Wife comes home from grocery store

>wife comes home from grocery store
>shopping bag has two baguettes sticking out

U jus no

Otherwise the audience doesn't know what she bought could be liquor drugs or electronic circuits

>and your other baguette

>checks answering machine
>feeds cat

>Not acting out every movie trope in day-to-day life

That's a handy answering machine.

>he doesn't buy quality bread to eat with some homemade smoked mackerel pate
What are you, queer?

>unpacks all of the groceries onto kitchen table instead of directly transferring to appropriate storage areas

>character poops fully clothed

>character goes to toilet
>no toiletpaper
>he didn't check before he started shitting

why didn't your wifes son carry it for her

>Character wakes up
>Doesnt spend the next 3 hours alternating between crying and just staring at the ceiling

>Wife comes home from grocery store
>She's not accompanied by two black men she met while shopping

Why can't movies be more realistic?

>mom comes home with groceries
>son walks into kitchen and chugs newly purchased milk or orange juice

>watch show
>they have an answering machine

Is this actually a thing in the US?

What movie?

From what is this picture?

>brown paper bag
Do Americans really do this?

the fact that their bags don't have handles triggers me more.

OP said "baguettes", user, not "faguette".

>wife comes home

>he hasn't heard of diapers

>movie takes place in Paris
>muslims aren't praying in the streets

>character gets ready for work
>doesn't shove the butt of an electric toothbrush set to "vibrate" up their asshole and keep it there for the rest of the day

immersion lost

>movie takes place in USA
>nobody gets shot by niggers or police

the store I work at sells lots of bauettes and long breads for some reason, people buy them all the time
lots of people do this
check what
not any more
paper bags already tend to rip unless you only fill them halfway, paper bags with handles are a recipe for sadness

>female character gets naked
>objects & camera are positioned to hide her demonic pointed tail & gateway to the abyss

so sick of this trope

>main character has a wife
>she isn't cheating on him with multiple partners; only using him as a money dispenser
>she never makes false rape claims

completely removes me from the flick.

I never would have started doing this in my house had I not seen it on Sup Forums

>Husband is calling his wife
>Wife doesn't pick up
>Leaves a message
>Wife walks in and hears him leaving a message
>Rushes over to pick up the phone
>Just as she picks it up he finishes his message and hangs up
>Husband dies or is seriously injured later in the movie

It much faster to do this if you have a lot of groceries or a big kitchen, otherwise you are walking back-and-forth while you unpack individual bags.

no it's not. it's still an extra step

>wife comes home from grocery store
>finds her children and husband murdered
>drops her bag and food falls out

1+1 or
3

:thinking:

guess fewer steps are better

When I get groceries, some thing go in the fridge, some in cabinets, some in the pantry, some in the laundry room, some in the garage fridge, some in the master suite. Unless you have some little galley kitchen in a studio apartment, or very carefully bag your own groceries, you are wasting time, motion, and energy but not unpacking and sorting first.

>wife buys baguette
>doesn't break it in half and conceal it in a plastic bag
>walks on the street with baguette sticking out so it absorbs dirty city air and CO2

Top kek underrated

>You're right, I guess there IS nothing left to say.

>"Were you able to dig up any dirt on him?"
>"No, he's clean. Not even a parking ticket"

>character pulls his dick over his pants and trousers instead of dropping them to his ankles out of the way

>character doesn't poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain

>character crashes a plane
>there are survivors
>the fire doesn't rise

Makes me feel small

>"Want more coffee, honey?"

Yea I go to the grocery store for electronic circuits

>Cream, two sugars.

What