Luge - Death slide - thread

19:10 - Men's Singles Run 1

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stream?

Checking in.

this

Any medals being awarded with the luge this morning?

I'm conflicted between this and short track.

Watching both Death Sled and Speed Skating at the same time

reportan in

Fingers crossed for death.

Medals start tomorrow. This is mens run 1+2 of 4.

you should have found one that works for you by now.
Get a cable account and NBC or find something pirate.

Watching on UK Eurosport with Martin Haven commentating.

Short track is on TV, gonna stream luge. Gonna shitpost in both threads. Perfect.

finally the good shit is starting

It is basically the first real day.

We gonna get some deaths tonight boys

>doesn't get dubs

STARTS IN 3 BINGS

is it actually live through?, the reddit streams are all inactive

yeah, I just couldnt care less about the stuff that was on so far. like womens ice hockey, I need them in skin tight suits

ohnonononono
Look at the top of this board

Dr Pavl, I'm Vagina

HERE WE GO

Why they has no benis

semen couldnt handle the speed

SHEEIT that was a rocky start

That track is insane.

State of that

What's up with number 9? Why do they have so many issues there?

Quite a fast track

Not aerodynamic, had it removed

yeah this looks insane
didnt really listen but commentator mentioned something about the track being even harder before they reworked it?

Were the Russian lugers doing steroids?

Big guy

They just gave it a coat of WD-40

This track was in the world cup last year. But far more nerves as this is the olympics.

>Door says "pull please"
>He pushes it

MADMAN

Apparently a lot of people had issues with corner 9. Russian guy messed up there.

This is a promising track.

This is fucking retarded and not a real sport. It requires no talent

>ywn be a luge racer

Why live?

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seems like it would actually help a lot in this "sport"

Yeah corner 9 gave lots of problems during the world cup too.

fuck off idiot.

Ironically, luge would be a fun way to commit suicide, tho

What did they mean by this?

>sliding down ice
>Athletic
>Sport

>please~

Please~

Btw the skeleton is the death slide. This is the weeee slide

Fun as fuck to watch though.

you know like
pleaseeeee

the only thing you need for death slide is balls

THE WAYNE GRETZKY OF LUGE

you know what they say about Fenix loch, he has a small cock haha

Show's over

are the bobsled and luge courses the same?

fucking Krauts... REEEEE

Can Germany just fuck off and die already?

yes, they have different starts tho

Yeah, but the start is different.

>ywn get paid to slide down ice really fast whilst showing off your big thighs

Dudes be flying down the track at 130km/h. I'd like to see you do that and not die

>event is over after a couple of days
>get to hang out watching the other events, cheering on your teammates, and gorging yourself on free food and drink

our whole nation is autistic af, is it that surprising we do well in the sport where you go SANIC fast?

Doubles is great too.

>pad your crotch
>lose horribly
>still get to bang every stacy in the village

wait how far am I behind?

Some South Korean just won on my screen

just poured myself a nice scotch to settle in

>no Canadians or Americans still

Wtf is this a Euro sport

idk if my stomach can handle alcohol at this hour...

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LOCH LOCH LOCH LOCH LOCH

Insufferable yanks detected

So hyped for Wellinger bringing home gold for the Vaterland later.

Get ready to get BTFO, Euros

>na luge

Hahaha yanks BTFO
>0.8
>0.8
>0.8

>You

It's another episode of Loch Wins

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>Tucker West from Conneticut
I just overdosed on freedom lads

FUCK

you're not suppose to hit the wall American

lol

LETS GO LONGCOCK

not using the wall to get that extra spring

What's with the button they're pressing at the bottom?
The only thing I can think of is that it's a "course clear" signal like on a waterslide!?

Fucking stop it Germany

That would make sense.

Is this sport about being a big guy?

>watching cameltoe slide for men
nope

for luge

Fuggg

WEW AUSTRIA WEW

Is it best run or combined?

>Krauts

>His name is literally glacier

Krauts btfo

>slowvakia

Combined I think

Best of 4 runs