it was at the Canes game.

like a week now

real ______ hours

i thought you went to sleep

Real responsibly going to bed early hours

why is boeser so short

pls grow

Vancouver's looking forward to the weekend

If you don't watch Preds @ Habs tomorrow, you're no true hockey fan.

Especially since it's an early game. There's no excuse.

qt hokkie in 1.75 bongs

lol whatever Cucks fans at least I'm white, your stadium is literally beantown

>not a true hockey fan if you don't watch a Reddit tier bandwagon team and the most overrated franchise in sports

Yeah no thanks

>2 shitters
who the fuck cares?

>been feeling crushed all day rangers are in tank mode now

at least there might me some games I can afford now

doubt it. rags can afford expensive tickets because its new york

The neutral zone trap is bloody postmodernism. Sort out your forecheck.

Kindly fuck off to the six Peterson threads on /lit/ and keep him out of /hoc/

How do I watch hockey at 3am in the morning?

Olympics I guess.

Naw, I mean like how do I stay awake and shit? I'm free all week but the time zones are insane.

I'd have more motivation to stay up for it if they were actually talented or something.

They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.

I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.

It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.

-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.

>wake up
>check scores

Just got home from watching Black Panther, lads
Lol jk

>rags

nah, they made Canes have 5 nights and Caps have 6 nights because >southern teams not in Florida

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WUZ

has rasmus had sex

>with the 1st overall pick...the arizona coyotes are proud to select...
>acne

people say i eat too many chocolate bars

thats because you're FAT

Maybe with a syringe of Accutane

youtube.com/watch?v=6T2olgjnDWY

so this is the power of swedish goaltending

>game 1: I'm not good enough
>game 50: I'm not good enough

When are you going to get better, then?

>Jakub Flopstrom
Flashbacks from the 2008-09 world juniors lel

he knows that, but the rest of the team is full of shitters too. he was probably talking about eriksson and mdz in that comment, dob geg

based
forgot about this

>$6M
>8 goals
>$750k per goal

wew

Canadian commercials are KINO

>cant trade eriksson
>cant waive him
>cant scratch him
fucking wwwwwew

>a-at least I'm w-white
>loses
>albortions complaining about non whites
Wew laddy

Just woke up

Come back to bed

>Stetcher
>Hutton
>Gudbranson
>Pouliot
>Virtanen
>Gaunce
>Boucher
>Goldobin
>Archibald

Who else did a miss?
Chaput is decent defensively and Biega is a solid bottom pairing defender. Rest are garbage and Benning needs to throw away

why can't you scratch him?

>6 million dollars
you can't scratch someone getting payed that much

gagner too. you might as well include hank and dank on that list too.
gaunce is unironically one of their best scorers in the year 2018.

>stecher
he's fine
>hutton
regressed hard, probably traded
>gudbransson
shit
>poullio
regressed hard
>virtanen
he's alright, just really unskilled
>gaunce
a bust considering how high he was drafted but he plays the shutdown role fine
>boucher
ahler
>goldobin
i dont know why green hates him so much
>archibald
ahler
>biega
not that good, but works hard

not mentioning the injuries (5 in the last 48 hours top fucking lel) mdz, eriksson, markstrom, gudbransson, hutton are the biggest issues

hank and dank are fine. they're literally the only ones who can cycle the puck and set up in the offensive zone 5 vs 5

you can, most teams don't. but you can and should.

no, that's a literal waste of money because there's not many better options available

>rags
t. memesota

>because there's not many better options available

if that's really true then why are you even bitching about him?

that doesnt make him good, especially for how much he's payed

erikssons lack of goal scoring is a sign of a larger problem, and that is the canucks blueline is absolute shit.
eriksson plays his best hokkei infront of the net, putting home garbage goals. thats how he was effective in boston.
nobody on the canucks blueline, for a few seasons now, has an effective shot that gets through to the net and produces a rebound for him to go after. yannik webber is the only canuck defenseman in the last 5 seasons to score 10 goals.

if you're not making webms of /yourteam/ i really don't know what you're doing

Thank you for BTFOing the oilers for us, Duckies

Swedes are struggling against the nipponites. Is swedish hockey done?

Kind reminder that Sweden is on top of the olympic medal table

The swedish women's team has been shitty shitty bang bang for years

>Sweden 1st, Norge 2nd, Finlan 3rd

what the fuck are finns even good at in the olympics?

sauna competition?

Good list :)

Bangin' yo mom in the ski wax shed