19:10 - Men's Singles Run 1
Luge - Death slide - thread
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stream?
Checking in.
this
Any medals being awarded with the luge this morning?
I'm conflicted between this and short track.
Watching both Death Sled and Speed Skating at the same time
reportan in
Fingers crossed for death.
Medals start tomorrow. This is mens run 1+2 of 4.
you should have found one that works for you by now.
Get a cable account and NBC or find something pirate.
Watching on UK Eurosport with Martin Haven commentating.
Short track is on TV, gonna stream luge. Gonna shitpost in both threads. Perfect.
finally the good shit is starting
It is basically the first real day.
We gonna get some deaths tonight boys
>doesn't get dubs
STARTS IN 3 BINGS
is it actually live through?, the reddit streams are all inactive
yeah, I just couldnt care less about the stuff that was on so far. like womens ice hockey, I need them in skin tight suits
ohnonononono
Look at the top of this board
Dr Pavl, I'm Vagina
HERE WE GO
Why they has no benis
semen couldnt handle the speed
SHEEIT that was a rocky start
That track is insane.
State of that
What's up with number 9? Why do they have so many issues there?
Quite a fast track
Not aerodynamic, had it removed
yeah this looks insane
didnt really listen but commentator mentioned something about the track being even harder before they reworked it?
Were the Russian lugers doing steroids?
Big guy
They just gave it a coat of WD-40
This track was in the world cup last year. But far more nerves as this is the olympics.
>Door says "pull please"
>He pushes it
MADMAN
Apparently a lot of people had issues with corner 9. Russian guy messed up there.
This is a promising track.
This is fucking retarded and not a real sport. It requires no talent
>ywn be a luge racer
Why live?
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seems like it would actually help a lot in this "sport"
Yeah corner 9 gave lots of problems during the world cup too.
fuck off idiot.
Ironically, luge would be a fun way to commit suicide, tho
What did they mean by this?
>sliding down ice
>Athletic
>Sport
>please~
Please~
Btw the skeleton is the death slide. This is the weeee slide
Fun as fuck to watch though.
you know like
pleaseeeee
the only thing you need for death slide is balls
THE WAYNE GRETZKY OF LUGE
you know what they say about Fenix loch, he has a small cock haha
Show's over
are the bobsled and luge courses the same?
fucking Krauts... REEEEE
Can Germany just fuck off and die already?
yes, they have different starts tho
Yeah, but the start is different.
>ywn get paid to slide down ice really fast whilst showing off your big thighs
Dudes be flying down the track at 130km/h. I'd like to see you do that and not die
>event is over after a couple of days
>get to hang out watching the other events, cheering on your teammates, and gorging yourself on free food and drink
our whole nation is autistic af, is it that surprising we do well in the sport where you go SANIC fast?
Doubles is great too.
>pad your crotch
>lose horribly
>still get to bang every stacy in the village
wait how far am I behind?
Some South Korean just won on my screen
just poured myself a nice scotch to settle in
>no Canadians or Americans still
Wtf is this a Euro sport
idk if my stomach can handle alcohol at this hour...
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LOCH LOCH LOCH LOCH LOCH
Insufferable yanks detected
So hyped for Wellinger bringing home gold for the Vaterland later.
Get ready to get BTFO, Euros
>na luge
Hahaha yanks BTFO
>0.8
>0.8
>0.8
>You
It's another episode of Loch Wins
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>Tucker West from Conneticut
I just overdosed on freedom lads
FUCK
you're not suppose to hit the wall American
lol
LETS GO LONGCOCK
not using the wall to get that extra spring
What's with the button they're pressing at the bottom?
The only thing I can think of is that it's a "course clear" signal like on a waterslide!?
Fucking stop it Germany
That would make sense.
Is this sport about being a big guy?
>watching cameltoe slide for men
nope
for luge
Fuggg
WEW AUSTRIA WEW
Is it best run or combined?
>Krauts
>His name is literally glacier
Krauts btfo
>slowvakia
Combined I think
Best of 4 runs