This is the first villain in a long time I've wanted to fuck. How can I be terrified of a horror movie character when I have to ignore how turned on I am?
Benjamin Barnes
that writing is clearly alphabetic wtf
Eli Hernandez
Hope she makes Tom her puss slave
Josiah Clark
seriously, why is everybody shitting on her so hard? she doesn't look particularly bad or something in the trailer. is it just because shes a grill?
Thomas Wood
Trailer looked pretty cool till I realized the monster doesn't look scary in any way shape or form.
James Carter
Can't wait till the normies start spouting this once the movie tanks.
Chase Morales
Yeah, the movie is a fucking joke. They couldn't even bother to check their trailer before uploading it.
Thats the whole point of 90% horror movies : You pretend to be scared so you can fap w/o ppl noticing.
Nathaniel Rogers
>put make up on a generic slut >it's a monster now
Leo Martinez
because it looks fucking stupid
Oliver Morgan
is she holding a recorder, those things are pure evil
Asher Stewart
For those that aren't aware, this is the original trailer they uploaded to Jewtube. It was up for a few hours.
Nathaniel Kelly
Somebody in the marketing department probably thought hieroglyphs were too confusing or "problematic", so they just plastered her in some old greek letters.
Adam Powell
You retards. Since when is any The Mummy film supposed to be horror?
Adam Smith
This is surprisingly entertaining, kind of reminds me of watching shitty comedy shows without the laughing track.
Seriously though, I really wonder why you wouldn't at least briefly check the rendered and encoded file before publishing it. It's just a fucking minute.
David White
It's supposed the have horror aspects. The actual mummy creature has always been creepy. This bitch is just laughable.
Justin Sullivan
ok
Juan Murphy
*to have
Benjamin Reed
It's all about visuals in this case. Hieroglyphs are too clunky and kind of lack the mystery factor. They almost look cheesy these days, everybody knows how they look, just too mainstream.