/cric/

the Djaberadjabera people welcome you to their land for this thread

First for USA Cricket being not terrible

>tfw no war cricket theme

I came upon the prison ship
Bowed down by iron chains
I bought the land, endured the lash
And waited for the rains
I'm a settler, I'm a farmer's wife
On a dry and barren run
A convict, then a free man
I became Australian

What do I asked the barber for if I want this haircut?

I came from the dream-time
From the dusty red-soil plains
I am the ancient heart
The keeper of the flame
I stood upon the rocky shores
I watched the tall ships come
For forty thousand years I've been
The first Australian

>early thread

the dabakan koorliny ngangungudditj walgu

KEK

does claiming people like D'arsy as natives make proper abos seethe?

never seen a full blooded abo in my life off the footy pitch so I wouldn't have a clue

Hey lads

Hlw dear bro

BASED Dermot

Alright, which one of you works for the ABC

It is my college

moving to Hong Kong to take part in their illustrious cricket traditions

funny, they were harping on about the first ever abo winter olympian on the radio, then i saw him on tv and he was a skinny white kid with a hitler haircut. they're probably 1/8th abo at most

>almost 9k

Bancroft shouldn't go to South Africa, he hasn't corrected his technique

>February 10, 2018
>still invested in that pyramid scheme
fucking kek, I took my 6 fig profit and ran

thanks for holding my bags

Open with Marsh, put Maxwell in

you'd have to be pretty brave to procreate with a full blooded abo

or equally sub-human

don't think it was voluntary for the most part

they also weren't fat back then

...

>start watching braveheart
>they call edward longshanks a pagan in the first minute

hmmm
is this going to be the patriot all over again

rekt

It's one of the least accurate films ever made

>those borders

Sort your shit out mate

loved the Patriot when I was younger. Feel like rewatching it would ruin it

it's a fine movie but it suffers from Gibson's standard LE FUG LE INGERLAND XD XD bullshit

I was born for the fast life

>mfw sold 300 bitcoins while it was at 19k

based revenge of the armenians

I just liked the battle scenes desu. Not sure I even knew what period of history it was meant to be about.

Just had a cheeky wank to some traps lads, feeling a bit gay right now

Apocalypto was kino

Is Wade elite?

don't quite want to invade the ERE do I lad

I'm a holy order babby so I'm having to move south. Hoping the crusades will finally fucking target Jerusalem instead of Hungary over before the Big Strong Hindus move any further west

Reminds me of a few nights ago, was having a dream and I unlocked my phone in this dream, for some reason there was a bloke jacking off on a cam website in there. Woke up straight away.

still feel a bit dirty after fapping to this fat chick a few weeks back

>no aflw thread
why is Sup Forums so sexist lads?

I had a similar experience, except it wasn't a dream and i was the one jerking off for other men

get my OnePlus 5T on monday lad

I've got a Note 8

off the asian bandwagon lads, NEED a french or russian gf

Just became a jew lads, ama

Welcome to the tribe.

can someone explain to me how it's possible to convert to judaism without being ethnically jewish
seems to go against the entire foundation of the religion

be rich

Marry a Jewish lad or lass

רעיון עסקי: פוסט בלעדית בעברית

пoкyпкa пoдpyги зa 30 дoллapoв

>Escape From Alcatraz
>Fistful of Dollars
>Bone Tomahawk
>Escape From New York

absolute kino free-to-air tonight

fuck me what a selection

Escape From New York for me I think

Personally, I will be watching the cricket tonight

Shall be watching IRL streamers on Twitch

oi krazykrezja you here m8?

how do I learn russian, what's the steps you took

Shall be watching Shrek the third, and will follow up with either Mad Max or unbroken

first mad max?

mad max beyond the thunderdome

skip it, that one's shit

I'll show you a shit thunderdome
*does a really loud shart*

>poopeelian NT playing in an hour
>poopeelians discussing what shitty movies they'll be watching instead
Literally fucking Reddit: the Nation.

Literally who gives a fuck about T20 international Cricket
Only domestic T20 is interesting

diversity is /cric/s strength

>taking this memehit series seriously

OH NONONO

Shall be watching women's AFL and Sisterhood of the Traveling pants so as not to appear sexist

Domestic T20 (BBL & IPL)> Tests > International T20 > ODI's

shall be spending the night in agony as painful farts work their way through my bowels

t. Brainiac

For me it's the Hong Kong Sixes

FUCKING HAD MY EYES CLOTHES AND THERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLT CLOSE TO ME

Shall be watching Shopping, Travel, Entertainment, Lifestyle on Win Gold

CLOSED

How the fuck do you respond when normies talk about women's AFL lads?

I don't watch it (I watch AFL) and I fear getting labelled as a sexist for watching the men's AFL and not the women's

Shall be watching Blues win the 10s.
This of course makes you FURIOUS

dont talk to women or soyboys

I join in because I unironically enjoy women's AFL although I might be biased

>I fear getting labelled as a sexist for watching the men's AFL and not the women's

t.

what's the 10s, unironically

>these /rug/rats have already forgotten yesterday’s bullying
BASED

straffLORD

>watching NBL
>my heart will go on is playing during the time out
>game resumes
>Let's get it started starts playing
What the fuck

It's like the T20 of rugby.

Straffo is based af you numpty.

>NBL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONO

reminder cricket is just lawn bowls with sticks

I went to a breakers game on the north shore once. Had some cringey cunt on a mic prompting crowd chants the WHOLE FUCKING GAME without respite. Never again.

>watching cross country skiing
>they have to addle up the hills
Why is the winter olympics so shit?

kek, what a shit sport

>Ameriseethes

Still unironically supporting 7s cricket.
>7 overs per innings
>7 players per side (so 6 wickets)

Ameridumbs

look up the hong kong sixes m8

Reminder that seppo is not amerilad. Seppos like him shan't destroy my credibility.

Have done. I think sixes is stupid as fuck because of the wickets situation. After 5 wickets they leave a "retired" batsman on to run, but the 6th man is the only one who hits at that point.

They should've just done 5s or 7s and had it make fucking sense.

i just say "tough contest love the way they go about it" and people nod an agree. never watched a minute kek

Just did a stinky winter Olympics lads