New thor trailer

>new thor trailer

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sauce

braap

I'm excited

What a dignified and wondrous process

Shouldn't the head come out first?

it's art

She's putting it back in.

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youtube.com/watch?v=iFXYzMiV67Q

what is this?

Wow the birth of a child the most beautiful thing

Only if you (stupidly) want it to come out all alive and shit and crying and being annoying as fuck.

Her asshole and legs look like an enemy from a Silent Hill game

i guess men just don't understand beauty.

life is such a strange place

this
fuck white people

kek

I see.

If you think that's bad, look up "breach birth"

i truly feel sorry for our females humans, and totally understand those who do not want to have babies

look at that shit

>up for 15 minutes

Mods do your fucking job for once

It could be worse

>For spotted hyenas, anatomy, sex, and birth are wildly (and weirdly) different than any other species. Elevated levels of testosterone cause the females to not only act extremely aggressive toward their male counterparts during sex, which is actually downright dangerous for the males, but also cause the females to develop pseudo-penises. These appendages are essentially an extended clitoris, some that can grow as long as 7 inches. But the problem with these hyena pseudo-penises is that it becomes the path through which the mother has to give birth through, a very tiny tube. The first time female hyenas give birth, they lose a lot of their young. In fact, 60% of hyena cubs die of suffocation inside the pseudo penis

some women have orgasms during birth

post more birthkino

Human females are actually worse off than other mammals in that category, because of the whole bipedal thing that forced the hips to narrow down during our evolution and subsequently increased the risks of childbirth going wrong

>braap
I believe you mean
>POOOOOFFT

BRAAAAAAAP

Umm this is part of nature it is not sexual you Christian prude freak

You ban this next you'll be banning pictures of people breathing and then all pictures of human forms and then your essentially just like the Muslims you hate

evolution, explain this

You are now glad that man are unable to give birth, just imagine a baby ripping tearing your urethra.

Unless there are complications it's probably not as bad as it looks, lot's of women claim it's an enjoyable experience, and most of the ones who whine about it end up having more children

Nudity isn't allowed on this board

That birth-orgasam though is probably pretty intense and worth it

This was surprisingly more cute than gross, seeing how happy she was with the baby. Am I getting old?

>this is what Unitarian Universalists actually believe

women are such bros to each other

wt i love capekino now

I thought it was a photo of a dude fucking a raw chicken in the shower

no, but you are probably pregnant

LITERALLY came here to say this

Our brains must be on the same wave length, we should fuck

aren't you both guys?

How can I be sure? I'm a dude, also, are there maybe some special pregnancy tests for dudes?

>naming your child soul
yeah this is starting to check out
fucking new age bullshit

This isn't related to tv and film though.

CHILD BIRTH IS BEAUTIFUL

>me on the left
>yup...thats me

>that woman
>white

Is the baby even OK? It was stuck in there head-first for a long time. That's dangerous AFAIK.

I- I don't think I want a gf that bad now...

Still better than Thor.

Women are disgusting. Thank god I'm only into cute traps.

>she shits all over the baby.

wtf

Read the filename, dipshit

This thread is very clearly about how greed and late capitalism are ruining the artistic process and how Marvel Studios is the perfect example for the need of a global socio-economic revolution towards a post-industrial, artisinal society

Why on earth would I want to do that to my potential wife's vagina? God they're like trainwrecks after kids.

but babies skulls are soft & can be squeezed out of tight holes tho

That baby is fucking massive holy shit

Only cucks are there for the child birth or the immediate period afterwards, hire a nurse/midwife to care for her

Yes you're so clever, I bet you write for rick and morty

it's actually a dude fucking a bb in the shower

>Spiderman cameo

Ever tried to pee without pooing when you need to both poo and pee really bad?

Now imagine doing that except trying to piss as hard as you can

I'd rather watch a Hispanic girl get burned alive for killing someone than open this webm

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does the vagina even recover from that? any medschool fag care to elaborate

Why are women so lewd?

NEWBORN PORN

>u r le salty xD

Go back to facebook kid

>61 replies
Give me a fucking break mods

It tightens up again, but might not be 100% as tight as before. As a man, you won't notice a difference in most cases

>the absolute state of Sup Forums

it wont be as tight.

then after the 2nd/3rd child she starts bitching you because you can't satisfy her

>does the vagina even recover from that?

You can have surgery to fix tears, but if it didnt tear it goes back pretty close to 100%

I mean the body is built to do it

>Only cucks are there for the child birth or the immediate period afterwards, hire a nurse/midwife to care for her

I believe you. I would never want to see my wife in that situation. I would make up something up to not be there.

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I hope every guy in this thread has to deal with kidney stones.

>mods delete Sup Forums related threads but leave this up

yea that's totally worth the whole shitty process

why is everything women related so smelly gooey and liquidy fucking makes me wanna puke

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I'm going to make it completely unusable very soon
Stick around

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that's a big baby

Only cucks run away from adversity.

u u u u

must suck never interacting with another female to not know how vaginas work.

You might be gay.

well... okay then...
not as bad as i expected to be honest

f-for me? :3

That is one used asshole.

delet

you might be falling for the vaginal jew

good goy, eat her liquid cocktails of period blood piss and shit and random liquid dripping out of their pussy 24/7

I bet you're fat and have a man face and biggg broad shoulders.


What color of koolaid hair do you have?

>90 replies and counting

>Only cucks are there for the child birth or the immediate period afterwards, hire a nurse/midwife to care for her

is that how females feel too? if the couple are bros...

I wish.

now there's a blacked thread up. janny must be on a hotpocket run

MODS?

That baby looked dead as fuck.

Natural births are the most common cause of Cerebral hypoxia and permanent brain damage.

oh man, that sounds like trouble

I actually like that this thread is still up and constantly on the front page. It means that no one can be so deluded as to not notice that our cuck mods couldn't give 5 shits about improving this board